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When Hasbeens Neverwas Attack

Filed under: Z List

A Los Angeles institution, Angelyne, who is like 100 years old, went batshit crazy when the paparazzi tried to videotape her looking like a hot mess at 7-11.

So, what'd the senior citizen do???

She assaulted the paparazzo by throwing a big cup of soda on him!

Click here to watch it all go down.

95 comments to “When Hasbeens Neverwas Attack”



  1. 1

    Who???



  2. 2

    Oh shit , me 1st me 1st…



  3. 3

    HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW!!!!!!! What is hollywood's obsession with pink?



  4. 4

    WTF IS THAT!



  5. 5

    Fuck I hate the Paparazzi



  6. 6

    Lady Ga Ga in a few years….



  7. 7

    i freakin' LOVE that her getaway car is the Barbie Vette! i like wanted one of those when i was 10. bitch betta work!



  8. 8

    Re: LaDiva says be warned… – Hahaha…your fruitbasket is on the way!



  9. 9

    I never saw her before!!!



  10. 10

    Re: Shakermaker
    Why? Because they don't tape you?



  11. 11

    is it okay if I have no idea who this is?
    Okay, I googled her and still ???



  12. 12

    ahhh



  13. 13

    Who is that?!?



  14. 14

    Re: _Alice_ – Lol don't forget the cherry on top.. That is important…



  15. 15

    i was gonna say shes not bad looking for 50 yrs old, till i saw a recent pink-pastel-makeup-explosion pic of her…dayum!



  16. 16

    PERE YOU SUCK YOU ASS CRACK BUTT MUNCHER!

  17. T & B says – reply to this


    17

    i see her car like all the time lol .. :|



  18. 18

    Mario, don't make fun of your mom.



  19. 19

    FOR A MINUTE THERE I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR MOM PEREZ!
    BUT THEN I SAW THE CAR AND FINALLY REALIZED IT WAS PARIS….



  20. 20

    LOL - WTF….who the hell is that??



  21. 21

    WHO IS SHE? SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE!!



  22. 22

    cute car!!!!



  23. 23

    Wait… so if I understand correctly from what I read… this bitch was famous because she had some old sugar daddy buy her advertisements on billboards where she was in slutty poses, and she basically thinks she's Barbie?
    .
    That's it?



  24. 24

    who is this ridiculous mess?



  25. 25

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – A Few years? Id hit Angelyne before that thong whore.



  26. 26

    Re: LaDiva says be warned… – LOL..cherry too. And whip cream. Great now I'm hungry;)



  27. 27

    Re: SweetPat

    Yeah his mom would of got away in a ROSS shopping cart instead!



  28. 28

    Who is it?



  29. 29


  30. 30

    She doesn't want the attention, so she dresses like she does, and drives a pink car.



  31. 31

    Re: harrybalsac – Haaaa …. i thought it was Madona



  32. 32

    Re: _Alice_ – kiersh…..



  33. 33


  34. 34

    lady if you don't want all the attention, wear jeans and a plaid shirt, maybe drive a beater. no one will notice you. *gasp*



  35. 35

    Re: _Alice_ – I didnt get my fruitbasket what a jipp



  36. 36

    SEE, there is her pink car! SHE IS AN ORIGINAL!!!!
    A FRAGILE CREATURE WHO WAS SELF PROMOTING BEFORE ANY OF THESE NEW BITCHES!
    GO ANGYLENE!!!
    OXOXOX



  37. 37

    Re: Deredeo – TRY 70!!!



  38. 38

    Re: talktoaceleb_dotcom_fan – She's an icon. A landmark so to say!



  39. 39

    who?



  40. 40

    lol funny video of some old ass wimmin in britney spear's costume circa-debut.

    wtf indeed www.ihatekaty.com/?id=42603#6dzz5z54fsdq7ez78z8d



  41. 41

    Re: _Alice_ – Hmm do u have any idea what i can do with whip cream…..
    i can put it on my icecream. bet u was thinking something nasty… get your mind out the gutter… lol



  42. 42

    Re: Shakembria Alessay Jackson – True, but it was always fun to spot her driving around. She is HOLLYWOOD! Way before her time!
    A CRAZY BITCH WHO IMMORTALIZED HERSELF! And she would always claim NEVER to have had plastic surgery!
    What a hoot!
    Love her!



  43. 43

    Does anyone remember GET SHORTY? Her billboard was featured in that movie.
    Maybe it is just a SO CAL thing.
    But hey, she was big in Germany!!



  44. 44

    Re: jimmyjazz – Oh Jimmy if you only new!



  45. 45

    Re: LizardKinG – I'll send you one too. No worries;)



  46. 46

    has been? what was she? she was only in her own mind…



  47. 47

    Re: LaDiva says be warned… – Hahaha….no way. My mind in the gutter is a fun place to be!



  48. 48

    lol wow she missed..but i wish she would have dumped it on his head and I looove her car



  49. 49

    Maybe she just wasn't in the mood to be bothered and he wouldn't back off, so he got a little soda shower, no big deal.



  50. 50

    Oh, I love Angelyne sightings! She usually drives that hot pink car down Sunset, and waves at you if you recognize her.

    She and Dennis Woodruf are local institutions… Even that movie "Volcano" used her iconic poster, and his very noticable self promoting car in the film, as a nod to the locals.



  51. 51

    Poor Angy! Getting old sucks! She still looks great!



  52. 52

    Assaulted my ass. The camera guy is just another Hollywood chode trying to make a buck.



