St. Lucia Wants Amy To Go, Go, Go!

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Different setting, same Winehouse.

After reports of island flings and island flingings the vacationers sharing the St. Lucia resort at which Amy is staying want her to go, go go.

In her latest offense, Amy flung a glass of water at a guest at a posh restaurant, and then refused to apologize. Only after coaxing from hotel staff did Amy finally say sorry, and narrowly avoid an encounter with authorities.

Other incidences have worn hotel guests' patience thin, such as barfing at the breakfast buffet and groping male employees.

A source says, "She walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. She’s hardly the most popular guest."

Gross!

But folks are going to have to hold their tempers for one more week, as Amy's dished out thousands to extend her vacation.

We should just pack a rocket full of whiskey and crack, strap Amy down, and send her to the moon, where she can lurch around in peace without bothering anyone.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

    Posted: Jan 9, 2009 at 3:30 pm / Email this  »

    55 comments to “St. Lucia Wants Amy To Go, Go, Go!”



    1. 1

      Everytime she goes in the water the fish die.



    2. 2

      She looks ready for a can of Aquanet in that pic.



    3. 3

      At least she has nice breastses



    4. 4

      Ooh yeeah top three. How ya like me now bitches. xD



    5. 5

      SHE'S SO FUG AND PENDEJA!



    6. 6

      I wonder just how many miles of cracked-out weirdness those raggedy-ass ballet slippers have stumbled through…



    7. 7

      Re: harrybalsac – Let me do it ,PLEASSSSE!



    8. 8

      Don't ever change Amy! We love you just the way you are.'Whatever that is".



    9. 9

      We should just pack a rocket full of whiskey and crack, strap Amy down, and send her to the moon, where she can lurch around in peace without bothering anyone.
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNOW YOU CAN'T BE WRITING THIS, YOUR POST HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN FUNNY AND YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A DUMBASS TO BE WITTY!



    10. 10

      Re: St00p!d – Set your goals higher,fuck!



    11. 11

      Re: harrybalsac – AQUANET!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



    12. 12

      Oh, Amy… I really hope she gets better some day. She's an amazing talent, but she's just so fucked up right now :( So sad..



    13. 13

      Doesn't seem like all that long ago that you were ready to give Winehouse a halo & magic wand, dude!



    14. 14

      I'm going there in 2 weeks I cant wait to see her do some funky shit first hand…



    15. 15

      Yeah,why are the tourist putting down the best part of her (those mellons look ripe for pickin to me)



    16. 16

      oops she dropped her crack pipe, some one is going to pay.



    17. 17

      Re: St00p!d – I'd like u better if u weren't here.



    18. 18

      Re: St00p!d – But we'll give ya 2 points for NOT typing "FIRST" like most the retards on here.



    19. 19

      BOOYAKA BOOYAKA DADDY SHABBA RANKIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!



    20. 20

      mmm…sexy side rolls…reminds me of a skinnier, more cracky version of harrybalsac :)



    21. 21

      Such a mess…. Waste of human existance…



    22. 22

      Charmer's Freezin' @ -50: -50!!!!!!!! WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU NUNAVUT!



    23. 23

      lol lol strap her to a rocket full of crack lmaaaaooo
      poor amy she used to be so wholesome. i feel bad for her. but whatever, like fuck if i had all the money she does my life would be one big party. rock on.



    24. 24

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      THIS IS EXACTLY WHY LG QUIT DRINKING FOUR YEARS AGO!
      .



    25. 25

      Amy, why don't you just buy the island & make everyone else go…lol



    26. 26

      Re: LettyB – Agreed!! hahaha



    27. 27

      Amy Winehouse is as chav as she can possibly be. Got absolutely no class.



    28. 28


    29. 29

      Ugh…haven't those poor, SAD pink ballet slippers had enough?!



    30. 30

      That bloated belly of hers is a sign of being malnourished.



    31. 31

      "grimay bikini bottoms"…You need scratch and sniff cards to go along with some of this stuff.



