J.Lo Misses

Jennifer Lopez tried a little too hard to look like her sexy old self on the Globes red carpet and fell a little short.
And by "a little", we mean A LOT!
Girl, you gotta choose a dress that hides the imperfections, not puts them out for everyone to see.
No one wants to see the rolls, mami!
Perfect's a myth, but when you're at an event like that, you gotta hide the flaws and fake it!
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she's not wearing her wedding ring!
Normally she looks pretty good but omg I'VE NEVER SEEN HER LOOK MORE TRANNY-ISH! LOOK AT HER FACE!
Umm…Perez, don't be a hater. She looked AMAZING! She killed it, as usual.
for a mommy of twins…she looks FABULOUS!
Jennifer Lopez seems to think that if she "looks" serious, the public will think she's a serious actress/performer/person. Somehow, no matter what she wears, she ends up looking like a hooker. Maybe she should retire and become a full-time mother. She might even enjoy it.
everyone does that when they twist their back in an awkward pose, jlo has 'rolls', kate bosworth needs to 'eat a sandwhich', either way you criticize them perez
I love this. All you here bashing JLo for a little back fat. Can all ya'll wear this better? If not, STFU! Can someone please tell me though, I'm a little confused as to Eva Medez' role in this events. I can't recall any "hit" movie that I've seen her in. As a matter of fact, I can't recall the last movie she had done. I think she's kinda like Kathy Griffin (but with looks).. just always around????
She's still VERY pretty, but like it or not, she's not a kid anymore and the body shows it.
Perez,we don't want to see YOUR rolls either so shut up!
Dress IS horrible though and I don't really like her.
I think her body looks great! she just had twins!!…but as for the dress…not doing it for me
i think she looks good in it
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well stated Perez
Aw pour jlo an't thin anymore.
Re: holasoyjenn –
LMAOOO … WELL SAID !!!!
SHES JUST LIKE MANISTON AND HER OUTFIT SREAMS: HELP IAM ALMOST 40 BUT YOU WOULD STILL DO ME RIGHT????? DESPERATE AND SAD!
SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP OL DHO!
BUT AT LEAST JLO´S FACE LOOKS LIKE FROM A WOMAN! AND NOT FROM A TRANNY BOY HA!
I HATE THE TERM 'AGE APPROPRIATE', BECAUSE SOME OF THE MID RANGE AGED LADIES CAN STILL ROCK YOUNGER FASHION.
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BUT J.LO'S BEEN TOO OLD FOR THAT DRESS FOR LIKE 10 YEARS NOW!!
talentless actresses like her and angie need to gracefully fade away. niether of their bodies are kickin' these days and they both suck at acting. Only great actresses like meryl streep can keep going on their talent alone.
Good grief!!!
That's gross!
J-Lo — Get a hint. You are not young anymore.
whoever let her go out like that should get fired! she looks like a shapeless huge gold sausage!
I see she is a patient of Lisa Rinna's lip doctor.
baby got back .. hahahahaha
The dress just looks like an oversized scarf.
JLo is living in a fantasy world. She expected everyone to shut up at the opening when she said "Shhhh, Mami's talking!" She needs to Shut the F*ck up! JLo, go home, be a "good" mother, and stop whoring yourself out… UR Done!!!!!
anyone that's not a skeleton has that. especially when theyre standing in that position!
Bad angle. She's gorgeous. Perez, you should know Latinas never fear a little extra cushion. Her body is amazing. Healthy is better than waif.
i dunno, she's so confident that it's kinda sexy. surely she knew backfat was happening? the fabric on the frock is some nasty shizz.
Her face looks weird. Like she did something to it
No one wants to see that naked. And what did she have done to her face??
Some Nikki Cox lips goin on…
that perez, is 1/10 of the rolls of fat you assaulted us with on july 4th when you went topless. bringing the nightmares back. even though she is a stick figure compared to you, i have to agree that look is really unflattering.
lmfao @ the 'what's that' comment. sooo funny. i agree. it was top notch party dress. not golden globe dress. Beyonce had it right. even though B was a stiff as a board.
I don't like the dress.
omg..what the hell was on her mind? i hope she fires whoever said this was a good idea. her body looks great considering shes had twins, but that dress its Horrendous. it's like shes trying to look 16 again.
ROTLMAO the woman's delusional! so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o cheeeeeezy….
Maria Antoinez —" Let them eat dulces, Muffintop!"
Oh, if Divine were alive today he could recreate this look so well with the "I'm-so- super-hot-nobody-can-stand-it" glower/pout.
WOW, I think she's been eating at Madres to damn much.
Leave J-Lo alone! She looks like gorgeous goddess .. especially after popping out twins! I'd be wanting to show off my gorgeousness to the world, too!! Bad angles happen.
I hate her. All her and her husband do is flash how much money they have! They are so crude and gawdy!
COME ON…..this Biatch…just had twins…she looks GREAT even in that Fugly dress….STOP hating…
Can't believe after all the money she has between her and Marc Anthony who think she can afford a more proper dress. We don't need to see backfat and any other shows that you recently had a baby! Put some clothes on PLEASE!!!!!!!
Major suckage. Stand up straight Mz. Lopez!
luvhandels!
it looks like she had her maid take down a curtain and randomly safety pin it to her body fat.
OMG! doesn't she noticed??
I'm sure she will lose that fat soon and will be hot and sexy like always!
hahahahahahah! She looks so stupid!