Separated At Birth

Left: Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. Right: The Lion on The Wizard of Oz.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
oh first bitches ;p
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www.HouseOfDog.com check out Teddy Hilton on the celebrity dog page
courage
ahahha! perfect match
niiice one
Looks…..Like me………
haha moving on
LOL!!!
Hows the spray can feel perez?
Don't forget Dog the Bounty Hunter, Perez!
Put him up there too!
Re: LettyB – I agree…..hahahahahaha…
That just made me guffaw out loud at the office.
Re: LizardKinG – He uses a spray can? But Letty sent him the Butt Hammer or was it Rammer, I can never remember. In any case, he has something huge to stick up his bum bum.
Re: houseofdog – Do you people sell vibrators?
PERRRRfect
Ha, totally.
Re: houseofdog – Please go get neutered! Your stuff sucks…no offense.
Re: thehowardstern – LOVE DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!!
THIS IS THE BEST ONE YOU HAVE EVER DONE PEREZ! HILARIOUS
DoucheBag NEXT
The best separated at birth i have seen thus far
Re: houseofdog – fuck Perez's discount!!
…right on the dot…
Letty,Alice,Sweetpiece…I haven't given out good spankings lately!!
yoooo
Re: _Alice_ – Judging from the size of his ass he's got more than that up there…My guess is teddy's really a gerbil in disguse.
A piece of man meat. Very man meat.
ha! good one P.
bitch
Re: Sensitivity – Can you spank my frontal region….?
BIG HOMO!!!!
he's a great actor. he's better than Sean Penn.
ha. ok, this one is pretty brilliant. i completely agree.
Re: _Alice_ – I think he's had alot of stuff up that ass!!
HOMO
Re: Sensitivity – I'LL TAKE ONE!!!!
lmao!!!
Re: Sensitivity – I could use one.
omg- this is the funniest one!
do you think these up yourself?? thats great:) hahhahaha!
LOLZ fer real fer real
Re: SWEETPIECE – you got it Sweety pie..A private party at the Crow's Nest Nightclub!!arghhh!
f-tard
Re: LettyB – argghhh! we will all meet at my Bar.. The Crows Nest Nightclub at Pirates Coves for a round of spankins!!
Ha Ha Ha..Was that a remake of the Wizard of Oz?
IF-EYYYYYYEEEE Were KINNNNNNNGGGG of the FORESSSSSSST!!!!!
too funny!!!!!!
If I were King of the foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssst!!
Re: snyper – yikes!!
DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS YOURSELF OR DID A POSTER SEND YOU THE IDEA? EITHER WAY LOL
THIS IS HILARIOUS ~ !
Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first?
Totally!
OMG, Yes!! I have been trying to figure out who he looks like and it's been driving me nuts. So sad. He used to be really hot back in the day….(9 1/2 weeks)
Re: vampyra – LOL, *snort*
I'm glad you like it as I created the Rourke/Cowardly Lion and sent it to Perez yesterday. He doesn't dream up most of these, they're from contributors such as myself. (Wouldn't have minded a credit from him!!)
LMFAO!
YOU'VE HIT THE NAIL RIGHT ON THE HEAD
Fuck thats scary, there should have been a warning label on that..
the lion is more handsome
SO FUCKIN FUNNY!
Damn, the funniest thing I've seen in a while!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the best yet! gotta love it
Perez you are a fuckin genius! This killed me!
awesome
Dude!!! That is crazy how much they look alike!
HAHAHA
Brilliant !
indeed…
spot on!
Mickey's persona Rocky "The Ram" looks more like DDP.
hahahhhahahahahahaaaaaa!!!! EEEEEWWWWWWW, he's so gross!!! They look like twins.
I received this email a few days ago. You should have posted the whole thing. It's priceless. Especially the Michael Jackson and The Egyptian statue. El-Oh-El!!
Your doing the Lion an injustice.
lmao! omg
Where in the WORLD do you come up with this stuff??? OMG - LOL!!! That is hilarious! Thanks, I needed this laugh…
haa perfect