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Is The Douchebag Davis Family Broke As A Firecrotch Joke?

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Is the Davis family actually broke?

The woman responsible for unleashing double douchebags Brandon and Jason Davis upon the world, and daughter to supposed billionaire Marvin, might lose her house!

Nancy Davis reportedly owes up to $226,152.57 on her Bel Air home, and the company that loaned her the moolah is threatening to put the house on the auction block.

In a bid to keep the house, she's put it on the market with a $19,975,000 price tag. She has only until February 26th to transfer ownership!

Her rep said, "This is a paperwork glitch. The default will be cured and the house will not be sold through foreclosure."

Yeah right!

Are Greasy and Gummy going to have to start, you know, working?

Greasy could wring his face out for a bucket of oil to fry the French fries in, but Gummy might try to sneak too many of them!

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65 comments to “Is The Douchebag Davis Family Broke As A Firecrotch Joke?”



  1. 1

    He's so greasy.. like he rubbed french fries all over his face or something.



  2. 2

    Would be fucking hilarious to seem him in a BK uniform. "Havs it ur weh! I used my hair grease to grill your burga!!!"



  3. 3

    he wouldn't know how to work it if smacked him upside the head



  4. 4

    Haha don't feel bad for this greasy bastard…



  5. 5

    This fucker is like a turd that won't flush, kinda like Slutshitney!



  6. 6

    Oh, he is just all sorts of wrong. And very unfortunate. Blech…..



  7. 7

    hahaha wouldn't it be funny if this loser had to go out and get a job



  8. 8

    Re: LaDiva says be warned… – Don't worry, I don't.



  9. 9

    Ha! Karma is a bitch for that arrogant little grease ball.
    Hmm…no education, no work experience…I'll be sure to drive through the West Hollywood In N Out in a couple months, just for me to hear him say " Do you want fries with that?" Haha….we can only dream….. :)

    I bet that if he is broke, he will become a "party promoter". Mark my words…..



  10. 10

    Goody Gum Drops!! Those losers are really losers after all. Karma is a bitch and she has bitch slapped this loser family. AMEN!!!!



  11. 11

    KARMAS A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  12. 12

    Looks like a tranny from Rocky Horror.



  13. 13

    If he isn't faking, then he is on drugs for sure



  14. 14

    There ain't enough fists in this world too give POS what he deserves!



  15. 15

    OLD NEWS AS USUAL!!!!!!!!!!
    YOU ARE SOOO SLOW FAT ASS!



  16. 16

    Nothing is forever….



  17. 17

    Loser.



  18. 18

    greasy!



  19. 19

    that is if he is on drugs.



  20. 20

    Re: _Alice_ – Time for a little bouncy bouncy don't you think?



  21. 21

    Re: LaDiva says be warned… – SEND HIM SOME CHORIZO!



  22. 22

    WHO CARES? REALLY? ALL OF THESE WEALTHY PEOPLE KILLING THEMSELVES AND LOSING THEIR HOUSES SHOULD HAVE PLANNED BETTER. IF, AT ANY POINT, I HAD AS MUCH MONEY AS THIS FAMILY YOU CAN BELIEVE I WOULD NEVER LOSE MY HOUSE. WHAT A BUNCH OF IRRESPONSIBLE DUMB FUCKS……HAHA, NOW YOU HAVE TO GET A JOB……WHAT WILL ALL THESE TRUST BABIES DO?



  23. 23

    Re: _Alice_ – Lol *evil snicker*



  24. 24

    Perez only hates him because Brandon never called him back after Perez blew him all night.



  25. 25

    He grew up in Colorado. Some of my family knows him. He was always like that! Too bad about the house.



  26. 26

    Re: LaDiva says be warned… – HEY GIRL, DO YOU KNOW ANYONE IN JERSEY CITY?



  27. 27

    I hope the fucker is broke… has he ever done anything besides be a rich, spoiled, piece of shit?



