Did You Watch Idol Last Night????
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Why Is She Hanging Out With That Douche?
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
Simon needs Randy's fist in da ASS!
the new judge is a retard and that bikini skank really made her look a fool!
Love the new judge! But they spent too much time on these individual stories of freaks…lets hear more people sing.
Shit Mario , go to TMZ and steal some shit!
It was a complete and utter bore!! I like to watch the bad auditions and they don't show them. This show sucks!
after being such an avid fan and never missing an episode, i acually didnt watch the premier because i just didnt care enough anymore. so over it.
Surprised!
Sweetpiece, hope you read this GOOD MORNING!!!
Frigging hilarious! The best part was when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five the blind guy and then realized he was blind!
Re: Milky Milky – Passed out early, I'll check it out on the DVR later, too many effing commercials live anyway.
i am rooting for the blind guy
NO!
Re: MINXLIVES – HEY MINX!
that show is so over
ovah
It is really good to see some new energy with the new judge. The old. predictable dynamic of Simon, Randy and Paula was getting kinda boring. I am middle aged, but i still enjoy Idol and hoping this season will be better than the last.
No! Fuck no!
I DID NOT LIKE THE BIKINI GIRL! SLUTFACE
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – MY KIDS WERE WATCHING!
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – WELL NO THAT WAS A LIE BUT STILL SHE WAS A LITTLE SLUT
More typical racism. The Black contestants (and judge) are made to look foolish and rediculous, while the Whites are always excellent singers. American Idol is notoriously racist.
Re: harrybalsac – #4..LOL! RIGHT?
Not feeling the new judge. She was so self righteous and was horrible to the bikini girl, Tiffany. She was really good, but she took it too much to heart when she dressed like that. She's really annoying and I would like to know why they couldn't get someone who's actually famous on. :/
Of course I didn't watch it. It's beyond banal, boring, and bullshit.
The show is so over, boring- same old, same old. I can't believe that I even watched 5 minutes of it! Slow Facebook night…
Re: Mrs. Jordan Knight – he isnt completely blind, but almost. and ryan knew that.
KARA IS FUCKING HYSTERICAL AND I LOVE EVERYTHING SHE HAS TO SAY. PAULA, SIMON AND RANDY ARE TOO PREDICTABLE AND TOO "PERSONALITY." SHE'S MORE THE VOICE OF "REALITY."
I gave it its due and decided to watch porn movies instead…..
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WHAT'S THAT SPELL, WHAT'S THAT FUKIN SPELL???HEHHEHE
FUCK NO, I DIDN'T WATCH THAT FUKING SHOW WITH PAUL, AND
RANDYDOG. SICK OF THOSE FUKERS.
I was in my chocolate factory where it smelled great coz Assume hadn't arrived yet..funny how I always seem to fukin miss his asshole.heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee red assholeheheeeeee
Re: Big Black Dick –
Who do you want in yours? heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – Ok.. only the BLACK contestants were made fun of. I DONT THINK SO. Go find a cause somewhere….
the blind (not completely blind) guy is amazing, i love him.
The highlight of the night, for me, was when Seacrest held up his hand for a high five from the blind guy.
Regarding the bikini girl……
First, she DID have a nice voice. Its unfortunate that she felt it necessary to exploit herself and dress like an idiot… She could have totally gotten through based on her talent alone. I feel sorry for girls like her who think they need to come off as a WHORE to get ahead….
Second, not sure I like the new judge's attitude… I mean, lady.. the contestants aren't there to compete with YOU… but I will say it was nice to have a judge who can actually SING… I always thought Paula was a weird choice.. that woman never could sing.. her ex-pop star status was result of fancy computer generated voices. Has Paula ever sang on American Idol?? Doubt it
TOO MUCH FILLER? Lets move through the talent and get more involved with personal lives when we are down to the final 10..
SEACREST .. Made the bling man AWARE of his hand before going for the High Five. Why don't they leave these High Fives for the colored folks and act white for a change?
hate bikini girl
It was good. That new judge got REALLY jealous of the bikini girl. That was probably the best part of the show. Oh, and when Seacreast tried to high-five a blind guy.
Thank God, Randy was pretty much a non-entity. He was really really really getting irritating for the past year or two.
No Thanks!
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – IDIOT!
Ok first of all I think it's a tired show… I mean what edition is it this year ? 135th ?
Second of all, I hated hated hated the new judge… and not the kind of hatred we ALL used to have toward Simon. (because admit it, we do like him overall) But this girl… JESUS ! how she treated the girl in the bikini… i mean who is she to stand up and sing to show the contestant how bad he or she is… come on.. and am I the only one who heard the BITCH she said to her ??
Third of all, I absolutely loved the blind guy, I think he's going to go far in the competition, especially if he has access to a piano along the competition…
Re: Free Speech 4Ever – I totally agree with you regarding the new judge !
Kara is great. Not digging Paula's eyeglass collection.
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – Oh for Gods sake STFU please…Why is it always about race GEEZUZ its not the slavery days..shit the next president is BLACK WTF more do you want?!
Re: Free Speech 4Ever – The Black Contestants are always humiliated. While the Whites are always lauded, even when they aren't good. And in the actual contest, the Black contestants never have a chance. Racism in the highest order.
Bikini girl, give us a call
The very end of the show was the funniest, when Ryan Seacrest talked to the blind guy and tried to give him a high-five. Come on Ryan, are that dumb and thoughless to realize the guy can not see.
Re: MINXLIVES – HEY MINX!!! Can't wait until the 20th!!! ox
Re: Katzpurr – Whis is it always about race? Because you piece of shit White Devils and your evil allies the Jews hate the Black Man and do all you can to destroy us. But, come January 20th, the tables will turn. The Revolution will begin!
