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Jennifer Lopez tried a little too hard to look like her sexy old self on the Globes red carpet and fell a little short.

And by "a little", we mean A LOT!

Girl, you gotta choose a dress that hides the imperfections, not puts them out for everyone to see.

No one wants to see the rolls, mami!

Perfect's a myth, but when you're at an event like that, you gotta hide the flaws and fake it!

[Image via AP.]

144 comments to “J.Lo Misses”

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  1. 101

    she's not wearing her wedding ring!



  2. 102

    Normally she looks pretty good but omg I'VE NEVER SEEN HER LOOK MORE TRANNY-ISH! LOOK AT HER FACE!



  3. 103

    Umm…Perez, don't be a hater. She looked AMAZING! She killed it, as usual.



  4. 104

    for a mommy of twins…she looks FABULOUS!



  5. 105

    Jennifer Lopez seems to think that if she "looks" serious, the public will think she's a serious actress/performer/person. Somehow, no matter what she wears, she ends up looking like a hooker. Maybe she should retire and become a full-time mother. She might even enjoy it.



  6. 106

    everyone does that when they twist their back in an awkward pose, jlo has 'rolls', kate bosworth needs to 'eat a sandwhich', either way you criticize them perez

  7. Ofra says – reply to this


    107

    I love this. All you here bashing JLo for a little back fat. Can all ya'll wear this better? If not, STFU! Can someone please tell me though, I'm a little confused as to Eva Medez' role in this events. I can't recall any "hit" movie that I've seen her in. As a matter of fact, I can't recall the last movie she had done. I think she's kinda like Kathy Griffin (but with looks).. just always around????



  8. 108

    She's still VERY pretty, but like it or not, she's not a kid anymore and the body shows it.



  9. 109

    Perez,we don't want to see YOUR rolls either so shut up!



  10. 110

    Dress IS horrible though and I don't really like her.

  11. t_ink says – reply to this


    111

    I think her body looks great! she just had twins!!…but as for the dress…not doing it for me



  12. 112

    i think she looks good in it



  13. 113

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  14. 114

    well stated Perez



  15. 115

    Aw pour jlo an't thin anymore.



  16. 116

    Re: holasoyjenn
    LMAOOO … WELL SAID !!!!



  17. 117

    SHES JUST LIKE MANISTON AND HER OUTFIT SREAMS: HELP IAM ALMOST 40 BUT YOU WOULD STILL DO ME RIGHT????? DESPERATE AND SAD!
    SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP OL DHO!
    BUT AT LEAST JLO´S FACE LOOKS LIKE FROM A WOMAN! AND NOT FROM A TRANNY BOY HA!



  18. 118

    I HATE THE TERM 'AGE APPROPRIATE', BECAUSE SOME OF THE MID RANGE AGED LADIES CAN STILL ROCK YOUNGER FASHION.
    .
    BUT J.LO'S BEEN TOO OLD FOR THAT DRESS FOR LIKE 10 YEARS NOW!!



  19. 119

    talentless actresses like her and angie need to gracefully fade away. niether of their bodies are kickin' these days and they both suck at acting. Only great actresses like meryl streep can keep going on their talent alone.



  20. 120

    Good grief!!!

    That's gross!

    J-Lo — Get a hint. You are not young anymore.

  21. poli says – reply to this


    121

    whoever let her go out like that should get fired! she looks like a shapeless huge gold sausage!



  22. 122

    I see she is a patient of Lisa Rinna's lip doctor.



  23. 123

    baby got back .. hahahahaha



  24. 124

    The dress just looks like an oversized scarf.



  25. 125

    JLo is living in a fantasy world. She expected everyone to shut up at the opening when she said "Shhhh, Mami's talking!" She needs to Shut the F*ck up! JLo, go home, be a "good" mother, and stop whoring yourself out… UR Done!!!!!



  26. 126

    anyone that's not a skeleton has that. especially when theyre standing in that position!



  27. 127

    Bad angle. She's gorgeous. Perez, you should know Latinas never fear a little extra cushion. Her body is amazing. Healthy is better than waif.



  28. 128

    i dunno, she's so confident that it's kinda sexy. surely she knew backfat was happening? the fabric on the frock is some nasty shizz.



  29. 129

    Her face looks weird. Like she did something to it



  30. 130

    No one wants to see that naked. And what did she have done to her face??
    Some Nikki Cox lips goin on…

  31. allyk says – reply to this


    131

    that perez, is 1/10 of the rolls of fat you assaulted us with on july 4th when you went topless. bringing the nightmares back. even though she is a stick figure compared to you, i have to agree that look is really unflattering.



  32. 132

    lmfao @ the 'what's that' comment. sooo funny. i agree. it was top notch party dress. not golden globe dress. Beyonce had it right. even though B was a stiff as a board.



  33. 133

    I don't like the dress.



  34. 134

    omg..what the hell was on her mind? i hope she fires whoever said this was a good idea. her body looks great considering shes had twins, but that dress its Horrendous. it's like shes trying to look 16 again.



  35. 135

    ROTLMAO the woman's delusional! so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o cheeeeeezy….

    Maria Antoinez —" Let them eat dulces, Muffintop!"

    Oh, if Divine were alive today he could recreate this look so well with the "I'm-so- super-hot-nobody-can-stand-it" glower/pout.



  36. 136

    WOW, I think she's been eating at Madres to damn much.



  37. 137

    Leave J-Lo alone! She looks like gorgeous goddess .. especially after popping out twins! I'd be wanting to show off my gorgeousness to the world, too!! Bad angles happen.



  38. 138

    I hate her. All her and her husband do is flash how much money they have! They are so crude and gawdy!



  39. 139

    COME ON…..this Biatch…just had twins…she looks GREAT even in that Fugly dress….STOP hating…



  40. 140

    Can't believe after all the money she has between her and Marc Anthony who think she can afford a more proper dress. We don't need to see backfat and any other shows that you recently had a baby! Put some clothes on PLEASE!!!!!!!



  41. 141

    Major suckage. Stand up straight Mz. Lopez!



  42. 142

    luvhandels!

    it looks like she had her maid take down a curtain and randomly safety pin it to her body fat.



  43. 143

    OMG! doesn't she noticed?? :( I'm sure she will lose that fat soon and will be hot and sexy like always! ;)



  44. 144

    hahahahahahah! She looks so stupid!

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