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Jennifer Lopez tried a little too hard to look like her sexy old self on the Globes red carpet and fell a little short.

And by "a little", we mean A LOT!

Girl, you gotta choose a dress that hides the imperfections, not puts them out for everyone to see.

No one wants to see the rolls, mami!

Perfect's a myth, but when you're at an event like that, you gotta hide the flaws and fake it!

[Image via AP.]

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  1. 1

    It's backfat!



  2. 2

    jlo was a hot mess.



  3. 3

    ehh not feeling the dress



  4. 4

    ewwww thats nasty!!!!1



  5. 5

    hit the nail right on the head there perez!

    xoxo



  6. 6

    yuck yuck yuck



  7. 7

    i felt like when she opened the show she wanted everyone to bow down to her like o0o snap my shit dnt stink so be quit . . . but not so much and she should cover up alittle but she does look good for having twins



  8. 8

    LMAO!!!



  9. 9

    Aw come on JLo thats an ugly dress



  10. 10

    she's freakin' hot im gay and i would bang her ;) perez back fat…well you are the expert!



  11. 11

    bad. just bad. she tried having the "j.lo glow" with the gold dress..not a good combo-shame on the stylist



  12. 12

    Jay from ANTM was gushing about her in this dress. Hmmm, I think he'd been hitting the bottle, she needs something more classy.



  13. 13

    "WHAT'S THAT?"

    you write as you point to her fat.

    YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW WHAT BACKFAT LOOKS LIKE YOU FAT BACKFAT UGLY FUCKER



  14. 14

    thats really a stupid thing to say coming from a fat fuck as yourself. she looked hot! did you even see her face?? shes glowing!! shes got a better body than you and shes had twins



  15. 15

    i love this picture!!! Down with J.HO- si se puede!!!!!!! I hate her dumb ass

  16. mvp says – reply to this


    16

    haha

    JWHORE IS SO OVER



  17. 17

    She's obviously living in the land of fantasy along with Mario. Her body isn't what it used to be and Mario will never have the body that he thinks he has.



  18. 18

    i love the guy back there just taking a picture of her ass lol

  19. Mtl23 says – reply to this


    19

    I am not a fan of her, but for having twins she doesn't look that bad.



  20. 20

    VERY TRUE! When she came out at the opening of the ceremony I wanted to tell the bitch to go back and change out of that stupid dress. She is trying way to hard to get back in the game now that her skeletor husband keeps her in his cave she lost her sense of true fashion or what fits her now that she's a mother. I guess she thinks she's still got it like back in the days when she wore that infamous Versace dress. Or maybe since her fugly ex Diddy was there she wanted to make herself look good. In the end, JHOe looked trashy and nasty!



  21. 21

    .
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    LG LOVES THIS BITCH!
    .



  22. 22

    It's like shes trying to hard to be young. It's kind of sad. In the opening of the show when no one was listening to her. She should cover up now that shes a mom.

  23. AyanW says – reply to this


    23

    SUCH A HATER!!! You're fat!



  24. 24

    What was she thinking? Bwahahahahaha….



  25. 25

    I can see the conversation going something like this . . .
    JLO - Honey do you think this is the dress I should wear (I really need to ho it up to find some new manflesh after I kick your ass out)
    MARC - Honey, you look hot (fuck, what a hot mess, she thinks she looks great, let her make a dick of herself in front of the world, I'm outta here anyway)
    There is really no excuse for something like this if you own a full length mirror.

  26. E59th says – reply to this


    26

    I can't stand this bitch.



  27. 27

    Ugh, what a tranny mess. And she totally sucked, opening the show. And where's the ring? I'm over her, too. She and Angie can drop out of the scene for awhile.

  28. Elmo says – reply to this


    28

    Why was she there at all? And presenting?!



  29. 29

    Hmm, I think her ego's so big that when she looked in the mirror she saw no imperfections. Shame.



  30. 30

    Perez shut the fuck up and stop encouring women to starve themsevles. For a woman who had twins she looks great. Can we PLEASE just celebrate curves for once!!!! JLO looks normal and I likeit

  31. auds says – reply to this


    31

    I think it's just the way she's standing, and her bod looks just fine… but really, that dress is SO TRASHY! why would you wear that to a star studded event???

  32. alba says – reply to this


    32

    Please, J-lo has a closet full of dresses at least 3x the square footage of my roomy condo and this is what she chose!!! My God, if I could go in, grab 4 of the couture dresses she cast aside to pick this unflattering mess, and auction them off, I could pay off my mortgage



  33. 33

    J-LO has always been classy and beautiful, I think the rolls on her back are from the way she is twisted. I mean come on she just had twins!



  34. 34

    So fuckin what… She's had a couple of kids. We never look the same after we spat a few of them out. What's Perez's excuse? :)



  35. 35

    Perez, I am pretty sure she is aware of that.
    I think she's protesting and keeping it real or something.
    A anti-perfection statement.
    A new revolution is developing.
    Oh my God, Perez!
    Join the new nation!
    It's time to take your stance and your place.

