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Dear John

| Filed under: Personally PerezJohn MayerChelsea Handler

Just admit it already.

P.S. Hope you can laugh about it, Chelsea!

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45 comments to “Dear John”

  1. 1

    I wonder what she will say…. keep us posted

  2. 2

    I love John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston as a couple!

  3. 3

    If your making such a fortune could you try to dress better.

  4. 4

    i love jennifer aniston but i just cant see her with john mayer but whatever makes her happy

  5. 5

    I still love you perez, but I don't know, angelina is still a homewrecking slut.

  6. 6

    Another pregnant Man-iston!

  7. 7

    i dont get it…

  8. 8

    And you wonder why we talk negitive shit to you all fucking day….

  9. 9

    not cool!

  10. 10

    that's low
    i love chelsea handler. :(

    i mean, i know you report on some pretty low stuff but c'mon..
    who do you think you are to do that?
    i hope she does invite you back and makes you look like an ass on her show. oh waaait, you do that on your own in every interview/talk show appeareance.

  11. 11

    admit what ?

  12. 12

    stop insulting everyone

  13. 13

    Perez when are you going to stop hating on Jen and John?????
    Jennifer is a gorgeous, successful woman who has found some happiness! What is so wrong with that? It's not fair to pick and choose which celebs you like! Plus Angelina has no personality and is after all a man stealing bitch!!!

  14. 14

    you suck

  15. 15

    same shit, different day.

  16. 16

    Seriously…not even cool to pick on Chelsea Handler!!!

  17. 17

    I dont get the chelsea part, I love that bitch

  18. 18

    john mayer needs to admit that hes in love and obsessed with you? since the fuck when? seriously..you are a psycho…im not even joking..you really need to move on. you're not even a blip on his radar.

  19. 19

    Man, Perez! I love Chelsea… and she has been good to you. Why would you do that? I am a big fan of you, but I think you may be getting a little full of yourself. You better watch out, you wouldn't want to "bite the hand that feeds you". I think I am going to have to boycott your site for a while. I'm not happy that you did that to Chelsea at all!

  20. 20

    If I was Chelsea & did have surgery, I'd be PISSED that Perez outed it. Who's he to call out her surgery to everyone. Wtf, you loser!
    Karma's a bitch!!!

  21. 21

    you are so full of yourself it's nauseating

  22. 22

    Pffft. Aniston is not going to have a baby by Mayer. No. Way. She is 'dating' him because he is younger, convenient and he's a media whore. They have a formal 'arrangement'. He will accompany Aniston to her next premiere, He's Just Not That Into You, then he will be gone. She just doesn't want to look like the proverbial loser in love at these openings. This is why they haven't been seen together since the Marley and Me premiere.

  23. 14353 says – reply to this


    Ok, what surgery did chelsea handler have? or supposedly have??

  24. 24

    Pathetic Perez. You're soooo jealous.

  25. 25

    WOW you are still babbling shit to make a quick buck. Yes exploiting Paris's name did make you a name and a buck. So now your going to use John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston name in a malicious way to gain attention. You have no shame and karma will get you. I will continue reading your goofy site but I won't waste my money or time on your book. I am sure their are a lot of folks who agree with me on this. Maybe you can find a way to be popular and financially successful without outing others or even making shit up. Best wishes Perez, you'll need it.

  26. 26

    Re: Taylor – ha. i think if chelsea handler really was as ignorant as you say, she wouldn't have her own show on E! and a couple book deals. just sayin'.

    chelsea handler is theeeee shit. love her.

  27. 27

    Perez what the hell man…whenever you talk about John Mayer you sound like a bitter, teenage ex-girlfriend who can't let go.

  28. 28

    You are soooo jealous of Jen Aniston aren't you?

  29. 29

    what is this true….Perez send me the damm book already….i'm not buying it..mine should be free

  30. 30

    Your a fat ugly dick Perez, GROW UP! It was like 253434 years ago. and you still won't let the thing with John Mayer go, he was probably drunk and I bet HE REGRETS IT EVERYDAY OF HIS LIFE. Its not like hes going to come back crawling on his knees.
    And what the fuck! Chelsea? She has been really good to you, and I hope she makes an ass out of you for this. Thats just fucked up. And its not very funny.
    Exploiting now huh? Your realllly that desperate aren't cha?
    Do us all a favor and crawl back into your hole Mongrel.

  31. T & B says – reply to this


    Wtf Perez he's obviously embarassed about it, stop bringing it up. When did that happen? like 3 years ago? You just sound lame/desperate/jelous etc.

  32. 32

    Actually you are obsessed with john mayer.. Not the other way. I suggest you get over him stat.

  33. 33

    I love that bitch.

  34. 34

    Pretty funny…Chelsea should find it at least mildly amusing…you might be getting a serious shout-out/ass-handing on the show– :)

  35. 35


  36. 36

    you know perez i understand what you do sometimes, but why would you write about a friend like that and the just hope she finds the humor in it, knowing full well that it's not likely…it's hard for me to see where you draw the line anymore and that's really sad. i think the world we live in could use just a bit more thoughtfulness.

  37. 37

    enough self promotion already.

  38. 38

    Oooo, that's mean, putting Chelsea's article above a photo of Arnold, you having a double dig?

  39. Bree says – reply to this


    Re: Stevie D. – Was thinking the same thing! This is really sick and twisted…get over it already, Perez!

  40. 40

    I hope Jen does get a donation out of him. Baby would be so cute. John's dark curls, her big, blues eyes, his lips and hopefully if it's a boy, his tall,hot body. But if it's a girl, Jen's bod rocks too.

  41. 41

    Of course John and Jen are fake.Has he been see since her movie came out after all the love in for its promotion.??

  42. 42

    My God, you're really starting to sound crazy. You think controversy will make you more popular, but this shit is getting old. I used to like this site for the gossip, but it's turned into a "Hey, look at me! I'm famous" ad for yourself. Pretty pathetic. You're not a celebrity! You're here to write about them. You're not even doing a very good job at that either. Everything that comes out of your mouth contradicts everything else you've said. Don't you know that takes away your credibility?? You demoralize a person just for saying hello to someone who's married, but you glorify the whore angelina. You tell the skinny girls to eat, but boney angelina is 'hot'. What the fuck is wrong with you?? Here's one less person that will be coming to your site. And soon, everyone will be gone. Say bye bye to your advertisement money fucking loser.

  43. AMO says – reply to this


    I agree Perez, Jen will get her baby out of John and move on. There's no way she's serious about him. He's a joke.

  44. AMO says – reply to this


    Re: gorgeousdoll – Ya she is!

  45. 10b says – reply to this


    too funny perez! Why don't you admit YOU are in love with John. You know how hot he is….