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   chickie71 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   This is FUCKING lame!!! Someone PLEASE kidnap me for some adventure!!!

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   Ms. Katt says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Helppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   Jupiter*Girl says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   FUCK OFF LOSERS!

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   WMariah says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   "I'M FREEZING..SERIOUSLY MOTHER IF YOU WEAR ONE, WHY CAN'T I?

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   JULES82 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   fuk scientology and the horse the rode in on…that includes u daddy!

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   Mentalist says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   If little Suri Cruise could tell us something, she'd say "_____________."

   WHY DON'T YOU JERKS SHUT UP ABOUT ME ALREADY AND GET A LIFE?

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   Juicy84x says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Fuck you Perez!

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   velvetchick says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Cut my bangs!

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   Perez_Peruse says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   "Please, no pictures!" LOL!

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    *tedibare* says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Leave me the FUCK alone, I am just a baby!

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    Tommy's Mommy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Why am I not allowed to walk?

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    Gerald_Tarrant says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If little Suri Cruise could tell us something, she'd say "Why is my daddy trying to make my Mommy look like Zac Efron?" And I would say that question answers itself.

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    mcdoris74 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Where is MY COAT!! I AM CCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!

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    suicideblonde says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i was a virgin birth and tom is NOT my daddy

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    Earlobe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Can someone please now post that I need a haircut, because it is hard to see, and the tips of my hair poke my eyes, it worked last time with the sweater situation…"

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    Lisa W a Lil L says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    trim my bangs

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    bonzer says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She would probably say, " Please stop taking my picture, I'm just a kid. It's not my fault my parents are cyborgs. And Perez, please stop talking about me"

    But, that's just my guess

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    LaDiva says be warned... says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I want this fucking blanket off me bitchface….

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    Fawk u and ur issues says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    at least this is better than the Joile-pitt household

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    kitty9 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What are these two dangly things below my bum? I don't believe I've ever used them

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    the last star says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Fu bitches.I can't wait till the day I'm old enough to rip your heads off and drag your heart up thru your throats!!!

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    Kate says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Please, for the love of Xenu, cut my bangs and give me a coat! A big puffy blanket wont keep me that warm!

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    aLiCiaXo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "seriously, cut my fucking bangs already..i cant see for shit"

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    browneyedgrl9 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm cold! It's warmer on the alien planet I came from! Scientology sucks! I don't want to end up like Jett!

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    BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ….. STFU Perezito!

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    LA FLACA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    will someone please help me this life sucks

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    MISSMILA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    MOMMY I'M COLD AND IT'S A HIGH OF ONLY 27 DEGREES HERE IN NEW YORK AND I NEED A COAT. CAN SOMEONE SLIP ME THE NUMBER FOR THE ADMINISTRATION FOR CHILDRENS SERVICES SO THEY CAN HELP ME PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!!!!

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    photogurl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    bite me

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    Scarlett86 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She'd say "HELP!"

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    Fuck..I can't see a fucking thing.

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    KacerLynn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Little Suri would be screaming- Someone help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    MOMMIE DEAREST says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    IM SORRY,IT SOUNDS MEAN BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE A NASTY TEMPERED LITTLE BITCH.
    LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO SAY: ”FUK OFF KUNTS”.

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    old_chick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Get me a babysitter. I want to stay home and sleep when it's dark"

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    Taraaa X EndOfStoryy X says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HELPPP MEEE!

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    cryscket says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Fucking save me, my mom's performance in this shit play SUCKS ASS!

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    LG Patroness of The Arts! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "I MADE THE BABOONS 'LOST IT' AT THE CENTRAL PARK ZOO AND I WILL DO THE SAME TO ALL WHO BESMIRCH THE GOOD NAME OF XENU!!!"
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    eleomnya says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    let me liveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

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    mamajud says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: old_chick – lol………i was thinking the same thing……what 2 year old wants to hang out at the theater day in and out??

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    Prof. Minerva McGonagle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    SAVE ME…PLEASE!!!

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    Cleopatra says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm tired of being carried around like a sack of potatoes. I'm sleepy, I wanna go to bed, HELP ! ! ! !

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    GuRL says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm so incredibly spoiled

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    Betty Swallocks says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Silence!!! I KILL YOU!!!

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    comewhatmay27 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Why is everyone so obbsessed with me, I'm just a toddler! Please leave me alone!

    why does everyone care so much about this little girl?

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    "Do you think Brad and Angelina are taking applications?! I mean I think they would at least make sure I had a coat when it was cold, jeez! All hail Xenu!"