    32. 32

      Leave her alone Perez!! Can't you see that she's pregnant!? They will raise the child to another family. Leave her ALONE!



    33. 33

      A topless ghoul in ragged panties groping the male staff….What a sight at the breakfast buffet!



    34. 34

      Ta daaaa Pigez changes with the tides….loving, promoter of animal welfare and autism research….help the old gay peole without insurance, and the orphans in Mexico….a heart of gold, then, with the turn of the moon….and a few hits of coke and meth…the horns emerge. I agree, that Amy needs to disappear already; but, your views on this and everything are sooo flippant Pigez! You must have been on of those hanger on gay kids….mimicking his best female friend…pretending to be someone or anyone but his sorry self….In adulthood, even going as far as taking the name of his most admired, wannabe friend-come-lately (Paris Hilton)…PITIFUL PIGEZ



    35. 35

      when i look at her i think dirt



    36. 36

      Amy was at the resort during our first week. Yes, she is a bit outlandish, but she was extremely friendly, taking pictures with anyone who asked.

      What is sad is her apparent in need for affection and acceptance.

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      What is she picking up? A snow seal?



    38. 38

      You know what, Perez, i'll take Amy over Mandonna any day.



    39. 39

      That person peeking out the window is so funny.



    40. 40

      Her parents needs to do an intervention like Britney parents did. She'll going to kill herself.



    41. 41

      why is it that only because she has money the media has to follow her around and paparazzi chase her..for what? we already know she's a trashy crackhead whore. just like any regular crackhead..shes looks anorexic, sick, dirty, and disgusting. Why keep giving her attention. it makes me sick seeing her anywhere!



    42. 42

      From this picture, I can see Amy has 2 crack problems.



    43. 43

      EW!!!!



    44. 44

      Barfed at the breakfast buffet??????????? OMG, I may never eat at another buffet in my life, as this image is so…nauseating!



    45. 45

      OMG, she's totally wasted!!!! she needs help right now

      Perez: I've got news for you: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!! You're making fun of people that need help.



    46. 46

      I cannot believe that it is that bad and she is still around. The woman has just gotten beyond pathetic. It is more and more disgusting every time another article comes out about her. What is wrong with her, really?? She seems more and more far gone every day. I know she has money but come on……she acts like she has billions. The money is going to run out sooner or later. She isn't that great either. Amy Winehouse is talented but she isn't the goddess that she is trying to come off as. She has all but ruined any kind of decent image that she may have had in the past. It is pretty bad when people have to PUT UP WITH her every where she goes. Some people should just never experience fame. She is one of those people.



    47. 47

      Hi-larious. Luvs Amy!



    48. 48

      Wow, seems like Wino is trying really hard to make her own 'shoot to the top, then free fall to the depths' typical E! True Hollywood Story. Sad because she really was talented, now all that is wasted.



    49. 49

      Perez, leave her to her buisness eh? She is quite obviously very ill, yet still more 'gracious' and more talented that you, thats gotta hurt. ouccchh. She isn't evening doing anything bad here, all she is doing is picking something up off the ground? wow, what a headline.

      Piss off.



    50. 50

      Amy is the poster child for "JUST SAY HELL NO!" to drugs. And girl needs to be the before piture for an exlax comercial. CONSTIPATED MUCH?



    51. 51

      Re: ickylicky501 – She is the Janis Joplin of our era. Her musical style hit at a time when the industry was stagnant. Like it or not she IS a GODDESS b/c she was at the right time and the right place for change. Unfortunately I agree with Perez in his opinion that we are also watch a story that will come to a tragic ending.



    52. 52

      I was trying to figure out what she is doing and saying and I think I have it? " Holy crap look at the size of this cigarette butt some fool threw away, I'll smoke it and save some cash" ?



    53. 53

      Omfg I forgot amy was even a singer hahaaa I'm reading this as I'm watching MTV hits and rehab came on and likes omg I forgot she sings I thouht she's famous for doing drugs ahahahah



    54. 54

      Wino's chance of surviving 2009: about 19%



    55. 55

      Where's a deserted island when you need one?