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Srsly!

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    Posted: Jan 11, 2009 at 12:52 am / Email this  »
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    1. 201

      ew, they are both nasty



    2. 202

      These bitches are retarded. I dont even see how this situation is possible.



    3. 203

      My 6 year old is not allowed to watch Miley Cyrus because I feel shes a bad role model for kids. If I ever met Billy Ray I would probably beat him upside the head for letting his 15/16 year old date a 20/21 year old. This is probably why Miley acts like suck a hoish flake, her parents dont care what she does. I actually feel a little sorry for her for having such idiotic parents.



    4. 204

      why doesn't she just say VULVA and get it over with? she know she wants to …
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      what a poo-skank.



    5. 205

      EWWWWW miley looks so bad.



    6. 206

      Re: talktoaceleb_dotcom_fan – You are still on the wrong website. Try foxnews!



    7. 207

      wow her friend may be even more annoying than miley

    8. Etain says – reply to this


      208

      Wtf..A Piece of Chicken?
      Ok Sure..^o)



    9. 209

      I LOVE YOU MILEY! shes a hott fucking mess but i love her so much

      i hate demi and selena, but demi more than selena



    10. 210

      Maybe I listen closely
      and found out the hidden message
      she said she cut her uvula on "chicken that had ranch"
      another name for "chicken" is cock
      and it had "ranch" another signific is where a man lets out his ejaculation
      so in translation the cock was cover with cum and it cut her uvula lol



    11. 211

      well thats the idol i need in my life. what a 'tard



    12. 212

      wtf? is miley (slutty) cyrus lying? i think she chocked suckin that 20 yr olds cock



    13. 213

      i spy a skank…it's probably some std



    14. 214

      Re: Brittttt – LOL I knew someone was going to type that.



    15. 215

      Re: deadee –

      Actually aligee is correct. A hoarse voice reflects changes to the vocal folds, which are the source of speech sound. The articulators (as your industrious wikipedia research mentions) take the sound from the source and change it into what you know as speech sounds. Changing the articulators (i.e. soft palate, uvula) wouldn't have an effect on how the voice sounds.

      "Source filter theory please"



    16. 216

      how the hell do you cut your uvula on a piece of fricken chicken????
      i couldnt do that even if i tried, thats how mentally and physically retarded she is!!!
      you know what, i hope she doesnt get better, so she cant friggen sing aymore! im so tired of her crap…NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU MILEY! YOU SUCK ASS!!!!!



    17. 217

      who the hell are you blondie?
      she doesnt need a translater, no one cares enough to listen
      u guys dont even know what the hell a uvula is!! u have to call it a little dangly thing…GO BACK TO SCHOOL RETARDS!!



    18. 218

      skank ho



    19. 219

      More like she swallowed to much jiz



    20. 220

      WOW, that's two minutes i will never get back…..



    21. 221

      Who is the annoying blonde bitch? I can't believe I watched that. How on earth do you cut your uvula with a piece of dressing-drenched chicken?? Ten bucks says that Miley's "scratched uvula" is code for having some kind of procedure to cure the V.D. in her throat from her boyfriend's you-know-what.

    22. tinny says – reply to this


      222

      "chicken", eh? slippery, eh?



    23. 223

      I still say Bulimia.



    24. 224

      did she dump her 30 yr old friend mandy yet?



    25. 225

      Leave the 16 year old meal ticket alone.



    26. 226

      CUT UVULA IS ONLY SOMETHING A BULIEMIC WOULD GET! SHE PROBABLY WAS STICKING A PEN DOWN HER THROAT….



    27. 227

      HAHA she cut her UVULA on JUSTIN'S DICK PIERCING MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

      I'm mean today.



    28. 228

      BULEMIC!



    29. 229

      Can't anyone se they are totally stoned?



    30. 230

      yeahhh. do they actually think that they're funny at all? and they're both fucking ugly by the way…and mileys voice makes me wanna vomit.



    31. 231

      I couldn't decide which one was more obnoxious.



