Yes, It's A Michael Jordan Steak
Filed under: Zportz > Business Blitz
You can buy (leather) shoes with his name on it, so a steak with his name on it is just the next logical step, right???
"His Airness", Michael Jordan, has just released a new line of…steaks!
For about $450.00 you can buy the "Full Court Press" for you and your pals' grilling pleasure. In addition to the meat, you can also purchase "steak accessories," such as sauces and knives. On his new steak website, you can also look up recipes, articles, and guides.
Got a red meat man in your life? NBA fan? Get him a Michael Jordan steak!
Up next: Charles Barkley beer!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: January 13, 2009 at 4:15 pm
How about some Magic Johnson HIV???
Oh and fucking FIRST!!!!!
Can we get a second??
Awwww fuck…third???
what the fuck is wrong with people? this shit isn't going to be good. ARRGH!
Sorry I mean fifth…
Re: guilty of being white – sorry to fuck up your roll……..
they will market anything to make $$$
Re: Milky Milky – Thank God you stopped me.
Why are his exes yellow?
Why are his eyes yellow?
the best steaks in the world are from lobels……….trust a cow.
Oh Wow!!! …did he kill the cow too?
Re: guilty of being white – lol
it's wierd to be on a post by yourself isnt it
Re: Milky Milky – where is that? lobels?
so, does anyone have the shark vx3? the infomercial i was privvy to this morning made it look marvelous!
wtf?
Re: mama of 2 – google. they ship. good stuff. i mean, really REALLY good stuff.
You can't beat Mike's meat!
Is he running out of money? Steaks? Really?
Re: Milky Milky – That thing sucks!
HUH?
why does this site suck me in day after day and it sucks????
odd. but i have repect for him, ymean hello? space jam. that film is class
Who doesn't want to EAT MICHAEL'S MEAT?!
LMAOOOO
So…he wants us to eat his meat???
OK I AM OUT PPLS! UNTIL TOMMORROW!
YOU CAN GET CRABS WITH PARIS' NAME ON THEM
MEAT IS MURDER!!!!
Re: Milky Milky – sounds good to me mooooo!
WASHINGTON—In preparation for the traditional task of welcoming his successor to the Oval Office, outgoing president George W. Bush canceled all his appointments and press conferences Monday so he could spend the day outfitting his desk with a series of traps, gags, and hair-trigger switches. "Oh, man, is he gonna get it," the president said after rearranging the letters on his computer keyboard and supergluing the direct-line-to-the-Pentagon telephone to its base. "If the 44th president is anything like me, he'll grab this can of peanuts to snack on when he's talking to the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and when he does—bam! Right in his face!"
Re: LettyB – i was out and now igot sucked in again!
run for your life letty!
see you tomorrow!!
WHERE'S THE BEEF?
Re: the last star – lol
So if I am gonna eat his meat he should at least send me flowers first.
Re: LettyB – laterRe: the last star – Bahaha! Why am I itching?
my new avie is gonna start some rumors for sure.
Re: mama of 2 – DON'T WORRY I FEEL THE SAME WAY!!!!
Re: ItalianBella08 – Be safe remember to make him wear a sausage casing.
Re: mama of 2 – WTF!!!!
Re: Victoria NYC – Not if you just suck on it.
Re: mama of 2 – You look gay.
Re: Victoria NYC – BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER…
Re: mama of 2 – you come for us darling….i think we all do at this point!
there are actually Michael Jordan steak houses in NY…so its not like he just came out of nowhere with the steak thing…FYI
Re: Victoria NYC – god, i LOVE a huge slab of meat…….YUM-O!!
next
Re: mama of 2 – NO.
Re: cocolarue – anyone who would actually pay money to eat at those 'steakhouses' needs a lesson in good eatin'!
Re: LettyB – Later Letty!!!!
Re: LettyB – BYE! XO
next marioooo
Re: harrybalsac – Re: Sweetpiece! – Re: Sweetpiece! – Re: Milky Milky –
IT'S AJOKE!!!
I AM NOT HIM!
BUT I BET ALOT OF PEOPLE WILL THINK SO NOW!
That is 37, no.
Re: guilty of being white – Wow! How did you do that? Tee hee!
Re: LettyB – SORRY LETTY!
I'LL CHANGE IT BACK!
XO
Re: mama of 2 – welcome back mama
Re: the last star – TRUE!
Re: LettyB – BYE!!!
it's gone.
sorry to scare everyone.
just a joke.
Re: mama of 2 – Yikes, you scared me…or scarred me!!
Re: mama of 2 – How the fuck did you get 3 avatars in one post? It takes mine 24 hours to pop up.
b ball
Re: mama of 2 –
It sucks you in day after day coz it smells deefukinlicious, like pink chocolate lost in the realm of Wonderland. I need some.heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeRe: Milky Milky – Re: harrybalsac – Re: Big Black Dick – Re: LettyB – Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons –
GOOD FUKIN EVENING BITCHES..STILL HERE..I'VE BEEN OUT DRIVING IN THE RAIN TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE'S FUKIN EYEBALLS TO PLAY WITH.HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE
KISSES/HUGS.
MICHAEL JORDEN IS A GOD..REFUKINSPECT HIM..
Re: Milky Milky – 50 YOU TELL "EM MILKY!!
i luv Michael Jordan so much i almost named my daughter Micaela Jordan but instead i just used the Micaela in the middle
Re: mama of 2 –
HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Re: guilty of being white – they are old avies.
they come up fast.
I'd eat a Perez hilton Chorizo! (sausage to you gringos.)
Re: guilty of being white – You change browsers. Happened to me once.
That's how you do it.
Browsers.
That is how IT does it.
oxox see
Peek a Boo!
Wow! Perez! You are a douche!!!!
Did anyone catch my old avie?
It was up for a second and now my posts disappeared!
WTF???
Oh good!
Thanks Perez!
Sounds yummy!
Re: stars101 – gay asshole slut.madonna is hotter than u
Why is this such a stretch? He already has a steak house in Grand Central in NYC….been there for awhile.
.i. he is old
Well,
If you've never been to his steak restaurant in NYC, you've been missing out big time. It's really good…really beautiful in Grand Central Station. Ou table overlooked everything…gorgeous. The service was perfect and the food was amazing!
mmm tasty treat
Welcome to michaeljordansteaks.com
We are hosting a private party for Perez Hilton at this time. We will be open to the public in 30 minutes. Thank you for your patience.
Sincerely,
Benjamin Davis
Re: Milky Milky – I'm not saying the Michael Jordan steak house is the creme de la creme in NYC, I'm just saying its been there, people do go there…its not like MJ just started chopping up cows this am like perez is making it sound way out of left field. lol
Yikes, how about some Michael Jordan weed? He looks totally wasted!
I've been there. It's really not that great or that cool. I'll tell Wolfgangs any day. Even better than Peter Lugers.
PETA will have a field day with Micheal!
The Michael Jordan Steakhouse has been at Grand Central Station for years now… no surprise here.
HOW TACKY !!
MK ADVERTISEMENT DEAL? HOW'S YOUR PRIVATE PARTY THAT'S BEING HOSTED BY THIS COMPANY RIGHT NOW GOING?
"Post about our product and we'll give you a free private party"
you are one lucky bitch
Why are his eyes never white? They are like yellow or blood shot.
Michael Jordan is a FAG! REAL MEN don't wear diamond encrusted hoop earrings.
The most overrated steaks of all time.
Nice Post in return for a private party. I can't decide who is more desperate. MJ or you Perez.
I just dont think so…and im from the state who bleeds beef.