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"Smarter Men Have More Sperm"

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Smarter Men Have More Sperm

Women tend to like smart men because they're usually more successful and better providers. But here's another reason: Their sperm is better, a new study says.

Researchers at King's College London, the University of Delaware and the University of New Mexico recently compared results from five intelligence tests given to 425 Vietnam War vets in 1985 as part of the U.S. Centers For Disease Control and Prevention's Vietnam Experience Study. These vets, aged 31 to 44, also provided sperm samples, so the researchers analyzed the sperm per milliliter of semen, plus how many of the sperm swam normally, and other measures of sperm health.

The smarter the men were, the more sperm they produced and the better their wee ones swam - and it didn't matter how old the men were or whether they smoked, drank or were obese.

But why might these two seemingly unrelated traits be linked? Why would calculus aces or business consultants make better sperm?

Turns out that intelligent people are generally healthier than their less-clever peers - studies have shown that brainiacs are, for instance, less likely to suffer from heart disease and Alzheimer's.

Scientists have suggested that smart people may score less stressful jobs in safer places and that they may make better lifestyle choices, for instance by exercising more and eating better. In other words, maybe bright people actually listen to the Surgeon General.

But these newest findings, to be published in an upcoming issue of the journal Intelligence, found that negative habits had little effect on sperm quality, so they don't support that theory.

The researchers instead speculate that intelligence might be passed down as part of a larger package of good attributes. One gene can influence multiple traits, so the genes involved in smarts may somehow improve sperm quality - and perhaps other characteristics as well.

This could help explain, then, why intelligence can be so sexy: It could simply be an indicator that a person has a lot of good genes and traits, says study co-author Geoffrey Miller, a psychologist at the University of New Mexico.

40 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



  1. 1

    Wow, harryb! Watch it, everybody! He is loaded!



  2. 2

    old news.
    next.



  3. 3

    I guess yours is pretty low, huh Mario?



  4. 4

    One big load of high IQ goo cumin' up!



  5. 5

    Eat celery that's the secret…



  6. 6

    Re: harrybalsac – I'll take some shaken and on the rocks please.



  7. 7

    I tell u these scientist are not going thru a recession b/c they continue to do these really lame studies and they are not even actual facts… So sick of them.



  8. 8

    Like we need more zperm
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



  9. 9

    Re: _Alice_ – Lmao haha



  10. 10

    its true



  11. 11

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons
    we think a fizt iz cuming y'r way
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    [[[[[[[[[[[[[ lollllllllllllll ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz◘◘]]]]
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☼♣☼☼



  12. 12

    What's that? You wanna go on a date? Oh well if you could just ejaculate into this jar real quick so I can see your intelligent you are, then we will talk……

    THANKS!



  13. 13

    Re: _Alice_ – sweet



  14. 14

    Re: _Alice_ – Get a load of THIS!



  15. 15


  16. 16

    *how



  17. 17

    I always carry a full load !!!



  18. 18

    Re: zurfergrlz – Why? How much do you got right now?



  19. 19

    Re: ItalianBella08 – I may need a little help with that!!



  20. 20

    Re: zurfergrlz – No, thanks. I'll take a Chorizo instead! :)



  21. 21

    THAT'S WHY I HAVE FOUR KIDS! I DIDN'T MARRY NO DUMMY!



  22. 22

    o~
    o~
    o~



  23. 23

    Re: _Alice_ – #3 LOL! I think Teddy has more!



  24. 24

    Re: _Alice_ – HAHAHAHAHA!



  25. 25

    Nerds! ox



  26. 26

    Re: LettyB – lol
    my hubby has super sperm..i was on the pill with both kids!



  27. 27

    Re: _Alice_ – lol



  28. 28


  29. 29

    Re: mama of 2 – That IS super sperm. Damn….



  30. 30

    Re: _Alice_ – haha good one



  31. 31

    Re: _Alice_ – lol,
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    morning
    zzzzzzz



  32. 32

    hey that would explain why my lame ex boyfriend who was 21 at the time never got me preggers for like 2 yrs, and then boom i meet my new one i got knocked up twice in the first night hmmm makes you think and and no more kids they are eeevil, but i love them



  33. 33

    It could be true - my husband just looks at me and I get pregant - I'm 9 months pregnant with # 4!



  34. 34

    now I understand why it was so hard for my boyfriends father to have kids!! He has to be one of the dumbest people I have ever met!!!



  35. 35

    I quite sure Kevin Federline disproves this theory!!



  36. 36

    Sperm, makes me sick to look at. It's gross as Hell. Slimebags,,hehheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



  37. 37

    Thats so funny. Then why the hell are stupid trailer parkers always reproducing.lol



  38. 38

    weird then how all the dumbshits are the ones getting girls knocked up.



  39. 39

    Re: sandie! – hahaha true the ones reproducing are always the ugly fat ones… I'm so glad I won't live through the next civilizations full of fatties



  40. 40

    Then why do stupid men have so many babies then???