    32. 232

      yesss!
      maybe it will be the end of her career!!



    33. 233

      sounded drunk.



    34. 234

      holyyy shit could this video be ANY more annoying?! i wish i could get back the two minutes of my life i wasted watching this garbage.



    35. 235

      what the hell is a uvula?



    36. 236

      The things most of you (including Perez) are saying are completely, and utterly disgraceful!
      You seem to forget that Miley, although famous and all, is simply a kid. Imagine having to take all that shit that everyone says about her. I seriously doubt you could handle it, but Miley on the other hand seems to handle it fairly maturely. Being the same age as her, I know I defiantly couldn't take all the crap she gets 24/7
      Do any of you ever stop and think about what you are doing/saying? Honestly, try to consider how she must feel, knowing all this stuff gets said about her. When you were her age (or even if you are), would you have liked everyone in school saying terrible things about you? I doubt it.



    37. 237

      Re: SwankySexii – That's her sister, Brandi.

    38. Laxer says – reply to this


      238

      She had time to post this because Justin was too busy playing chicken with Daddy Cyrus.



    39. 239

      how can any girl want to be her?



    40. 240

      aw man too bad she didn't cholk and DIE!!!!! and i hope that she can't sing anymore cuz that would be AWESOME!!!!!



    41. 241

      on a piece of chicken? I don't know how she eats chicken, but I take the bones out first…

      Lay off the blow jobs and you might not have such an issue!



    42. 242

      That sucks :( …It sounds painful!



    43. 243

      0:12 her laugh sounds like a forty-year old smoker.



    44. 244

      Re: linnea –
      lol. you're probably right!!



    45. 245

      poor her.



    46. 246

      What a dumb bitch



    47. 247

      omg miley get better (L) we love you
      LMFAO
      im happy its cut
      maybe she can never sing again



    48. 248

      She sounds like a chain smoker
      ewww



    49. 249

      lol piece of chicken o__o kinda nasty but i do hope she gets better



    50. 250

      The blonde chick makes me want to hurt her



    51. 251

      omg funny. i wonder how the chicken did that but funny.



    52. 252

      Thought that said 'vulva'



    53. 253

      i wanna rip her mouth off. ughhh



    54. 254

      i wanna rip her mouth off. ugh



    55. 255

      ugh she is so annoying.
      i couldn't even watch the whole thing/



    56. 256

      She messed it up from 20 year old dick.

    57. MHE says – reply to this


      257

      Poor thing. I guess she's not good at swallowing.



    58. 258

      Re: Plankton is the fake ass posse! –

      wtvr yOu dOn't knOw me……stupid ass!



    59. 259

      Ok 1st of all, I swear I read "Miley cut her vulva" i was like… wtf!?!?! 2nd, She cut her uvula? Eating greasy chicken that slid down? Wtf? Wouldn't that help NOT cut her uvula? I think she was orally pleasing Justin a little too rough and cut it! Nasty ho!



    60. 260

      Im sorry but this is sooo stupid one reply isnt enough! who the FUCK cuts their uvula?! And on SLIPPERY CHICKEN?! I think that's a metaphor for slippery cock… justin prob had a crusty wart or something on his dick that scraped her uvula when she was deep throating… nasty ass girl!



    61. 261

      wow she sounds more like a man than she usually does. i didnt know voices could be that deep….



    62. 262

      ew. she sounds like shit. you told us about this at the signing today so i had to come see it. honestly i wish it was an eating disorder like you said. haha



    63. 263

      ugggggggg.
      her voice is sooo trashy!
      it's not even far from normal.
      skank-a-licious!



    64. 264

      You people really need to take some time before posting to this.
      I've heard blowjob and prince albert comments atleast a 100 times so far.
      First off, if you have nothing positive to say, then shut the fuck up.
      I mean, do you really gain anything by bashing a young talented girl other then making yourselves feel better then her.
      Well, I'll tell you something, Miley's not low enough to come onto these sites to bash people.
      So gain some class, read some books and stop using your energy to hate someone you don't even know.
      Yes, I'm a Miley Cyrus fan.
      But I'm also a Sid Vicious and Bradley Nowel fan.
      I'm not some 13 year old teeny bopper.
      I'm 20 years old.
      So you can call me a slut for liking someone who I think is extremely talented for her young age. Go ahead. Better then calling her a slut for no apparent reason.