  53. 53

    She goes into the El Torito in Northridge at least once a month. Everyone who works there knows her because she just comes in to use the bathroom and walks around the restaurant aimlessly to get attention. Somehow she looks worse in person…



  54. 54

    Re: JuiCYb23 – Is that you in the pic, if so… nice body.



  55. 55

    Re: jamesrsfo – SAY HEY!!!!



  56. 56

    who is Angelyne



  57. 57

    she is a psycho. Angelyne has vericose veins in her boobs— yuck!!!



  58. 58

    I have no idea who this is but, leave her alone. Papparazzi should be burned at the stake. Stay out of these people's faces….



  59. 59

    Re: Sweetpiece! – umm imdb has her birth in 1958, so thats only 50 ish (no month given)…stop using that new math!! lol j/k



  60. 60

    Re: Deredeo – Don't trust it! It is not true. She is notorious for lying about her age. Trust me…70 is more like it. She's been doing this since the 70's!



  61. 61

    Re: Deredeo – AND I DON'T LIKE YOUR SASSY ATTITUDE!



  62. 62

    how long would it really take to make yourself presentable enough to go outside? That many years of make-up and she couldnt do a fast patch up before going to sevvy? If she thought she looked good she would be hammin' that cammin'! I watched miss guy do a whole face paint in 10 minutes good enough to qualify for any stardom get-up…tsk tsk



  63. 63

    Re: Billvie Bicks – MOST WOMEN WITH FAKE BOOBS DO DILDO BRAIN!



  64. 64

    Good for her, she shoul dhave pepper sprayed him. F…g STALKARAZZIs!!



  65. 65

    She is only 45 according to wikipedia…



  66. 66

    I wish she threw a brick at the guy and hit him in the head. ashole razo.



  67. 67

    Re: xoJaclynxo – AH HA HA HA!!! Last I saw her around '95 she was not a day younger than 50! You do the math.



  68. 68

    her car is hot!
    and who is she??



  69. 69

    This woman placed herself on a billboard years ago, drives around in a pink car and dressing like a clown prostitute and thinks she can "blend in"? Well maybe in LA.

    I ssaw something earlier in a comparison between her and Paris. If Paris Hilton does not pull herself into a different direction people, this is Paris Hilton in about 30 years.



  70. 70

    Re: Ellelque – Hi! Perez made a big deal about Paris's pink car. I noted she is not original. Angelyne has been doing it for DECADES!!!
    I agree with you btw!



  71. 71

    who the hell is she??



  72. 72

    Who????



  73. 73

    Ha Ha honestly the only reason I log onto this site is to read what LettyB, and HarryBS post. Where have you been LettyB? Missed your comments. Where is bigblackdick?



  74. 74

    Re: LettyB – Letty you are BACK!!!! Let the fun begin.



  75. 75

    Re: WTF1964 – You're late. All gone home. You can still get some gravy though. Harry's around.



  76. 76

    Perez, who is this? LOL, this title is too funny! :)



  77. 77

    WHO THE FUCK IS SHE???????????????????????????????????????????

  78. OSSIM says – reply to this


    78

    I saw her once…
    She was weird looking…
    Kind of like an old version of Amanda Lepore.
    Very cartoonish.



  79. 79

    I don't understand why, if people don't want to be seen, they go OUT! Or why they drive a bright pink car if they don't want to be noticed! Dumb people.



  80. 80

    I'd bet she is fascinating to chat with . She lives on her image $ . Smart lady



  81. 81

    lol I remember when her 'billboard' used to be up over hollywood blvd. right down the street from my school when I was in middle school! Too funny



  82. 82

    This will be Paris Hilton in a few years.



  83. 83

    Who is that?



  84. 84

    who the fuck are YOU to talk????? you're the KING "Neverwas" there EVER was!! LOSER!



  85. 85

    I see her driving around Ventura all the time, and once she was in the coffee bean, and complimented my hello kitty key chain ;)



  86. 86

    Mark Shellhart, a long time bartender of the RAGE of WEHO and I knew her and her husband personally. She drove Mark in her Pink Corvette one night when she say him in his white Corvette in the mid-90's. They were so cool!!! The photographer needs to go back to HIS ARAB TERRITORY!!!!
    What a disgrace for all the media mongers!!! SHAME ON HOLLYWOOD! THAT IS A HATE CRIME!!!!!
    Angeline, I hope you scalded his FUCKING EYES out of his sockets like in Alfred Hitchcock's scene in PSYCHO!
    PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK, PECK, that FUCKIN PECKER!!!



  87. 87

    Don't know who Angelyne is, but this person looks like a real she-clown working for a real circus!!, and displays real unclowny behaviour. Professional clowns would be offended by her dressing up as one of them.

  88. AMO says – reply to this


    88

    So she went from buying billboards of herself to not wanting to be captured by the paparazzi? That makes sense…



  89. 89

    hahahahaha did she say that he sexually assaulted her with a camera??? lmao oh the joys of dementia :P



  90. 90

    I attended college in Los Angeles back in the early 1980s. I used to see her driving around Hollywood all the time.



  91. 91

    her clothes are just ridiculous but I love her car!!



  92. 92

    i seen that car around good ol' hollywoof



  93. 93

    ugh, she is so gross.
    she come sinto my coffee bean all the time and orders the most ridiculous drink.



  94. 94

    I have no idea who that is.



  95. 95

    she still swears she's Barbie? apparently not! Barbie is never camera-shy! HAHAHA