The new girls a BITCH, and got on my nerves!!!
too few bad singers
too few good singers
way too much background and ryan seacrest talking
also, bikini girl was annoying and only an okay vocalist
NO! I am over it!
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – You destroy yourselves by talking like a fool like you are right now. This country has never been more united you are living in a fantasy world…please do us all a favor and warp back to the civil war days when there was REAL OPPRESSION..then you can come back and whine like a little bitch..
No, I didn't watch.
Umm that SKANK BAG HOE in the bikini destroyed Mariah's song..and granted , that new judge Kara wasn't MUCH better but she was still better..and I cannot..CANNOT believe they let her through!!! BULLSHIT!! I liked the Emo boy and that Nick Carter look alike that worked on the oil-rig..their voices surprised me. Minus the bikin whore, its already shaping up to be better than that DREADFUL last season
I watched and loved it. I wasn't so sure about Kara but looked her up and went to her website. She has chops. She can sing. And I didn't realize how many artists she wrote for and big ones at that. I am a old fan of Paula but Kara has more credentials in my opinion! Ratings down yeah! Most people in the last few years skip the auditions and start watching during hollywood week anyway! I have been to two tours and loved them.
Re: Milky Milky – Ditto, Milky at #2.
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – Number 20….Bullshit.
Re: Milky Milky – And ditto, Milky at 13/14.
And LOL @ Sea-SICK trying to high five the blind genius
Never watched it. Never will.
I thought it was good. No surprises really. If the blind man makes it though Hollywood Week then he will win it all!
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If the blind man makes it past Hollywood Week then he will win it all.
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Re: Milky Milky – ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THAT BITCH COULD NOT SING!!! KARA CLOWNED HER ASS FOR SURE. YOU ARE DELUSIONAL IF YOU THINK THAT CHICK HAD A GOOD ENOUGH VOICE TO WIN IDOL…YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS A FOOL IF YOU GOT SUCKED IN BY HER FLAT TITS AND UGLY FACE IN THAT BIKINI!!!
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – OH JEEEEEEEZ………..GET OVER IT!
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – IT WAS THE FIRST SHOW OF THE SEASON…ARE THERE A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE IN PHOENIX??? DON'T THINK SO.
I loved it…..I can't wait to see this year.
I think the funniest part of the night was when Ryan kissed the Bikini Girl and the song they snuck in there was I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It! HYSTERICAL!
Re: ObamaistheMessiah –
YOU SCARE ME.
BUT MOVING ON, I think Bikini Girl needs a good punch in the mouth- I was SO happy when Kara called her out on being a ho. Srsly…why would you wear that? Unless you're trying to get Randy and Simon to not pay as much attention to your voice? OH, and did anybody catch the, "Next time come naked!" line! WOOO us girls can spot the trash!
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – Okay, thats why TALENTLESS Fantasia and CAN BARELY-BREATH Ruben Studdard WON American Idol… Cuz they're racist, right?? DUDE - GO FIND A FORUM THAT WANTS TO HEAR YOUR CONSIPIRACY THEORIES…
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – Wow, mister. Its attitudes likes yours that unfortunately are going to end up getting Obama assassinated by people who are tired of hearing THREATS coming from African Americans. Its people like you who SHAME Obama…. go live in the Middle East where you belong with your revolutionary attitude. Wow.. hope someone is monitoring YOUR computer
Re: ObamaistheMessiah – dude you have issues like I have never seen….what the hell happened to you when you were a kid anyhow?
It sucked! The new judge SUCKS and they cut out a lot of the trainwreck auditions….thats what we WANT to see…not all the good people….booooooring!!!
I would never waste my life watching that crap!
That's time you will never get back!
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE the new judge. Why did they need a new judge? I mean really…. she sucks, she's annoying and she seems pretty full of herself, Simon doens't even tell people he's "better than they are" she SUCKKS I can't even explain how much she sucks, she just does. i can't beleive 42% of people liked her…more will hate her with time….just watch…
Luved it….lots of good laughs, but with the exception of the paid actress in the bikini - seriously did u think we buy into the cat fight? But my guy did drool until I slapped the slober off his face. Overall, I loved the vibe amongst the judges - overall 8 out 10!
Wasn't that bikini thang a guy at one time?
Re: Katzpurr – well, yah, bikini "girl" ws once a guy and loved sucking stale cum outta seacrest's pie hole.
Re: Mrs. Jordan Knight – I can't believe i missed that!! I'm going blind, and I have a blind friend and we're always joking and saying "high five"! That must've been sooo funny and awkward
Re: Miss00Dee – don't stereotype with the whole blind/piano thing plz! it's so not true….
Kinda boring! I did not like that Kara chick. She seemed like a bitch to the kids.
I want the blind guy's brother to sing naked.
Of course. Idol has never been better I will watch it forever!!!
comments:
a) Re: ObamaistheMessiah – shut up..Rome wasn't built in day.
b) the new judge–is that because Faux wants to scare Paula get her in line? (Fox, let me get hold of her and I will teach her "discipline" )
c) the black kid with the really deep voice–people arent going to tolerate Simon's nasty snickering this year. There were people a lot worse than him. Lots of white trailertrash for instance.
d) the abundance of white trash–so many sad people who drove hours to get to Kansas City..they are the true fans of the show though; Fox can't make too much fun of them
e) bikini girl–yum, yum..I agree witht eh other comments that SHE was the best part witht eh older women dissing her big time. SHe had a decent voice, but aint gonna make it to the top 12 that way. Who knows? Maybe she even gave Perez a boner.
I love american idol, the new judge was pretty cool. and there is alot of talent this season!
The failed high five at the end, made my night.