The Dirty Secrets Behind Barbie & Ken
The creators of the famous Mattel dolls had some sexy secrets to keep!
According the new book Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of Mattel, Jack Ryan, the designer who made Barbie popular was a "full-blown seventies-style swinger" with "a manic need for sexual gratification." Back in the day, Ryan would host several orgies at his Bel-Air mansion.
He was also married a few times, once to Zsa Zsa Gabor, and was described as surrounding himself with "busty Barbie clones."
He also dated Gwen Florea, who was the "voice of Barbie" in a line of talking Barbie dolls. In the book she says, "He once said to me he loved me being tall so he could stick his nose in my boobs when he hugged me."
A friend of Jack Ryan was quoted in the book saying, "When Jack talked about creating Barbie . . . it was like listening to somebody talk about a sexual episode, almost like listening to a sexual pervert . . ." Ryan apparently would even take "calls at Mattel from a madam" and would often hook up with one "very thin and child-like" hooker.
The dolls were named after the children of the Mattel founders, which was an honor that plagued Ken, who "grew up embarrassed and humiliated by having an anatomically incorrect boy doll named after him . . . [with] no hint of genitalia." Ken was also a closeted gay, who was married with three kids, and later died in 1994 after suffering from AIDS.
Inneresting stuff!!!
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Smackdown!
Holmes,you know this guy!!!
Oh shut the fuck up perez. who knows how many ken dolls u plugged up your sloppy ass.
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When I played with my Barbie and Ken, they were always naked, diving into the little pond we had, then they would go into a moss lined cave and fuck.
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i heard ken was 12 inches is this true?
How many times did you try to bugger your sister's Ken doll Mario?
Re: the last star – hes been in the biz back when i first started in 68 he went under a diffrant name
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What kind of stupid shit post is this, this makes me want to kill and toss a baby from a moving train.
And Bratz dolls are supposed to be the hookers in the doll lines!!
Re: the last star – Hey, go back to the Kelly post..
WOAH! WTF?!
heard he does a mean bookaki
Re: LaDiva says be warned… – Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – Re: SWEETPIECE –
That fukin ken doll is gay, it's fukin plain.hehehe
I use to make my fukin barbies fuk…hehehehehehehehe
They are bad barbeesssssss
Re: SWEETPIECE – Hello, SweetPiece! Sounds like your Barbie set the example for Paris to follow!
Re: SheriMoonZombie – LOL!
hate barbie
Heehee poor guy named after Ken! And that guy who designed Barbie deserves a movie made about his life.
Re: orchidgirl – Thankx alot.
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Re: SheriMoonZombie – Tee hee! Great minds! Or dirty ones! I never kept cloths on my barbies! And their hair was all fucked up!
Re: john holmes – Gottcha
interseting read.
Oh wow, that's crazy!! And before it got to the part of him being with a child like girl-I was thinking I bet he was a closeted pedo.
Re: SWEETPIECE – one love sweet…….one love!
Now this is more like it Perez!!!! A post about something relatable to you, Barbie and Ken. Finally something near and dear to your heart (if you had one)……..
Yeah, my barbies use to fuck ken. Why Perez do we have to see this Bride Wars shit again? You received another check from these no talent whores??
You really have to stop stealing shit off of www.blogofhilarity.com Perez. A lot of your "interesting" headlines seem to pop up three days after they've been posted on Blog of Hilarity.
thats great !! another sick sick fucktard to add to the brood
AIDS IS BAD. THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM WHEN I'M FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF MY KEN DOLLS!
Re: orchidgirl – nobody cares; go slit your wrists and cry about it. for fuck's sake it's the internet OMG SERIOUS BUSINESS!!1one!
Re: SWEETPIECE –
i did the same shit! haha too funny barbie was made by a sex-craved man because i'm pretty sure every child had their first ideas of sex with barbie and ken.
mine would always goes into a little bed made out of kleenex's… too romantic.
…no surprises there….the "founders" of the barbie doll got their 'idea' from s doll they seen in Europe that was not used a toy by as a sex toy…..ironic isn't it?
Re: Oh Resist Her – I suggest u not only slit your wrists, but sever that fucking head of yours as well.
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Re: Oh Resist Her – OH FUCK OFF LITTLE DICK!
Re: LaDiva says be warned… – Well said Diva!!! ox
Re: lksorenson – Kleenex? Good idea. Barbie could use it to clean up the mess~:)
weird
mmmmmmm delicious
Why do you always have to bash Barbie?? She turns 50 this year. Lets see if you last that long.
Looks like Perez has been screwed again by urban legends, geeze Perez, try a little research next time before you print bullshit. Barbie was developed and named by American businesswoman Ruth Handler. The name Barbie is after her daughter and Ken was her son. Nice try Perez but your story is bullshit, pure bullshit.
Um, I read about this like three days ago on E! online
Wow.
I would love to see a movie about this guy and his creating the Barbie and Ken dolls. Mattel of course would be super pissed and sue to block its release, which is all the more reason why a movie should be made.
And Paramount studios would be annoyed, too, since this guy's name was Jack Ryan! (The same name as the hero from the Tom Clancy flicks, of which Paramount owns the movie rights.)
Barbie was carrying on with GI Joe…it's a fact
Was this story about Hugh Heffner?
barbie=whore
already knew that though
I always knew Ken was gay. Only a gay man would wear some of the clothes he did. Flamer.
Wow so this basically means that this guy created Barbies for his own sexual pleasure, and the actual Ken was a gay man…….wow if my little cousin only knew the history behind her new Barbies i just brought for her for Christmas.
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Hahaha, that was pretty interesting actually.
FINALLY!!!
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PROOF!! KEN IS GAY!!!
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WE ALL KNEW BARBIE WAS REALLY HOOKING UP WITH G.I.JOE!!!