It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Too much information!!!!!
In the latest issue of British gay mag Attitude, Lily Allen talks about her brother Alfie's cock.
She must have lost, like, 10 pounds with that verbal diarrhea!
"He's got a huge penis. When I lived at home, Alfie's room was opposite the main bathroom, and I would often be in the bath in the morning and it never had a lock on the door and Alfie would get up with his morning boner and come in for a wee while I was in the bath and I'd just be like: 'That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!' I'd be like 'ALFIE! Stop it!' He'd even poo in front of me a couple of times, it's disgusting. He's got no respect, that Alfie. I'd never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely."
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