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So we guess that Mickey's dog lost his balls too!

In a campaign for PETA encouraging pet owners to fix their critters to prevent unwanted - and subsequently euthanized - baby critters, Mickey Roid poses with his beloved and publicly thanked pooch.

Someone should have done the same for Mickey's father!

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88 comments to “Mickey Has Balls”



  1. 1

    someone should have done the same for YOUR father mario.



  2. 2

    Just cuz Teddy's are in your mouth…..



  3. 3

    sorry moose knuckles…
    mama got 1st! :mrgreen:



  4. 4

    lol



  5. 5

    Re: mama of 2 – Sssssh! Mickey IS his dad!



  6. 6

    Re: harrybalsac – That's why he has a small dog. He can still yak on and on with the balls in his mouth.



  7. 7

    he scares me.



  8. 8

    Dude, that's not cool.



  9. 9

    cool!



  10. 10

    Re: harrybalsac – lol
    that explains alot.



  11. 11

    Re: mama of 2 – 1st! where's do you want the Mike meat? In the usual place?



  12. 12

    Re: mama of 2 – Hahahahaha….



  13. 13

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

  14. chodi says – reply to this


    14

    i know of a few people who should have their balls cut off too



  15. 15

    I love my spanish……..



  16. 16

    Re: Jubilee – Sooo ah…. what's in your mouth?



  17. 17

    Did you attach Teddy's balls to your own to make you feel more like a man because we all know you are dickless and probably have no balls. That's why nobody will fuck you.



  18. 18

    Re: mama of 2 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! @1



  19. 19

    Re: _Alice_Re: LettyB – And were have you two been? Yeah right!



  20. 20

    I just want to remember him as he was in 9 1/2 weeks. Everything after is just a blur-



  21. 21

    what the fuck….he's doing a peta ad? isn't this the guy who struts around in leather pants???? his face makes me want to vomit!!!!!



  22. 22

    What!!!



  23. 23

    Holy shit Perez..you are an asshole!! I wouldn't mess with Rourke..I think he could seriously mess you up…which I would totally pay to see :)



  24. 24

    Re: Jubilee – rotflmao!!!



  25. 25

    Re: mama of 2 – Lmao good one mama…



  26. 26

    You leave Mickey alone.



  27. 27

    Re: megjls – i will pay him to beat the shit out of perez!!!!



  28. 28

    SOMEONE DID IT TO YOU ALREADY FAT ASS?!?!??



  29. 29

    Please you're something you're mom should have swallowed doughboy



  30. 30

    what an EXCELLENT idea … way to go mickey



  31. 31

    What a 3rd grader you are! Mickey may not be hot now but his father has certainly made a bigger and better contribution with his son than yours has. You're just pouting because your boy Brad got shafted.



  32. 32

    really tho - spay and neuters your dog!!!! just dont let mickey rourke do it……or bob barker…….



  33. 33

    You know what i never understood about PETA and where they stand on getting your pets fixed I mean isn't that still causing harm to the animal?



  34. 34

    boo!



  35. 35

    Re: loxBrandiexol – You know what i never understood about PETA and where they stand on getting your pets fixed I mean isn't that still causing harm to the animal?

    Are you serious!?! It's more harm for them to pump out puppies left and right with no homes to be in…….surgery is not harm to animals just like surgery is not harm to humans……..



  36. 36

    Re: harrybalsac – HAHAHAHAHA! ALICE THEY HAVE FOUND US OUT!!!!



  37. 37

    Re: harrybalsac – We can't tell you!



  38. 38

    Re: LettyB – Oh well, now get to what you were doing!



  39. 39

    Someone should have done the same for Mickey's father!

    ?????

    Now that's just rude!



  40. 40

    Perez you're really starting to suck big-time. I suppose if the talent-less Katy Perry had made this ad we'd have to read an endless jerk job about how caring and socially responsible she is.