    Finally, you have found where you belong!
    It's a new… era.
    Unite and fight.
    Eat all that you can eat.
    F*ck perfection!
    A new day has come!
    xoxo



  36. 36

    I love Jennifer, but this dress was really a mistake. Sad……



  37. 37

    Oh give us a break! Stop pretending that you don't know that those are just skin folds as her hips are leaning to the right. I'm a size 8 and I have skin folds when I hunch down and lean to one side….everyone does unless they're made out of wood. To all the people trying to sound all intelligent and shit by saying that it's fat: shut up!



  38. 38

    No wonder Hollywood stars are anorexic!! Because if they aren't you call them fat!!
    Perez, when you have twins and then have a body like that afterwards, then you can talk.
    And next time a celeb is pictured looking skeletal, don't even bother putting them down! Because if they wasn't skeletal, you would probably say they were fat.
    and as for the fat remarks……Pot.kettle.black.



  39. 39

    The top of the dress looks trashy…just like what the 16 year old hos at the club wear. The material looks nice though….too bad that they wasted great material on this trashy dress.



  40. 40

    Is Skeletor a Chubby Chaser???

  41. minka says – reply to this


    41

    No she's not fat, but the dress is trashy. She should know that showing up half dressed is going to show flaws and a little more than we care to see.



  42. 42

    Yeah, there's a little bit of a roll there, but Perez, if you were a man, you'd bag her. I sure would.



  43. 43

    Ok seriously stop embarassing yourself J.Lo… It's the stupidest thing to see someone up in age still pretending they are still in their 20's… Take note Madonna….
    Oh and please perez, everyone can still see that jiggly ass blubber on that jellyroll u call a stomache…



  44. 44

    D E S P E R A T E.



  45. 45

    I dont' know what to think about all this……. I mean, I know she just had twins, but if that is the case, why wear something that accentuates that imperfection? Now I'm all for women loving themselves for the way they are, however, I think as a celebrity if you are trying to give off the image of "celeb perfection", well she would have looked much better in the TENT that Angelina wore LOL… No, I'm kidding, but seriously just maybe not trying to be so "Jenny on the block-ish" anymore… You are a mom now!



  46. 46

    Stop Staring At Me!!!

    Check out our tracks and tell us what you think!

    www.myspace.com/swcstrangerswithcandy

    STRANGERS WITH CANDY…have a taste!



  47. 47

    this is ridiculous and a sad illustration of the attitude towards women in our country. i'm 22 and if that was worst thing about my body i would be singing to jesus and rolling around on the floor in a bikini.



  48. 48

    Perez, until you post a shirtless pic of yourself on this site, you cannot pass judgment on someone's weight.

    But please don't actually do that. I'd rather gargle broken glass than see you shirtless.



  49. 49

    Hahahahaha! Look at the chichos on that woman. Too much cuchifrito mami!



  50. 50

    J. LO SHOULD HAVE WORN BUTT-LESS CHAPS!



  51. 51

    Once she was wearing a green handkerchief and she got attention for it.



  52. 52

    she is looking GREAT for someone who had TWINS… that's not FAT thats just skin, common PEREZ, you can hide your FAT all you want, but we still see your fat!



  53. 53

    You don't have to starve, dumbfucks. Ever heard of excercising? Retarded, lazy bitches.



  54. 54

    She looks like a cheap belly dancer hired to dance at an 80th birthday!!



  55. 55

    I noticed that too right away. All she had to do was have the dress be an inch higher on the side and no one would've noticed. That's what having twins does to you. If she is going to wear more outfits like that she needs to work out more.



  56. 56

    Bad angle… from the front, the dress was a 10!!



  57. 57

    J.LO. LOOKS STUNNING! The photo is not the best of the series. She's not posing for the photographer and is leaning the opposite way.

    As for the TIRED comments about youthful 20-year-olds —- I've seen thousands of 20 year olds who do not look youthful. Even 20+ celebs can look older than their age: Josh Hartnett, Robert Pattinson, Lohan, Hilton, Knowles — please stop thinking "fashion and looks" stops at 20!



  58. 58

    Was she trying to create the same kind of buzz she did when she wore the very plunging Versace (I think???) gown when she was with Diddy so many years ago??????? I don't know who designed this dress, but it looks like someone just tried to cover her up a little in some bad gold fabric.



  59. 59

    Perez, look at your own "what's that?"'s. ;–)



  60. 60

    Soooo tran-tastic! Looks like she was aiming for the killers green dress she wore back in the day. Not gonna happen sweetie. What the hell was she thinking? She should hang her stylist.

  61. minka says – reply to this


    61

    At least she's not making the squinty, pouty face.



  62. 62

    Drew Barrymore looks a LOT better then this old fat hag. Ok.. So she just had twins and that is great but dress the body correctly. Come On. People are bashing on Drew and they have NO right to. Oh well. Jennifer you look horrible.