    65. 265

      lol it sounds so incredibly dirty but is not - poor miley - get well soon babe!!!! love ya!!!!



    66. 266

      well that was definately the most annoying this in the world and the blonde chick needs slapped and miley how the hell do you cut your uvula on a "slippery" piece of chicken?



    67. 267

      Re: Pig_Nasty – Oh. My. God. I know this might come as a HUGE shock, but I'm not REALLY a fucking granny, dumbass. So calling me an "OLD HAG" is pointless. I'm educated, well traveled, and happen to follow what's going on in the World via MANY avenues. So no, Perez didn't introduce me to the likes of Miley Cyrus. This website is not my only connection to the outside world. Again, I stand by my original opinion…teen or not, MILEY FUCKING SUCKS!!



    68. 268

      Strep Throat from Deep Throat as I like to say it.



    69. 269

      This vid reminds me of that time I was at a house party and there were these two dumb 16 yr old bitches who were high/ partially drunk, and annoying as hell, everybody ignored them and eventually I think someone one drove them to a nearby gas station and left them there.



    70. 270

      this video was a waste of my time!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    71. 271

      Her voice is like a teenage boy's voice breaking anyway.



    72. 272

      Ok remind me again, we care why?



    73. 273

      good, lets hope its permanent =)



    74. 274

      Stop Staring At Me!!!

      Check out our tracks and tell us what you think!

      www.myspace.com/swcstrangerswithcandy

      STRANGERS WITH CANDY…have a taste!



    75. 275

      She's obviously stupid.
      And damn ugly.



    76. 276

      C'mon, give that girl a break. Your guys are just jealous that she have more money and fame.



    77. 277

      i hate her.



    78. 278

      she's scary



    79. 279

      Blonde Chick: Do your roots already@!



    80. 280

      that other girl is even more annoying than her



    81. 281

      a piece of chicken. like hell it was.
      "love of her fans" what fans?



    82. 282

      hah. thats bull. shes probably just been smoking too hard.



    83. 283

      what she REALLY means is she cut it doing something skanky…for cocaine.
      Now, no one is surprised here, honestly, right?

    84. Yume says – reply to this


      284

      what?!

      give us a break. nobody cares about your uvula :) )



    85. 285

      my friend cut her vulva shaving….there was blood running down her leg ,and she was standing there wrapped in a towel, screaming "i cut my uvula" .
      we were like…no thats the thing in your mouth ! scary but funny.



    86. 286

      i think its a metahpor, what she really means is uvula… cherries… and a juicy chicken bone… we all know what your trying to say miley.
      xoxo



    87. 287

      Miley trying to tell her 13+ fans what she is up to lately, without polluting the minds of her little fans.



    88. 288

      miley h8ters can F**k OFF she is so damn adorable! I love her! Although im not quite sure how you cut your uvula on a slippery piece of chicken, thats a bit odd! I can see cutting it on a straw or something but anyway im sure stranger things have happened. Get better miley! BTW I hate hannah montana but Miley rocks!



    89. 289

      her friend is a dipshittttt.



    90. 290

      Dude wtf, I distinctly remember seeing an interview with her where she said she was vegetarian! :O



    91. 291

      Oh please. Chicken. Are you kidding me?



    92. 292

      is that waht we call a dick these days…"chicken"



    93. 293

      wow a piece of chicken?? thats fucking weird



    94. 294

      i feel sorry 4 her
      really she and her BF are Christians
      they would never do those things



    95. 295

      i feel sorry 4 her
      and she and her BF are both Christians they would never do that



    96. 296

      could not make myself finish this obnoxious shit.

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