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Sluttyiena Pushed Out of Robin Hood Flick By Tubster Russell Crowe

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Dah-rah-ma-rama!

One of the NY papers is reporting that Russell Crowe took his losing battle against the bulge out on his would-be Robin Hood co-star, Sluttyiena Miller, by having her fired from the Maid Marian role in his new Hood flick!

As we previously mentioned, Tubby Crowe was reportedly ordered by the movie's head honcho to lose his belly by the movie's March production start.

A producer quipped, "We can't have Robin Hood looking more like Friar Tuck."

Ha!!!

Anyway, insiders say the Australian actor's weight isn't exactly melting off, so he called for Slut Slut's head because she would've made him look that much older and blubbery-er on screen.

The buzz going around Hollywoodland is that the producers are now "looking for an older, plumper actress to play the role so [Crowe] doesn't look like a paunchy grandpa. Someone in her late 30s or early 40s."

Where are they going to find one of those? "Plump" 30-40 year old, 'name' actresses in Hollywood are a size 4!!

And that's not all!!

Tubby is supposedly trying to get director Ridley Scott fired from the film!!

Soooo effed up!

Ridley only cast Russell in the Gladiator role that won the fat one an Oscar.

Crowe sure is living up to Josh Brolin's asshole characterization!!

A snitch said, "All of this was done behind Ridley's back. He has no idea."

A studio rep has apparently confirmed that Slutty was fired, but went on to say, "Nottingham is moving ahead with Russell Crowe and Ridley Scott."

Looks like the Nottingham cast and crew is headed for one hell of a bumpy ride!

Good luck, y'all!!

[Images via WENN.]

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60 comments to “Sluttyiena Pushed Out of Robin Hood Flick By Tubster Russell Crowe”



  1. 1

    no way - russell and ridley are good friends. this is bull.



  2. 2

    Wow, what a tale.



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  4. 4

    We don't need another effin Robin Hood Movie. Especially with HIM! He sucks. Fatty.



  5. 5

    A single woman who sleeps with a married man with a wife and 4 ( four! ) very young children is a slut !



  6. 6

    I like the actress who played First Knight!!! She would be perfect!!!



  7. 7

    Russell Crowe as Robin Hood, you've got to be kidding. They need someone younger and fitter for sure.

    You couldn't get that fat by living off the land all those years ago.



  8. 8

    Julia Ormond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  9. 9

    I don't think she was fired because of Russell Crowe - no matter how difficult he is, she was fired because she has a horrible public image as a home-wrecker since she broke up a marriage with four small children, one of them a baby at the time.

    It has been rumoured that her counterpart Douchebag Getty has also been let go from his show Brothers and Sisters, because his co-star used to date Sienna and they couldn't be on-set together.



  10. 10

    Actors get older by audience does not!!! Find new and more atractive actors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  11. 11

    I thought he wasn't even playing RObin? -



  12. 12

    He's playing the sheriff of nottingham - It's not like he's even robin. if she is out -that isn't why.



  13. 13

    haha they should fire the fat hasbeen
    i'd would prefer to see sienna and not him the only movies he's good enough for these days are horrors



  14. 14

    This kinda sounds like fictionalized tabloid crap. But I am happy that Sienna is out of the movie; it will be much better now I'm sure. They should get Kate Winslet or someone of that caliber.



  15. 15

    Wow. I'd get rid of him. He's the one who's going to ruin the film. There are other more serious actors who can lose weight for role- like Christian Bale!



  16. 16

    Im not being funny but im sure the fact that Sienna was 'fired' had a lot more to do with her image as a 'husband stealer' and whether this is fact or fiction im sure Russell doesn't want this type of media attention focused on him. I know I may be in the minority but I think Sienna is alright. I think it's hilarious but also tragic at how it's always the women that are the 'sluts' etc and the men come of scott free! Also how the hell does ne1 know whether the marriage was split up already and they were only married on 'paper', there is so many different senarios that this so called 'love triangle' could be! If she did know he was happily married and she still persued him then ok she does deserve some stick, but if not then people have been villifiying her for false reasons!



