The Princess Is An Idiot, Officially
Blame the royal inbreeding!
Princess Beatrice's BMW was stolen…after she left her car unlocked and with the keys in the ignition!
The Princess, who recently achieved impressive scores at university, proved that book smarts don't necessarily mean street smarts.
En route to a friend's place for a visit, she stopped in at Devonshire Place in Kensington for a bit of shopping. Unattended and primed for theft, someone came up and drove off with the car, naturally!
Even more laughable is the fact that Beatrice is accompanied by a royal bodyguard 24/7.
And the car was still stolen.
Which means the bodyguard didn't notice the keys dangling in the ignition! Sounds real secure!
Her sister, Eugenie, came to save the day, and the pair then stopped in at a pub to chill out.
The car contained some personal items, but nothing of a "sensitive" nature.
We're sure the car will be recovered quickly.
Beatrice's dignity? Not so much.
[Image via WENN.]
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Damn my balls are big.
ewww, she's unfortunate… and apparently, retarded too.
butterface. and dumb as a rock.
That is slightly amusing
AHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WOTH HER FACE OR IS THAT A HALLOWEEN MASK! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING AS SCARY AS PEREZ'S FACE!
First……NOT !!!! WTF happened last night Letty….. Its Freezing this morning
-20 …… I still can't find my BALLS !!!!!!!!!!
It may be a strange concept to the rest of us but taking the keys out after she's parked her car is something she's really never probably had to do.
After all - she parks her car/s on one of her parents sprawling estates, so there's really no need.
But she's still a twat.
HER EYES ARE CREEPY AND GINORMOUS!
What the fuck is up with her face…..
Get me a Tree, i need to build a DAM…….
Re: LettyB – Lmao that should be someone's new avie…. Worth scaring the ballz out of someone..
Re: Long Dong Connery – I COULDN'T WATCH THE GAME BECAUSE IT WAS BLACKOUT IN MY AREA! BUT I SAW THE HIGHLIGHTS!!! FUCK OUR TEAM SUCKS AND I HAVE A FEELING THEY WILL FOR LONG TIME LONGER!!!!! WHAT CAN YOU DO EH!!!!!
Re: LettyB – Morning Hottie…..I see you have a fan….
Perhaps we can throw him into a LARGE FAN !!!!!!
Re: Long Dong Connery – YAH AND IT IS FUCKING COLD TODAY, MOTHER FUCKING WINTER, I WOULD KICK IT'S ASS IF IT WERE A PERSON!!!!
Re: LaDiva is unleashed…. – Hey, how about a spank???
OLD NEWS, Perez!!! Get some new dirt, Queen.
Re: Mistress – Morning….
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Re: LaDiva is unleashed…. – I CAN'T LOOK AT EYES FOR TOO LONG, IT'S FUCKING CREEPY!!!!
STUPID BITCH……………*YAWNS
bend over bitch you need to be punished
Re: Mistress – MORNING AGAIN MISTRESS!!!
Re: Long Dong Connery – Morning your Royal Highness. Always a pleasure to see your avie. With all the hard bodies and naked bums in here there is still something so lacivious and tantalising about Mr Connery.
FATTARD !!!!! NEXT !!!!
oh please. had this happened to brangelina, perez, you would have said she was probably in a quick rush and forgot her keys.
did she run into a wall face first?
Re: LettyB – Morning again Letty. Looks like your imposter isn't going to give up easily. They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. I know you'd just rather flatten them . . . LOL
Is she some sort of model for ugly Japanese Anime engrish characters?
Re: LettyB – HEY THERE!
Her parents aren’t the tow brightest bulbs in the pack either. Great picture she looks like an alien.
Re: Mistress – Thank you very much….How about dinner for two, candles, fine wine, with Old Frankie playing in the background….
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Stupid little inbreed fuck! MORNING PEOPLE!
Re: Long Dong Connery – Hmm long, i didn't know u swung that way… Here u go… *spank in the ass*… hope u enjoyed it as much as i did…
Re: amylynn – Hey?
Re: LettyB – Lol n here i thought the eyes on my avie was creepy looking…
It's not that big of a deal, Prez. So she left her keys in the ignition, she may have been placing her trust in her bodyguards who subsequently fell down on the job. Get the whole story before you start doodling faces on someone.
First her dog; now her car….. poor girl!
Re: harrybalsac – Hello, harryb!
FATTARD !!!!
