Brooke Lets It All Hang Out, Burns Our Retinas
Filed under: Brooke Hogan
No, that isn't 50-year-old Linda Hogan!
That's her 20-year-old trailer-park-trash-in-training daughter, Brooke, an accomplished musician, one of the best of her generation.
And she's letting it all hang out.
Where is her overprotective father Hulk when you need him?!
Her gigantic FAKE tittays look like they are about to jump out and swallow the heads of Brooke's friends. That's probably how they got so big!
They EAT PEOPLE!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: January 14, 2009 at 5:00 pm




Oh fuck i thought it was hte mom, uhhhh bitch looks old. GROSS!!!
Ok… she looks old…but boy I wish i had that titties lol !!!
yuckkk
not a good look
ahahahahah. ugly dress too.
Those a huge chi chis……
She gives white trash a bad name.
She looks like an over worked ex-stripper…she should work on her face next.
She bends over and pets my Maltese, she would blind her. Those tits are armed.
"one of the best of her generation" HAHA! That was funny Perez XD
I seriously thought that was her mom!!! Ugh, i'd hate to bump into her when i'm shopping, it would put me right off of my food for the day!
Geezus, why would you buy her a boob job? She's looked like that for years how could her parents seriously think its cool to buy her boobs.
Curiousity is killing me Perez…why do you hate this girl so much? I mean she's so insignificant, that even hating on her is attention that she doesn't deserve. Calmate mi amor….
I remember she used to be totaly flat, AND know shes got a 50 year old rack
If she was on a treadmill (which she should be) she would knock herself out.
hmm they are real-ish looking. shes just built like her mom i guess. she looks…old. but maybe its a bad picture. either way her music is terrible yet catchy
Her boobs arent fake…if they were fake they wouldn't be hanging soo low to the ground. Fake boobies are perky…lol
I already saw this on
ONTD.
And you are really slow now perez…
very disappointed.
I just threw up a little in my mouth…*shudder* TOOOOOOOO MUCH BOOB
Harrybalsac look at those hooters (.)(.)
Nice tits.
eww they look so floppy and old.
The flat chick to her right looks wayy better.
i TOTALLY thought that was MOMMA HOGAN.
ew brooke.
ewww ew ewwwwwwww.
trashy…almost as trashy as her mom dating a 19 year old
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – That's double exposure.I mean over exposure!!!!
TRAILER TRASH IN TRAINING ! !
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE PEREZ : )
i totally thought that was her mom!
she looks too much like her dad. shes so manly. gross!
How this girl is going to look when she is 40 then… 100 years old !
Her tits are not fake dumbass, if they were they wouldn't hang like that. Stop hating on her Perez, it is so annoying. What is your damn problem?
WOW I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS HER MOTHER!!!
THOSE TITTIES ARE LOOKING HUGE
(.)(.)
wow. poor thing looks exactly like her mother. eww.
Lets be real cause those are. She is a clone of her Mom.
um, i don't think those are fake.
ewwwww sick! put those away!
Re: kellllllllli. – her moms are fake too dear
OMG ~ I TOTALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOM!!!
Re: Milky Milky – they're fake! mine are fake and they look just like that. but better
her fake boobs are dragging because she isn't wearing a bra.
I remember on her show she would stuff her bra it was obvious she wanted a bigger chest.
I'd hit it and quit it. And every person in here ragging on the girl better be hot as hell.
I much prefer Kate Hudson's ironing board flat chest ! How disgusting those two udders, they are OK for cows only. Are women losing their mind in Hollywood with that obsession of huge fake breasts, what will they look like at 50 ?
Re: the last star – so true…
Dam she lQQks old, with her saggy titties. My tits lQQk better than her and I am twice her age. Better yet I lQQk better than her all over.
Re: deedeedu – hey youre sticking up for a lut who HAS had her boobs done. her dad paid for them as a birthday present it was on tv…. erm know before you say "perez is hating" on someone
Re: deedeedu – Dude, you know he is like this with a lot of people, so why comment (or even come to this site)?? This is who Perez is, either accept it or MOVE ON…
Those are def real Perez! I don't like her but at least she doesn't have implants like everyone else.
I think she made a deal for "Brooke knows best" so she could show the world what a complete idiot she is
They do not look FAKE to me.
I don't think those are fake honestly.
I have that dress!!! It looks great on people that are around 105lbs.. not this bitch……
I need to go wash my eyes out with soap now - thanks.