  17. 17

    WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THIS UGLY FAT JERK?
    GIVE THEM A CAREER IN HOLLYWOOD
    AND THEY SHOW THEIR TRUE COLORS
    PEOPLE ARE DYING IN DARPHUR AND RWANDA
    AND OVERPAID FUCKS LIKE THIS ARE LAZY AND UNGRATEFUL.
    IF I WERE A STUDIO HEAD, I'D MAKE SURE THIS TUB OF LARD NEVER WORKS AGAIN IN PICTURES.
    MAYBE ROSEANNE OR CARNIE WILSON OR OPRAH (WAIT, SHE'S GONNA GET SKINNY AGAIN) COULD BE HIS LEADING LADY.
    CANADA ROCKS BITCHES.
    KISSES!



  18. 18

    This sounds like rubbish. Crowe and Scott have a good rapport.



  19. 19

    She walked from the film



  20. 20

    He is no Robin Hood.

  21. VGirl says – reply to this


    21

    Catherine Z jones!!! she is beutiful and looks olds enough and is not super skinny right?



  22. 22

    who the fuck cares. they both suck for robin and maid marion. the whole crew should all be fired for fucking even thinking of having them for these parts.



  23. 23

    Sienna miller is talentless



  24. 24

    14
    He's playing the sheriff of nottingham



  25. 25

    Try using a more recent photo of Russell. He's lost his wait and is looking fabulous! Personally, I think he makes Sienna Miller look old and ugly. Now, maybe they can cast an actress who is worthy of Russell onscreen!



  26. 26

    HELENA BONHAM CARTER! She's not plump, by any means, but she would KILL as the Maid Marian role!



  27. 27

    First of all, Josh Brolin calling Russell an asshole is like the pot talking about the kettle.Josh is cut from the same mold…but with much less talent. Second, I don't think he had Sienna…that's her name Perez, fired. And I absolutely do not believe for one moment that he and Ridley are falling out. Ridley is one of "his" directors. Third, if Sienna got fired, it was not because of Russell. Fourth, Russell was not signed for Robin Hood. He was signed to play the Sheriff of Nottingham. A Bad Guy. He will do just fine. And no one can tell Russell to lose weight better then Ridley, who's been his buddy and did Gladiator with him. This will be at least their fourth film together. Russelll can't be THAT big an asshole…wait…



  28. 28

    I`ll do it…I`m a size 8 LoL is that good enough



  29. 29

    Er, what about KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET KATE WINSLET???

  30. silly says – reply to this


    30

    Russel Crowe can easily get rid of the extra wieght with a trainer. Sluttyienna will never learn how to act. Therefore she is the expendable one not Crowe!



  31. 31

    This stupid son of a bitch needs to be dead by sunset! Remember the whole throwing the phone episode. This incomparable asshole had teh nerve to throw a pone at some guy just doing his "glamorous" shift behind the desk to get his treatment? Take his oscar and shove it so far up his arse its tickling his tonsile..I DARE SAY!



  32. 32

    Re: lauris – That would be Julie Ormand~ She played with Brad Pitt in Legends of the Falls! Then she went on to play Sabrina. Good choice. She is beautiful.



  33. 33

    Oprah!!!



  34. 34

    i apparently can't spell worth a damn hehe



  35. 35

    Pardon me. It's Julia Ormond.



  36. 36

    Funny she is also with Brad in the Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons! Reunited no doubt!

  37. Synik says – reply to this


    37

    Re: Moniker – Um, I don't think Russell Crowe has the reputation of a saint, either, so that reasoning doesn't seem to fly. Flying phones, anyone?
    But this does look like a nasty bad movie in the making - Crowe is way too old for this role now.



  38. 38

    Re: Synik
    Yes, I know, if you go back to my message you will see that I actually acknowledge that he is no saint (understatement, I know). I am just voicing the opinion, that I think the studios got rather nervous with Sienna's terrible reputation and how that would play out with the box office, rather than Russell throwing another hissy fit.



  39. 39

    Geez. I didnt realize Russell Crowe was such a jerk.



  40. 40

    Mrs. Russell Crowe was probably making his life miserable until he got Sluttyena fired! She probably doesnt want to end up being the next Jennifer Aniston!



  41. 41

    Ugh! He's not Gladiator anymore, his best days are went sooo sooo long ago. Like his gut the casting director should expand their search and get someone fit! No one wants to see a fat, aging Robin Hood getting together with a plum, hagged Marian! Ew..maybe something for the grand parents the way this mess of a movie is sounding! Nexxt!



