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Madonna Can Make Horses Fly!

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Ah, yes, to be Madonna.

To have horses and riding instructors flown out to you at your whim!

Her Madgesty reportedly flying to Florida for the FTI Winter Equestrian Festival, and she's having British eventer Daisy Trayford flown out from England to coach her.

The relationship started when Madonna bought two horses from Daisy, and Daisy's been helping her out with them on and off since then.

Six months ago, Madonna had one of the horses shipped to the States, with the other horse following shortly thereafter.

Daisy describes Madonna as a "dream pupil" because if Daisy had said anything else, Madonna would have given her a right hook with one of those crazy Popeye arms of hers.

Daisy added, "She's very driven, listens to what you say and just wants to do it and improve. You can always get somewhere with someone like that. When I started teaching her she hadn't jumped at all and now she can jump a course of 1.05m. Jumping and hacking are her two favourite things."

Hacking, eh?

[Image via WENN.]

64 comments to “Madonna Can Make Horses Fly!”



  1. 1

    She so looks like Mr. Ed with nerd glasses on!!!! lmfao!!!!



  2. 2

    Madonna can make manure fly — away from her: That's how repulsive she is!



  3. 3

    The horses will fall in love with her!!!!



  4. 4

    God Madge,Die already!



  5. 5

    How fabulous! It's been such a great joy to watch Madonna's journey in life. Although not everyone may agree, it's inspiring, really. What a great woman in her own right. Making her own way. I'm sure she never planned on bieng a role model for women when she started out and now look at her! She is such a worker at EVEERYTHING! Way to go Madge! Keep up the great work!!



  6. 6

    Just like madonna to want to have a big stud between her legs.



  7. 7

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – Hey Triple B - hows your day going. Looks like the gang has all gone sleepy bye-byes. How come you're up late - do you work night shift???



  8. 8

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  9. mvp says – reply to this


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    madonna rockssssssssssss



  10. 10

    what



  11. 11

    Re: Mistress – Hey, Mistress! No, I'm just ready to go home. Sometimes I have to do double shifts. It's been O.K today. How about you? it's weird to think your day starts when mine is ending. I think this might be the last post of the evening. But I got a good news story for you tomorrow. You inspired me last night, and I found it in the paper. There is no way Perezito will post it.



  12. 12

    Look at me Daddy, I'm a farmer! I'm a farmer Daddy!



  13. 13

    Madonna better watch herself…………Christopher Reeves used to love jumping horses and we all know how that turned out.



  14. 14

    "Jumping and hacking are her two favourite things."
    I bet they are.



  15. 15

    Suckers have given that whore so much money, she doesn't know what to do with it all.



  16. 16

    Re: wahdidah
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    YOU KNOW LG REALLY DOESN'T MIND THAT A COUPLE OF UNREPENTANT RACISTS LIKE MILKY MILKY AND MAMAJUD NO LONGER SPEAK TO HER!!!
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    IT WAS TIME FOR A CLEAN BREAK. YEP, EVEN THOUGH LG HAS A BATTALION OF MAIDS SOMETIMES LG STILL HAS TO DO THE "HOUSECLEANING" HERSELF!
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    LG, BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!
    .



  17. 17

    hacking is a term you just wouldn't understand perezzzz



  18. 18

    she can make them fly to her because they think she's one of their own.

    horse-face!



  19. 19

    Madonna: Driven? Who would have guessed? She's the epitome of someone with an "obsessive/compulsive" disorder.



  20. 20

    madonna's a douche. she may have money but she's still white trash from detroit.



  21. 21

    madonna so want to be cultured



  22. 22

    lmao, my classmates compete in that.
    perhaps they'll cross paths? oooh suspense.



  23. 23

    "crazy Popeye arms"!!! I love it - you gave me my laugh for the night, thanks.



  24. 24

    The old broad has turned into a Kennedy. Attempted death defying moves will soon = death.



  25. 25

    Maybe next time she fly's off a horse, she'll break her neck. Seems like she's nicer to animals than she is her own fans. I witnessed several months ago a 13-14 year old girl literally beg her to take a picture with her and she wouldn't even look at the girl or acknowledge she existed and had her handlers push the little girl and her mother away.

    I was actually a fan of hers until that incident. I'm sure she gets tired of people always wanting to take photos and such but the way she handled that was inappropriate and cruel. She could have at least spoken or smiled, or acknowledge her presense as she kept walking. The little girl was crying.



  26. 26

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – Like the way I fall in love with you!!!



  27. 27

    Re: Mistress – I'm sorry I missed you last night before I went to bed.But I cant stay up past 12:30 EST so how's it going?Are you having a good day.Believe me you may bitch about the time zone but I would take the weather in Austraila (it's freezin here) and have limited time on the website.
    I can't believe LG is back.



  28. 28

    Stop kissing her ass Perez.



  29. 29

    Re: Jack Nasty – Not surprised, really! Narcissists see children as competition for the center stage; however, in this case, she doesn't want to be bothered with her fans (people that put her on the map) because to the narcissist, every fan is a mere object. She is mean and lacks compassion for others; period, end of story.



  30. 30

    Hacking??? More like HAGGING!!



  31. 31

    Woaahh…. not exactly the best pic! hahaha



  32. 32

    What a fucken WASTE
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    not to mention the FUEL that was wasted
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    and the CARBON FOOTPRINT she PURPOSELY IMPOSED on the enviroment
    *



  33. 33

    That woman needs to calm the fuck down. Jesus!