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    robszee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i need my bangs cut

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    LeeCee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Scientology sucks

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    Krystle07 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Man, I wish both my parents weren't rat shit crazy…

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    srsanchez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I hate my life! (Sigh!)

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    Laynesgirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I am a spoiled rotten little brat and I have a lemming for a mommy, a bat shit crazy alien for a father and my parents keep draggin me to shit that has nothing to do with entertainment for kids. HELP ME!!!! PS: LRH lives under my bed….

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    piercelova34 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FUCK YOU!! No really, that's what it looks like she's about to say.

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    Moniker says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Seriously, can Tom and Katie stop pimping out Suri. The kid is always crying in pictures and hates the paps. Other parents protect their children, the Cruise's should, too.

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    Toonkinstein says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ……" Fuck you all. I'm RICH BITCH!!!"

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    thAtSHoT! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Buger! (in english term!)

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    cathy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she would say "Im too young for a face full of make-up!"

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    carriemisze says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cut my bangs.

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    Angelsmum says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Suri is saying,"Please help, daddy won't let mommy buy me a jacket and I am so cold. Also daddy talks in some strange talk and I don't understand him. And there is a boogie man and daddy knows him"
    I really feel for this kid…….and her mommy

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    La Coacha says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    It looks like cheese trying to say "Fuck joo". Look at her mouth!!!

    La Coacha from www.chismetime.com

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    jeanmarie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cut my bangs so i can see!!

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    luvtoread says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Give my parents a book on parenting.

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    Queen Betty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i'm fucking cold!!!!

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    bartleby says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HI, MY NAME IS SURLY COOZ

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    orchidgirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Daddy promised to buy me a flying car so I can fly to Youranus to visit Uncle Xenu"

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    annieee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "i just pooped in my pants…"

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    DoutzenKroes<3 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FUCK U ALL! I WANT A FUCKING COAT, AND I WANNA WALK REAL BAD! WAIT HOW THE FUCK DO I WALK???

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    TheMadHatter says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She'd say "Fuck you Perez. Get out of my life you nosy, opinionated, child-attacking jackass."

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    auj-poj says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cut my bangs!!!!!

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    Productboy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I just shit an alien.

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    Vivian25 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "suck it paps! My mommy and daddy could buy and sell you!"

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    TakeAChillPill says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "C'MON PAPS- THIS IS STARTING TO GET OLD"

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    aprilmayi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I can't see anything, cut my bangs

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    Denver5280 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Redrum!

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    bongo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    moresweetkisses says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    you call these parents? They keep me out late and never put a coat on me. At least they covered me with a blanket!

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    harrybalsac says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    " he was wearin' a bright red top hat and he rammed his fist up my daddy's ass!"

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    GreenMan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Snarf. Snarf."

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    bongo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i saw daddy kissing santa claus

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    ****MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY**** says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she's say we are all aliens

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    bongo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why does my dad have a cage full of hamsters

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    bongo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Why does my dad call my mom a beard all the time

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    GreenMan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Snarf. Snarf…

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    vampyra says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Its O.K. She won't remember any of this

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    JuiCYb23 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She'd say take me to 56th and 3rd for some chicken over rice and I'm fucking cold BITCH!

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    "Take me to your Leader"

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    JAY ELLE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    it looks like she's about to say… FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Take me to my leader bitch
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    HUMANdoesn'tmeanjustBEING says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    My parents are crazy, I'm freezing, I need some real food and real friends fast!!! Am I the only kid on the planet?

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    KiKa26 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ffffuck not again… Mom! Stop using me as a human shield against the paps!!! I know I am cute… but for fuck's sake! Leave me alone! And cut my bangs too - they're in my eyes!

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    I'm a little girl of 3 years old Perez. Why do you call me an alien? When I'm old enough to understand, it will really hurt my feelings.

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    "Please get my bangs trimmed, I can't see!"

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    trix says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Suri always seems to be whining or crying..WTF? I hope it's just a passing stage.

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    "why am i at this fucking play AGAIN?! it's not for kids, it's on late, i hate the paps and it's way past my bedtime!"

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    jg5 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cut my bangs… i can't see shit!

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    boomshockalocka says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    can I hang with kids my own age?????

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    sarahthered1 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I have no idea what the hell is up with my mom's hair either.

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    takyo dandy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I hate the life I'm "living"!

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    zahria says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    f*ck off!
    m.

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    cockface says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why does daddy let men fuck him in the ass

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    cockface says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    daddy says one day i will have ron l hubbards baby

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    Cut my bangs and wipe this fucking lipstick off!

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     SAVE KATIE?!?! SAVE SURI!!!!!!