Do not make fun of her! She suffers from Ostrichtardism. A sad condition where each eye is bigger than the brain. Plus, when humiliated, she will try to stick her head in the sand, which is a bit messy and off putting on a concrete or other hard surface floor.
what big eyes..
she deserves her car stolen for being such a retard, obviously has so much money she can just give these things away…
EEEK…SHES CERTAINLY HOMELY LOOKING.
LIKE THOSE PAINTINGS OF BRITISH ROYALTY,ALL THE WOMEN ARE FUGLY BIOTCHES,AND LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE BROOMSTICKS UP THEIR ARSES…..NO PRINCE CHARMING IS GONNA GET WITH THIS FUGLY BROAD.
COCKFACE>>>>> perezzzz
Re: Letty B – Fuck off!!!!!!!!
YOOOOOu
Re: Long Dong Connery – #30 Mmmm - very tempting but this good lady is madly in love with her hubby so I'll just have to imagine it in my dreams . . . if I ever get to bed that is. LOL
Re: Letty B – YOU REALLY ARE DUMB AREN'T YOU!
Re: harrybalsac – Morning Harry. Did you see the post on the new lineup for Celebrity Apprentice - our very own Mr Dice Clay is appearing.
I wonder if he'll be using any "nursery rhymes" as sales pitches.
He and Joan Rivers will make a lovely couple. LOL
she's ugly as fuck
and stupid as fuck
hahaha.
Stupid Royal inbreds.
that birch is fugly lmao
This poor thing is so unfortunate looking. Now it appears she lacks common sense as well. Oh dear.
Balances out I think - not lucky with car nor in the looks department at all either.
Hey hey. I would like everyone to stop bashing her just because she left her keys in the ignition. I have to admit that I once, actually twice, did that, and I left the car running too. Once was for 2+ hours and my car was not even stolen. I suppose that's my reward for driving a quiet Prius.
Basically, I am a dumbass, but a smart dumbass, just a bit flighty at times. I can't really fault her for what she did. This is all coming from a honors student at a good college who got a 31 on her ACTs. Just give the girl a break!
Re: Long Dong Connery –
That's coz those fukers froze off, their layin on your front porch..heheRe: LaDiva is unleashed…. – Re: LettyB – That's fukin funny. Her dad is cute, I don't get it. Her mom's a krazi bitch. I hear her mom started the first ROYAL FAMILY DIVORCE..hehehluv that.Re: harrybalsac – Re: LaDiva is unleashed…. – morning harry and LaDiva, those eyes are great. I want them.hehe
DUMB princess…& hell scary with those puffy eyes
Stupid. That's all I can say.
you photoshopped her eyes right?! RIGHT?! :S?
Her eye kind of creep me out.
Holy shit, is this photoshopped or does she really look like that? She looks like a mixture of her mother and Gary Busey
BEING THAT PRINCESS STUPID IS BRITISH, ONE WOULD THINK SHE'D DRIVE A JAG! OH NEVER MIND, THE GERMAN MAKE'S APPROPRIATE SINCE HER GRANDMUM'S A NAZI!
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OMFG I just googled her and she really does look like that. I was really hoping it was a photoshop job
p.s. bea needs her own catetgory!!!
Oh my God she looks just like the hamster from that new Adam Sandler movie hahahaha I think the hamsters name is Bugsy hahahaha the movie is something about Bedtime Stories
Her eyes look stoned.
it's not classified as being stole if you leave your keys in the ignition. Even if you don't remember doing that.
Ugly cow! That's what all the in-breeding does to a person. Her sister's even worse!
Those eyes are too scary.
it's like that guinea pig from "Bedtime Story"
Those eyes would be big on a cow!
That's definitely a "Separated at Birth" thread…
Shes so ugly and bug eyed .. howd harry turn out so hot?
shes soooo ugly
What's with her eyes?
Jesus, I hope that face is shopped.
She has eyes like a tarsier and she looks very much like her father. Is that a good thing?
its a fact, long term inbreeding leads to a decline in general iq
why is a princess of the realm driving a "kraut" car..
off with her head
lord ponsonby smythe
The bodyguard's concern is her safety not where her keys are.
There was a garbage strike in the city some years ago-New York-Manhatten. The best way to get rid of the garbage was to gift wrap it and leave it on the front seat of an unlocked car. Maybe she's grown tired of the car?
book smarts NEVER equals street smarts