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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
To sell your book?
To give Teddy away?
To stop kissing Brangelina's ass?
To take Rumer on a date?
To change your hair?
To hire a stylist finally?
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – ALL OF THE ABOVE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
HOT MONKEY…. I can see the light!!!
Re: LettyB – Thank God, LettyB! I was starting to worry…..
click here and Harrybalsac will stuff a can of hairspry up your ass….
Re: LettyB – WHOOAH!
your name is Mario? Ive always wanted to know!
To sell Teddy to the House Of Fried Rice down the street from your home then to go back two days later for the Special Of The Day Flied Lice And Pooch.
I'm not serious Perez Teddy Is The King.. I love him..
you want to be a slut….
you are one worthless person.
at least stick to writing about celebrities and not yourself.
every bit of your self promotion and featuring yourself makes me puke.
you are not a person who seems to have any morals.
you are not someone worthwhile.
great job promoting the gay stereotype.
i don't know who would be crazy enough to even sleep with you.
no matter how much you think you might have become popular through your gossip website you are nothing but a joke.
REPLY TO THE MENTALIST #13: Shut up you creep. I'll sell YOUR ugly butt to the Chinese Restaurant and they will use you to bait their Rat Traps. Signed Teddy Perez
To go to hair club for men fatty. I see signs of baldness. I hope you get a big d**k rammed down your throat… anything to shut you up. Fame Whore
Don't be a HO, Perez!
Re: LizardKinG – Thanks!
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – jajajajaja I THINK HIS RESOLUTION SHOULD BE TO STOP BEING SUCH A BIG PUTO!
Hos end up with AIDS, not cool! I hope you didn't really mean that.
love it I read the article !
you can be my slut boo;)
Have Maury find out who your baby's mama is!
Who the fuck cares? You haven't been getting any, not because you are fat, but because you are a poor excuse for homo (I can say that— gay here). PLEASE do us all a favor and cross over. Waking up with you– after a drunken binge—- I'd CHEW my arm off.
Re: VegasD – ROFL
you look like lauren conrad in this picture.
Re: jollyal – I'm crazy enough
To stop pestering Zac Efron
how about you pledge to not make fun of any one's children?
People's kids should be off limit to make fun of and that is one thing I think everyone would be happy to see you not do…….
Fuck w/the "stars" as much as you want, but don't ridicule anyone's kid. That's not funny and it just makes you an asshole.
Time for a new set of knee and elbow pad's, Perez?