  63. 63

    She is a mom now and needs to cover that up. She does look good after having twins though, I think she knew diddy was going to be there and wanted to show him she still was hot. A little more sit ups and that roll will be gone, and actually it just might be that angle she is at.



  64. 64

    looks like Jenny has been eating her way around the block!



  65. 65

    uh oh, someone is a fattie



  66. 66

    she doesn't look like she should have any rolls…but the dress is awful looking



  67. 67

    The best looking hispanic women come from South America. When the island girls (P.R. and D.R.) get to a certain age. They all start looking like men. JLo proves my point!



  68. 68

    Yes and her hair looks horrible like that. It makes her ears stick out.



  69. 69

    She looks good…she should have waited maybe to lose a bit more from her waist since the rolls are not that sexy with the dress she chose…but over all she looks good!!!



  70. 70

    I saw her posing like a porn worker. Trying tooo hard, not a good dress. Here she looks like a tranny. I still like ker though.



  71. 71

    She is an idiot as usual.



  72. 72

    blah, that whole get up is awful.



  73. 73

    What are you a personal trainer now P-Nasty?



  74. 74

    ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD COULDNT BUY HER CLASS… I THINK HER STYLE WAS BEST WHEN SHE WAS WITH BEN AFFLECK…



  75. 75

    I don't like the dress at all, but you would have to have a PERFECT body to pull it off. In the old days, she could have done it, but not now.



  76. 76

    Re: AudreyArellano – Oh please, not all s.american females look their finest at all. We centroamericans are prove that we are the best.



  77. 77

    *proof*



  78. 78

    Gross ! ! !
    DON"T HAVE CHILDREN ! ! !



  79. 79

    SHE'S STILL FIERCE. WORK IT MOMMY!



  80. 80

    FUCK ALL THOSE ANOREXIC BITCHES YOU DROOL OVER FAT-ASS! This is a REAL women who had twins, give her a fucking break assholes.



  81. 81

    ohh mannn… nooooo… she always looks so stunning, and wth !!



  82. 82

    A woman has little to offer but her looks, and those do not stay Primo for too much time IF they ever are? She is GEtting Old and the New Crowd is coming in to take over. Maybe She Could Do A Commercial For Jenny Craig?



  83. 83

    …her jellyrolls are fine, fathead. It's trotting out the same Grecian-drape theme and librarian knot that earns her a flogging.



  84. 84

    Re: Mentalist – As i am sure there is nothing u can possibly offer to anyone, I will not even bothering asking…



  85. 85

    Gross!…This is the first time I've ever seen JLO look horrible. You recently blew up to carry 2 babies….GET A GRIP ON REALITY!…you body will never be the same…dress smarter!…damn!



  86. 86

    Not feeling the dress, but did anyone else notice that she was NOT wearing a wedding ring….



  87. 87

    Let's see you with your shirt off, loser.



  88. 88

    Oh backfat! Didnt she watch Clueless? Polaroid yourself honey! from all angles! It is worth the money to avoid this mess. JLO looked like a slut. The dress was horrible, and it looked like she threw this together at the last minute, ho-rrible hair too!



  89. 89

    she is such an asshole. Why was she even there? What has done at all besides contribute to the divorce rate? Watching her mug and glamourpuss last night was embarrassing!



  90. 90

    That looks ghettofabulous!! something outta fashion cents



  91. 91

    Shut the fuck up Perez! We had to look at your fat tits all week on tv. She has a little love handle and you think it's gross?? Have you seen yourself you ugly fatass?



  92. 92

    Me thinks it's a good time for little Jenny to develop a little humility! That's about the ONLY thing we haven't seen on her, the only thing left that's NEW.



  93. 93

    At least the bulgy middle distracts from the bad work on her face. Five more years and she'll have that "Madam" look.



  94. 94

    Why was she there?



  95. 95

    DAAAYYYUUUMMMMM!!! It looks like she just wrapped herself up in a damned curtain and called it couture…eh! NOT CUTE!! XOXO Her dress last year was GORGEOUS! ;)



  96. 96

    When i saw her on tv she looked great, it must be a bad picture.



  97. 97

    I am from Castle Hill Avenue in the Bronx, JLo's old stomping ground.
    Plenty of gals let it hang like that.
    But this is Hollywood. Cover up, mami. Your Donatella Versace moment is over by a decade.



  98. 98

    Perez you hit this on the head. My mom and I were talking about the fat last night. I was just waiting for you to call J.Lo out on it. Lovessssss it=)



  99. 99

    Jennifer Lopez is pretty on point with fashion but this look is a big NO NO! The material looks cheap and does not photograph well at all. Women in Hollywood are under immense pressure too look think and I think Jennifer has a great body but in that kind of dress you can’t afford to have even a little belly fat.



  100. 100

    Man she looks ill!!! Look at that face!

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