In Case You Missed It…

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    Posted: Jan 10, 2009 at 6:00 pm / Email this  »

    88 comments to “In Case You Missed It…”



    1. 1

      Aren't you shocked by how far this has gone?



    2. 2

      Nobody wants your book! For Christ's sake, stop promoting it and write some gossip!!!! Nobody comes to this site to hear about you! We come to hear about famous people! Stop trying to become a celebrity, like the people you mock!



    3. 3

      FIRST ! perez rocks



    4. 4

      I like Rick Sanchez better…



    5. 5

      You just keep getting uglier and uglier!

    6. Aeva says – reply to this


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      Geez Perez…you could have showered



    7. 7

      shit !! why Im never first !! Im such a loser… love posh face when you say "alien" hahahaha



    8. 8

      Perez, you started out SO well…Sorreeee. The Paris/Lindsay thing will never catch on. All your giggling was weirdly off -putting.



    9. 9

      Love the moobies and whatever animal you convinced to die on your head just adds the finishing touch.



    10. 10

      ummmm you're still a porker.



    11. 11

      no….i watched the view



    12. 12

      Love doggie style! Use discount code “PEREZ” and save 20%

      www.HouseOfDog.com

      Check out Teddy Hilton on the celebrity dog page



    13. 13

      I thought you were supposed to be losing weight? You still look fat and disgusting. And greasy. And kinda like Chucky from Child's Play…if Chucky were disgustingly obese and nasty.



    14. 14

      YOU DON'T MAKE UP STORIES?! HAHAHAHA! Here's a few "Avril pregnant" "Avril divorced" "Avril get teeth fixed" and incenuating that a concert got cancelled for being "drunk" none of those things happened ASSHOLE! PROPAGANDA!



    15. 15

      I missed it, thank god. What's up with the saggy man boobs?

    16. X's says – reply to this


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      IM SO GLAD YOU WROTE A BOOK PEREZ BECAUSE NOW YOUR EVERYWHERE! I SEE YOU ON MY NEWS IN THE MORNING, ALL DAY WHEN I CHECK OUT YOUR ZEXY BLOG, AND YOUR BOOK SIGNINGS! BRILLZ!



    17. 17

      You look like you just swallowed a gallon of cum.



    18. 18

      you are too damn ugly, ughh.
      your book is stupid also.



    19. 19

      Perez, youre looking fatter again.



    20. 20

      Perez you have some nerve criticizing fat people. You look like a house in that video. What are you 220lbs? BTW nice boobs.



    21. 21

      you look really fat and greasy. i think that if you like the attention this much you could have at least made an effort to look better since you are always talking smack about how everyone else looks.



    22. 22

      you look so great!!! Im glad you dont regret anything you do. Look at all these stupid assholes who come to your site just to post stupid shit intended to hurt you. Trying to get your attention. If you were to even shoot them a hint that you read their shiz they'd cream their pants.



    23. 23

      Pez looks like he has breasts and what happened to his plan to get skinny? he also looks as if he is packing on the pounds again!



    24. 24

      Perez, you're awesome!



    25. 25

      perez-
      you need to just stick to your blog about celebs. you shouldn't be on tv or on the radio.



    26. 26

      You so cute, Perez. I am proud of you! Keep doin' your thang!!!!
      xoxo



    27. 27

      You guys are mean. If it wasn't for him we wouldn't have this entertaining site to read and post comments on.I don't care what people say they fucking love gossip and love to talk shit.Everybody does it because it's fun even though it's shitty so what is the difference if he does it in a book or on the internet?I don't get all the book hate.As far as his looks go ….who gives a shit! We are all probably a bunch of ugly fucks anyways.

    28. todd says – reply to this


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      i thought you lost weight?



    29. 29

      Re: brannyree – I'm way prettier than Perez…. and than you!



    30. 30

      Re: stars101 – Well then I'm glad your life is fulfilled now. Thanks for not reading my post well before your little defensive heart began to break…



    31. 31

      omg will it never end?



    32. 32

      Re: brannyree – …. forgot to add LOL!!!



    33. 33

      Dear God, the MOOBS are killing me.
      Not as much as that fug top though.