  28. 28

    Maybe the fat one will actually have to lose weight because he won't be able to afford donuts, burgers, and pizza. The fat piece of shit…



  29. 29

    I thought Perez looked stupid :)



  30. 30

    icky icky poo.



  31. 31

    Re: _Alice_ – Guten tag Alice….Alles gute???



  32. 32

    Re: BIGGEST BOSS SENDS LOVE TO HER HATERS! – Hmm let me think. No i don't believe so. I'm from Elizabeth. But I reside in Newark. What part of Jersey are u from…



  33. 33

    NEXT FUCKTARD



  34. 34


  35. 35

    ITS MOOLAH!!!
    A MULLAH IS A MUSLIM CLERIC….
    LEARN THE FUCKING LANGUAGE!



  36. 36

    i don't even know who this person is
    but you should get down off your fucking high horse perez, you hypocritical little fuck how about you get a job, yeah?
    being a biast blogger who needs to move off the internet trend isn't a job kthanks.



  37. 37

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Wie geht's? Ya, alles gut. Danke!



  38. 38

    Goooood



  39. 39

    Re: _Alice_ – Sier gute……ich muss vas essen….ein wurst mit ziebel



  40. 40

    goodluck kid



  41. 41

    next



  42. 42

    knob face



  43. 43

    Hahahahaha wut a douche~



  44. 44

    btw

    www.ihatekaty.com/?id=42603#6dzz5z54fsdq7ez78z8d



  45. 45

    btw

    ihatekaty.com/?id=42603#6dzz5z54fsdq7ez78z8d



  46. 46

    wtf



  47. 47

    Two broke a-holes.
    What a great day.



  48. 48

    ass



  49. 49

    These people suck such balls I'm surprised you're not sucking ass for them.



  50. 50

    so thats why he broke into paris' house?



  51. 51

    Too bad for him that doing drugs is not a job. When you cannot pay a bill that is 1% of the value of your house, you have to change your lifestyle. I bet he even has a butler who wipes his starfish clean! :-)



  52. 52

    Karma is a bitch. Not only is Firecrotch broke, but now this loser's family is too! It couldn't have happened to more deserving people. Hahaha! Go fuck yourself Brandon Davis!



  53. 53

    ahhh karma… you never fail



  54. 54

    Karma is a mother fucker!



  55. 55

    I'm sure he will kill himself before having to get a job.



  56. 56

    I can't even think of a reality show that they'll qualify for…They won't draw any ahem women like Rock of Love and the Bachelor because they're broke. They aren't good looking enough for any sort of modeling. I wouldn't mind seeing Trump wach the floor with them on apprentice, but that money goes for charity right? Maybe the cal do an epi of Clean House where Neicy and her folks help them have a yard sale and decorate their Mom's new 2/3 condo for all of them to live in.



  57. 57

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUYS FACE? Is he a ZOMBIE?



  58. 58

    That's what he gets for making jokes off of lindsay… this is even funnier, though!!!

  59. Schot says – reply to this


    59

    This guy is trash himself. I bet he is the guy that never gets the extra bedroom to stay the night.



  60. 60

    He looks like he just swallowed Perezitos cum wad. hahahahaha



  61. 61

    DEAD BY SUNSET!



  62. 62

    He looks like a stoned Elvis. LOoks like someone dumped a bucket of lard and sweat all over his head. Seriously, has this guy EVER heard of soap, shampoo and water???? I haven't heard anything more about how he backed into Pink's car in front of the Viper Room in Hollywood on XMas Eve. I'm sure Pink got one whiff of his BO and backed off and said screw it!!!

  63. AMO says – reply to this


    63

    He looks way over worked already.



  64. 64

    Karma is a Bitch!



  65. 65

    How ashamed are their parents? Brandon Davis looks like an uglier, more drugged out version of Elvis in his last days. What did Mischa Barton ever see in that guy?