Those boobs don't look fake to me!!
Re: Cleopatra – well, u have to replace them every 20 years so at 50 they've usually been reduced
Oh WHATEVER! She looks good…
geez, i really thought people could tell real boobs from fake, but i guess not. they make them look a lot more realistic these days
trust me, mine are fake, i know a lot of people with fake ones. hers are definitely fake. theres nothing wrong with having implants, and she does
Dicks be getting squished by those.
Perez THIS is funny!
Could you write all of yours posts like this one, please? PLEASE!
lol
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why dose she look so skanky???
EWW WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US?!?!
For a boob job, that's a really good one. it has natural "hang". you can go back and see when she had just gotten them, they looked bolted on. but they've settled in really well.
Good plastic surgeon.
omg she has like 2 hits… not an acomplished musician if she had 2 hits!
she looks just like her gross mom.
Those boobs are looking mighty fine now.
Those huge fake tits make her look fat. Bad move.
Perez is behind on celebs news unless those pathetic celebs looking for attention (see: Madonna, Kayne West, Katy Perry) provides it to him. Add in you can pretty much find all real information (ie: Yahoo! & MSN news) at least a few hours before Perez posts them, this site is really only visited to read comments from you guys and not Perez.
BTW, virgins don't get fake tits…
she looks good she looks about 35
Sorry Perez, but one can't be to rich or have too big tits for us to admire. Let them all hang out. Free at last. See Truth According to T o m
those are real
haha gross, i thought it was the mom at first. that whole family is trash which sucks cuz growing up i really liked the hulk, his family really tarnished his name tho
wtf perez? u used to slag her off, and now ur licking her ass! u seem to have totally changed recently, ur more wannabe celeb than blogger
Its snowing and cold in Chicago but Im so fuckin' glad Im nowhere near this girl. She looks old and boring. Her friends look like losers too!!
EWWW!
wow, i totally though that was her mom…SAD!!! she's so young and already has a record of plastic surgery procedures. really stupid.
Ewwwwyyyy
She's a BIG girl even without the implants. Amazon comes to mind.
HAHA i thought that was Linda! Poor Brooke! She's got a manish future ahead of her.
Coming very, very, very soon, you know the accident where those ballons will fall out and crush a bus of senior citizens going to a BINGO game.
Not that it changes anything to the story but this image was from Tuesday, not today (Wednesday).
Seriously, she looks like a day shift hooker. Those 2 with her out class her
1000 times.
Those things make her look sooo old and matronly. Yuck.
American Apparel, hmm?
Holy shit Batman !Check out those funbags!
they actually look real, real in the way an overweight 50yo woman would look. guess that is the new natural look for some.
WOW those are beautiful. I'm glad she got em' bigger, they were a tad too small before. They look fantastic. I would love to drop a load on em. Good for her.
wow.
i just noticed how stunningly (and unfortunately) alike brooke and her mom are.
sad, sad.
eeeeeew.
She could already stand to lose 20 pounds, and her boobs make her look even fatter. Dumb move getting them that big.
Why would anyone who doesn't make a living off of showing their boobs to horny men want boobs that big? She's a walking boobie board.
She does look like her momma….but I don't think those are fake….they're hanging to low….
That's just obnoxious!
SHE'S JUST 20????????? she looks like 50 at least!!!! mmm, i guess she gets fuglier every day…
If that is indeed your line "they eat people" that was some funny ass stuff…I am suspecting a theft though
but if you actually wrote it, ha ha ha
if they are not real then you have to ask why would she want them that big???
ahh leave brooke alone lol– at least the friend on the left looks nice!
she trys to hard to be NO ONE!!!!!!
LOL her boobs eat people, that's hilarious…why is she still around?
BROOKE IS SO FUG LOOKING.. A GIANT MANNISH RETARD !
omg she is on lincoln road on south beach there! i worked in the victoria's secret this past summer on lincoln road and she came in and she was actually really really nice and is really pretty, but HUGE (TALL), in real life.
:)
Correction Perez….Fake tittays are not saggy like Brooke's…I know your gay and all, but you cant be that clueless…the grossness is all natural…
oh wow. I seriously thought that was linda at first. looks like it might be time to give those fake boobies a lift!
and I have to give credit when credit is due… "an accomplished musician" - LOL good stuff.
Oh, they're real. Fake ones don't sag like that!