J.Lo Misses

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Jennifer Lopez tried a little too hard to look like her sexy old self on the Globes red carpet and fell a little short.

And by "a little", we mean A LOT!

Girl, you gotta choose a dress that hides the imperfections, not puts them out for everyone to see.

No one wants to see the rolls, mami!

Perfect's a myth, but when you're at an event like that, you gotta hide the flaws and fake it!

[Image via AP.]

    Posted: Jan 12, 2009 at 3:25 am / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      she's not wearing her wedding ring!



    2. 102

      Normally she looks pretty good but omg I'VE NEVER SEEN HER LOOK MORE TRANNY-ISH! LOOK AT HER FACE!



    3. 103

      Umm…Perez, don't be a hater. She looked AMAZING! She killed it, as usual.



    4. 104

      for a mommy of twins…she looks FABULOUS!



    5. 105

      Jennifer Lopez seems to think that if she "looks" serious, the public will think she's a serious actress/performer/person. Somehow, no matter what she wears, she ends up looking like a hooker. Maybe she should retire and become a full-time mother. She might even enjoy it.



    6. 106

      everyone does that when they twist their back in an awkward pose, jlo has 'rolls', kate bosworth needs to 'eat a sandwhich', either way you criticize them perez

    7. Ofra says – reply to this


      107

      I love this. All you here bashing JLo for a little back fat. Can all ya'll wear this better? If not, STFU! Can someone please tell me though, I'm a little confused as to Eva Medez' role in this events. I can't recall any "hit" movie that I've seen her in. As a matter of fact, I can't recall the last movie she had done. I think she's kinda like Kathy Griffin (but with looks).. just always around????



    8. 108

      She's still VERY pretty, but like it or not, she's not a kid anymore and the body shows it.



    9. 109

      Perez,we don't want to see YOUR rolls either so shut up!



    10. 110

      Dress IS horrible though and I don't really like her.

    11. t_ink says – reply to this


      111

      I think her body looks great! she just had twins!!…but as for the dress…not doing it for me



    12. 112

      i think she looks good in it



    13. 113

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    14. 114

      well stated Perez



    15. 115

      Aw pour jlo an't thin anymore.



    16. 116

      Re: holasoyjenn
      LMAOOO … WELL SAID !!!!



    17. 117

      SHES JUST LIKE MANISTON AND HER OUTFIT SREAMS: HELP IAM ALMOST 40 BUT YOU WOULD STILL DO ME RIGHT????? DESPERATE AND SAD!
      SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP OL DHO!
      BUT AT LEAST JLO´S FACE LOOKS LIKE FROM A WOMAN! AND NOT FROM A TRANNY BOY HA!



    18. 118

      I HATE THE TERM 'AGE APPROPRIATE', BECAUSE SOME OF THE MID RANGE AGED LADIES CAN STILL ROCK YOUNGER FASHION.
      .
      BUT J.LO'S BEEN TOO OLD FOR THAT DRESS FOR LIKE 10 YEARS NOW!!



    19. 119

      talentless actresses like her and angie need to gracefully fade away. niether of their bodies are kickin' these days and they both suck at acting. Only great actresses like meryl streep can keep going on their talent alone.



    20. 120

      Good grief!!!

      That's gross!

      J-Lo — Get a hint. You are not young anymore.

    21. poli says – reply to this


      121

      whoever let her go out like that should get fired! she looks like a shapeless huge gold sausage!



    22. 122

      I see she is a patient of Lisa Rinna's lip doctor.



    23. 123

      baby got back .. hahahahaha



    24. 124

      The dress just looks like an oversized scarf.



    25. 125

      JLo is living in a fantasy world. She expected everyone to shut up at the opening when she said "Shhhh, Mami's talking!" She needs to Shut the F*ck up! JLo, go home, be a "good" mother, and stop whoring yourself out… UR Done!!!!!



    26. 126

      anyone that's not a skeleton has that. especially when theyre standing in that position!



    27. 127

      Bad angle. She's gorgeous. Perez, you should know Latinas never fear a little extra cushion. Her body is amazing. Healthy is better than waif.



    28. 128

      i dunno, she's so confident that it's kinda sexy. surely she knew backfat was happening? the fabric on the frock is some nasty shizz.



    29. 129

      Her face looks weird. Like she did something to it



    30. 130

      No one wants to see that naked. And what did she have done to her face??
      Some Nikki Cox lips goin on…

    31. allyk says – reply to this


      131

      that perez, is 1/10 of the rolls of fat you assaulted us with on july 4th when you went topless. bringing the nightmares back. even though she is a stick figure compared to you, i have to agree that look is really unflattering.



    32. 132

      lmfao @ the 'what's that' comment. sooo funny. i agree. it was top notch party dress. not golden globe dress. Beyonce had it right. even though B was a stiff as a board.



    33. 133

      I don't like the dress.



    34. 134

      omg..what the hell was on her mind? i hope she fires whoever said this was a good idea. her body looks great considering shes had twins, but that dress its Horrendous. it's like shes trying to look 16 again.



    35. 135

      ROTLMAO the woman's delusional! so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o cheeeeeezy….

      Maria Antoinez —" Let them eat dulces, Muffintop!"

      Oh, if Divine were alive today he could recreate this look so well with the "I'm-so- super-hot-nobody-can-stand-it" glower/pout.



    36. 136

      WOW, I think she's been eating at Madres to damn much.



    37. 137

      Leave J-Lo alone! She looks like gorgeous goddess .. especially after popping out twins! I'd be wanting to show off my gorgeousness to the world, too!! Bad angles happen.



    38. 138

      I hate her. All her and her husband do is flash how much money they have! They are so crude and gawdy!



    39. 139

      COME ON…..this Biatch…just had twins…she looks GREAT even in that Fugly dress….STOP hating…



    40. 140

      Can't believe after all the money she has between her and Marc Anthony who think she can afford a more proper dress. We don't need to see backfat and any other shows that you recently had a baby! Put some clothes on PLEASE!!!!!!!



    41. 141

      Major suckage. Stand up straight Mz. Lopez!



    42. 142

      luvhandels!

      it looks like she had her maid take down a curtain and randomly safety pin it to her body fat.



    43. 143

      OMG! doesn't she noticed?? :( I'm sure she will lose that fat soon and will be hot and sexy like always! ;)



    44. 144

      hahahahahahah! She looks so stupid!

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