    34. 34

      i cant wait to meet you in chicago!



    35. 35

      Perez raises the bar for shameless self-promotion. You're disgusting.



    36. 36

      Geez, pervez! I thought you were holding a cushion at first. Talk about being "overstuffed"! Or is that what you look like, being so full of yourself. Seems it was just a hair-color away you looked slimmer. Guess Argentina was a downer and you have been drowning your sorrows. You look all puffy and bloated now.



    37. 37

      you got fatter?



    38. 38

      You could have had a fucking shave and washed your hair plugs! And WHAT THE FUCK are you wearing? No doubt this book will go the way of your clothing line, radio show, 1800 phone gossip service and all those other lame ideas you keep coming up with! Stick to the blog you fat fuck!!!



    39. 39

      PEREZ!!!!! i think you put on some weight you piggy….. looks bad



    40. 40

      can't wait to see you tomorrow Perez!

      love your face!



    41. 41

      Umm…NEWS FLASH! I THINK EVERYONE MISSED THIS SHIT!

      your wardrobe choices are tragic! how can you talk about "red carpet suicide"?

      FATtty



    42. 42

      Another thing… You talk about your blog like it's some prestigious profession like journalism when really….it's trashy GOSSIP!



    43. 43

      Youre such a fame-hungry-whore.

      Heidi and Spencer as much as you mock them, have nothing on your fame hungry ways!



    44. 44

      Goodness! Thanks for a fun book! kudos for keeping nasty comments up, they are just too funny. henri-odette.com citygirllv.com



    45. 45

      ugly ?!



    46. 46

      nobody missed it, it's just that no one wanted to look at you ugly face!



    47. 47

      Re: stars101
      If you are fukin sick of him, then fukin leave you small cock motherfuking bitch. Fuk you, no one wants your sorryasshole here anyways.heheheeeeeeeeee whoooooohoooooooo, another whore thinks she's better than perez, fuking idiot.hehhehehee



    48. 48

      Re: PerezIsDisgusting – HAHAHAHA. okay, this is the most amazing comment i've ever read.



    49. 49

      Nobody wants your book, ugly!! Only pre-teen girls that don't have enough money to buy it.



    50. 50

      whoa you look like a big fatty here perez



    51. 51

      okay, quit with all of the harshness… perez is doing his job and part of his job is to market himself AND his products.
      … and good for you perez, you have worked hard to lose weight and become comfortable with your body… don't let these obnoxious comments make you doubt that



    52. 52

      I think Perez has improved his look considerably.



    53. 53

      Re: stars101 – Mean spirited.



    54. 54

      Re: AlexPoland – Useless comment.



    55. 55

      Re: pdxsweetie – The radio show (or any extra visibility) helps him draw more people here…what are you talking about girl?..obviously you flunked business 101.



    56. 56

      Re: stars101 – The formula he is using seems to be working…at least for now.



    57. 57

      you look fat.



    58. 58

      Mario- stick to your blog. U r kinda annoying!



    59. 59

      Geez, Perez, your face on my grandmother's body????? When did you morph into a Hungarian geriatric? You look like an ugly head that grew out of an ugly couch.



    60. 60

      Perez! You look great, and happy, and I'm so glad that you have a book coming out. I don't understand why so many people take the time to write rude comments on here. If they're so irritated with you it's awfully sad they've registered on your website just to trash you or insult you.

      And Frankly, Perez, (your majesty) - I love you, you are fantastic. :)



    61. 61

      you are a grotesque little fatty. no one wants your book, your clothes or your friendship.



    62. 62

      Baby you are great.
      you looked great
      and you are really
      really really
      sexxxy = )



    63. 63

      loooooover you perezie!



    64. 64

      yea!!



    65. 65

      Ya know you can only look like so much of a hotmess for so long in the public eye. Before you your self need to stop talking about people for looking a hotmess



    66. 66

      you re not famous. stop posting about yourself



    67. 67

      HAHAHAHA I ABSOLUTLY LOVED THE FACE OF LOLLYPOSH WHEN YOU CALL HER ALIEN!!! I COULD WATCH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN ALL DAY LONNNGGGG!! HAHAAHHAA GIRLFRIEND YOU ROCK!!!!