  34. 34

    hey perez - its FEI (i think you have FTI) and everyone in the equestrian world calls the show WEF for short! haha thats funny that she is going to ride…should be interesting. i will be there and will try to catch it!



  35. 35

    Hacking is a term used in English riding where the horse works on the 'flat', i.e. no jumping fences. There are 'Hack Classes' in Hunter/Jumper horse shows where the competitor can be judged either on the conformation of the horse or the ability of the rider.



  36. 36

    Milky's nasty cow coochie attracts flies! Posters please believe Milky is the most disgusting, racist, filthy, fake-ass COWARD! She claims to be a socialite
    BWAHBWAHAHAHAHABWAHHAHAHABWAH Right Milky I mean amylala ;)



  37. 37

    Long live the Queen of Pop! Love this woman. She looks so beautiful and young. She works her ass off. No wonder she has been number one for over 25 years and 2.5 million people saw her last concert. Fuck all the jealous Madonna haters! We love you Madge!!!!



  38. 38

    Re: JackieRae – Lol are you another one of those Britney fans who hate Madonna just because Madonna is more popular and successful than your drug addict inadequate mother idol Shitney?



  39. 39

    Re: Milky is a Disgusting Human_ Being
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    HI DARLING! LG HERE!
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    YOU'RE SO RIGHT DARLING, MILKY HAS HAD MANY A SOCIAL DISEASE TO BE SURE, NOT THE LEAST OF WHICH WAS HOOF AND MOUTH SYNDROME, BUT IS A FAR FAR CRY FROM BEING A SOCIALITE BY ANY STANDARD!!!
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    KEEP GETTING OUT THE MESSAGE DARLING!!!
    UNREPENTANT RACISTS LIKE MILKY AND THE OLD SHEWHORE MAMAJUD MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!
    .



  40. 40

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    LG IS RESTED AND REJUVENATED BITCHES AND THEREFORE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER AND IS HERE TO SLAY ALL UNREPENTANT RACISTS AND HOMOPHOBES!!!
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  41. 41

    All I can say is…Katherine the Great.



  42. 42

    That look is eww.



  43. 43

    she looks so beautiful and fresh. luvya!



  44. 44

    is madonna trying to act like british royalty really news? photos of angelina "lick my t*ts, stud" jolie at an equestrian festival, THAT would be news!



  45. 45

    Poor horse.



  46. 46

    There iz nothing krazi hard about riding a horze. You juzt have to be krazier than the horze and let him know it. When horzez see me coming near them, their eyeballz get hugh and they start whipping their tail around nervouzly. HAHA, itz eazy, unlezz your name iz Pariz..haha



  47. 47

    Re: houseofdog – Fuck you! You're an annoying fuck!



  48. 48

    There is nothing FEI about this event, it is the FTI Winter Equestrian Festival also known as WEF. Not too sure why an eventer would be competing there, unless she wants to practice her show jumping. Although I imagine most eventers would get their asses handed to them by the real show jumper competitors. I bet Madonna is no better than Jordan. What a joke.



  49. 49

    Re: hard_candy – Comment 38

    Only Madonna fans bring up unnecessary rivalries between Madonna and other female singers. If it isn't Britney, they hate Mariah, or Beyonce, or Janet, or Kylie or any other female artist that may have, you know…TALENT. It seems like you're the ones insecure, otherwise you wouldn't bring up things like how many albums Madonna sold, or how many concert seats she sold out. You never hear Madonna fans talk about how well she can sing better than anyone else (because she can't), or any other aspect of her supposed talent.

    On another note, this is such a non-story, PH. Why did you even bother posting it?



  50. 50

    Horse Meat Is good for you !!!!!!!! FUCKTARD…



  51. 51

    She still looks like shit.. That nerdy look doesn't work with this hoe…
    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & DemonsRe: Sweetpiece! Re: Mistress – Morning

  52. Remin says – reply to this


    52

    I'll be there for a few of the weekends, so if she'll be competing some of the weekends I'm there… and if she likes hacking, then she's probably doing hunters…



  53. 53

    Madonna is a Horse.



  54. 54

    Wilde HORSE!!
    I love Madonna.



  55. 55

    ahh my girl!!!!



  56. 56

    Re: djwes01 – You are delusional. Madonna is no role model for anyone.



  57. 57

    yeah… hacking… the horse people get because horse people rockkkk



  58. 58

    Can anyone say "CARBON FOOTPRINT"? Oh I forgot, this hag can only make us feel guilty for doing things that only have 1/100th the carbon footprint this whore puts out.



  59. 59

    is that a microphone in her hand or is it one of those things you insert into a horse's butt?

  60. Laxer says – reply to this


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    Yawn…how much longer before she moves into an assisted living facility?



  61. 61

    Re: ruthyrulz – that is the truth!!!!!! haha i dont think anyone would understand that lol besides us!!!



  62. 62

    Does no one notice that she looks like Garth from Wayne's World in this picture?



  63. 63

    AND MARIAH CAREY LOVES NICK CANNON'S BIG LIKE A HORSE….LOL!!! AND AS A MATERR OF FACT SHE CAN REACH ORGASM…..ESTE HIGH NOTES EASILYYYYYYY!!!!



  64. 64

    Spare me for crying out louds sake. Horse rider my ass. The only thing horsey about her is being a wanna be - silly woman. Posers like this make a mockery out of my profession. Give me a friggin break. Bugger off back to the Hamptons and your kabala wristbands and leave the competing to the professionals you silly wannabe. I am embarassed for you.