  42. 42

    THEY ARE ALSO SAYING HE DOESN'T WIPE PROPERLY - THE FAT MESS !!!
    LAY OFF THE LARD FAT BOY !!!!
    THEY ARE ALSO SAYING HE DOESN'T WIPE PROPERLY - THE FAT MESS !!!
    LAY OFF THE LARD FAT BOY !!!!
    THEY ARE ALSO SAYING HE DOESN'T WIPE PROPERLY - THE FAT MESS !!!
    LAY OFF THE LARD FAT BOY !!!!



  43. 43

    They should have comedic actor Jennifer Coolidge (aka Stifler's Mom) play Maid Marian. She would fit his request perfectly! LMAO! That would be great! I'm sick of Robin Hood movies, so why not take a piss out of it?!?



  44. 44

    Oh please, Slutty was dropped way back when they first delayed filming, or so rumors indicate. This is just their way of getting her out and saving face for her at the same time. They realize nobody wants to see Slutty pretending to be virginal.



  45. 45

    Slutty is too slutty to play virginal Maid Marion. I think she was canned back when they delayed filming the first time, and this is just getting her out while allowing her to save a little face.



  46. 46

    He might be an ass but at least he can act and brings profit to a film. She was probably fired for being too controversial (how many husband's has she slept with?) and not profitable (what was her last movie?). Milion dollar movie decisions are based on more than just what Russel Crowe wants, I'm sure. Either way now that she's out of it, I'll ho see it!



  47. 47

    Um, He won an Oscar for "A beautiful mind" not "Gladiator" Perez! :(



  48. 48

    HEY i would of thrown the dam phone too… paying in some expensive hotel and the %&%^(% PHONE doesnt even work they deserve it chucked at their heads .. as for sienna well well she dumped sweet rhys to make a jerk of herself with a VERY married man who knew hollywood people tough luck …shes cant play a pure woman like maid marion



  49. 49

    Paunchy indeed! What happened to him? I understand gaining a few pounds during the winter months or during the holidays…But I've recently watched A Beautiful Mind…he's a completely different person.

  50. n7of9 says – reply to this


    50

    lol…i just love that you all her sluttyiena

  51. lolli says – reply to this


    51

    SERIOUSLY, FUCKED UP, THATS HOLLYWOOD FOR YOU! But seriously, he's a dude, he can lose the weight fast, he's just being lazy!!! FIRE RUSSEL IF ANYTHING, ROBIN HOOD IS YOUNG AND "FIT", SAVE YOUR STUDIO A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY AND TIME!



  52. 52

    They could use Mischa Barton….



  53. 53

    Likely because Crowe's wife does not want that home wrecking wrench near her man - can u blame her?

  54. Laxer says – reply to this


    54

    Makes no sense…I don't think Crowe is enough of a draw to tolerate his demands. I have no problem with Miller being axed, but not sure the world is clamoring for a larger Crowe….or even yet one more version of Robin Hood. Watch the series on BBC America if you truly want to know more about this tale.

  55. Laxer says – reply to this


    55

    Re: Krista66 – I know it was a typo but I have to laugh at the thought of a "Home Wrecking Wrench"…not that would be a great flick.



  56. 56

    Re: Laxer – LOL!!!



  57. 57

    agree with Krista66…Crowe's wife would ix-nay somebody like Sienna FAST

    tina236…Crowe did indeed win his Oscar for Gladiator…he was conspicuously NOT a winner for Beautiful Mind when nearly everyone else connected with it won something



  58. 58

    If true what an ass. Seems life has taught him nothing.
    He is fat and old and if he's embarrassed about his weight then he needs to do something about it.



  59. 59

    russ actually got his oscar for "A Beautiful Mind", Its a pretty well known fact that Russ bitched on so much that he didnt get it for Gladiator that they had to give it to him the next year just to get him to shut his fat hairy gob!

  60. silly says – reply to this


    60

    I think this line of thought has been pushed by Slutty's PR people. This was the opportunity of a lifetime for her! Sir Ridley and Crowe will continue with the project. Stars gain and lose weight for roles all the time. I don't think Sir Ridley and Crowe wanted to deal with the baggage (loaded with wicked tabloid articles and pictures) Slutty brings to any project. The part should go to a real actress. Rachel Mc Adams for instance, the one who got the other good role Slutty coveted in Sherlock Holmes!!! Slutty's career is so over!