    68. 68

      Perez you sound like Elmer Fudd



    69. 69

      either it's the anamorphic aspect ratio of the clip or this pig is back to packing on the pounds



    70. 70

      Holy chit, you look like Eddie Munster as an old man, except I think Eddie Munster would have better taste in clothes. Houndstooth is sofa king old and ugly. Looks like something Castro would wear to a funeral.
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      Jerkface [79] says – reply to this: u are not famous. stop posting about yourself
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      He is so famous. He is famous for being a jackass with a black heart who rides the coat tails of the rich and successful like some lame hanger-on trying to present an illusion that he is one of them. Like trailer trash trying to dine at the Ritz, and thinking nobody will notice that they're trailer trash.
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    72. 72

      PEREZ YOU A SELLING YOUR SOUL FOR A BUCK!



    73. 73

      SheriMoonZombie [IQof60] says: "…no one wants your sorryasshole here anyways…"
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      STFU zombie - you don't speak for me or anyone else.
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    74. 74

      mrcartoon [52] says: Another thing… You talk about your blog like it's some prestigious profession like journalism when really….it's trashy GOSSIP!
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      It's more than trashy gossip, it's outright fraudulent lies. Like when he showed a picture of Micha Barton, with the heading that she was falling down drunk. He knew full well that she was only bending down to pet a small dog, because he bought the picture from a set of 3. The other two pictures are on the net. He is making a fool of all these moronic lemmings who suck up his deceit. Probably laughing at those suckers too, since he really is loyal to no one, not even himself.
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    75. 75

      HappieKamper [1] says: Aren't you shocked by how far this has gone?
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      The bigger they are, the harder they fall. It just means more people will know who he is when he gets his head bashed in by a hired hit. Where to start looking for his enemies? The F.B.I. agents will retire before they get the whole list typed.
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    76. 76

      This is a guy who said in his profile at m/\nHunt that his turn-ons include ringing, which is circling the anus with his tongue, and bestiality. Serious brain damage.
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    77. 77

      They say the camera puts ten pounds on you. Well iit looks like it put fifty pounds on Mario or was it those late night runs to the fridge. Mario stop chasing fame and fortune and get a push up bra.



    78. 78

      Why did you decide to channel G.W. Bush during this interview, Perez??
      .
      "Not A SINGLE REGRET…" I stopped the vid after you said that — I was flashing back to teh past 8 years when GW Bush claimed the same thing and did not express regret until he was on the way out.
      .
      Any human with a heart who isn't completely self-absorbed and/or in denial has some regret — and you definitely have reason to regret some things… not beat yourself up or quit blogging, but have enough humility and self-respect to say "oops, i guess I crossed the line there."
      .
      That interview was disappointing. You simply displayed what a brittle facade you live inside. That undermines your potential to have longevity in the business… I hope you get some therapy — effective therapy.



    79. 79

      yeaah… can't wait to buy the book



    80. 80

      Re: stars101 – haha….we have local news guy…mario hilario…..



    81. 81

      Re: Pig_Nasty – lol



    82. 82

      Perez makes fun of how some celebrities dress, but every one of these god damned interviews has Perez wearing the UGLIEST fucking clothes. Did he raid the slavation army before embarking on this book tour that no one will remember in two weeks time. Your book is going to fail!!!



    83. 83

      Re: stars101 – bahahaha



    84. 84

      WTF is up with your hair perez????



    85. 85

      looks like perez has huge man tits in that shirt. gained a little weight over the holidays eh?



    86. 86

      Stylist girlfriend….. someone needs to get you hooked up. Seriously. I love the weight loss.. and the sweater vest looking jacket was okay… but you NEED to do something fierce with the hair…. something…. quickly.



    87. 87

      wouldn't waste my time on that, but I do love reading the comments here, that's what I come back for. You are not the reason anymore you pathetic attention whore, but thanks for making the blog, I rather like some of these people here who comment, they make me laugh alot:)



    88. 88

      I wouldn't promote that appearance too much….you looked and sounded horrible Perez! Your hair looked so greasy and that outfit made you look really fat on the tele!