  41. 41

    Re: loxBrandiexol
    I've had dogs all my life.I have a puppy right now (-: Veterinarians always recommend neutering dogs, unless the dog is for breeding ( making puppies for sale). The dogs that are neutered will be much healthier, have less malignancies and LIVE LONGER then non-neutered dogs.



  42. 42

    ?



  43. 43

    Re: _Alice_ – LOL!



  44. 44

    Re: BIGGEST BOSS SENDS LOVE TO HER HATERS!
    Hi, sweetness.
    I guess Mickey Rourke has no clue that his tight leather pants were made out of several slaughtered cows.



  45. 45

    Who the fuck are YOU to talk?? At least he has a career. I would love to see him knock your fucking teeth out. If I could see that at your "book signing" I might go.



  46. 46

    I think his speech on the golden globe was awesome, I am glad he is coming back.



  47. 47

    Shame on you Perez!!! AS an animal lover yourself, despite how you feel about PETA or Mickey Rourke, you should support anything that encourages people to spay/neuter their pets! You would be surprised how many men won't neuter their male pets because they feel it "takes away their manhood"
    Spaying/neutering not only prevents unwanted pregnancies, it eliminates the fear of breast cancer in female pets and testicular cancer in males which is the cause of death of many pets in their senior years.



  48. 48

    The same could be said for you Mr. Mario. It's unfortunate that you are not just a tad bit smarter than you are, or you would have figured out that if someone did that for Mickey Rourke's father, WTF would you be doing now? Working at McDonalds?



  49. 49

    Re: BIGGEST BOSS SENDS LOVE TO HER HATERS!
    Well I certainly pray to God that you are never in some sort of disfiguring
    accent and can only afford the plastic surgeon Mickey Rourke went to -then everybody would have to look at your ugly face! Leave the poor man alone, he's been to hell and back!



  50. 50

    that was mean and uncalled for



  51. 51

    I thought that this was going to be about Barock's old lady.



  52. 52

    Re: Miss_Kitty – Shut the fuck up with your whiney ass… Boss will murdah you as soon as she reads what you wrote…



  53. 53

    If Mickey can't lick his,

    why should the dog be able to?



  54. 54

    i thought that was so very real and awesome that he thanked his pet cuz he's so right - sometimes in this world when we feel no person is really truly there for us, we know our pets are 100% unconditionally there for us!!! i give him props for placing thanks where thanks is deserved, not just where it's gonna benefit him in some way - way to be real!



  55. 55

    Re: Miss_Kitty – STFU! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. HE IS A DISGUSTING HAS BEENTHAT HAS HAD WAAAAY TO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY…..IN FACT, I AM SHOCKED THAT YOU WOULD EVEN SHOW YOUR FACE AFTER JENNY22 SLAPPED YOUR UNDEDUCATED ASS BACK INTO PLACE? BESIDES, I AM ONE HOT BITCH SO DON'T HATE 'CUZ YOUR DISFIGURED FROM YOUR "ACCIDENT" AND BY THAT I MEAN YOUR BIRTH



  56. 56

    lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll



  57. 57

    I guess Mickey's REALLY important now that Perez is deciding to write about him. Isn't that how this thing works. Perez keeps himself relevant by talking about the hottest people on the planet? Mickey is a talent. But Perez wouldn't know talent if it kicked him in his balls. He thinks Jennifer HoPez is talent.



  58. 58

    Re: Miss_Kitty – WHAT DISFIGURING "ACCENT" WAS HE IN! BRITISH, JAMAICAN? RETARD!



  59. 59

    I like Mickey, and I like this ad - he could have went naked for PETA, like everyone else!



  60. 60

    that was out of line. i guess with more money people pay you the more classless you get. its just fucked up and never genuine.



  61. 61

    That was mean and uncalled for. It's really sinking to a new low to wish on someone that they'd never been born. I give him a lot of credit for his comeback. He has more staying power than you'll ever know.



  62. 62

    Holy Crap!!!
    Give the guy a break!!!



  63. 63

    You're a fucking idiot Perez. This is a smart campaign preventing the killing of unwanted animals by having less of them around. It doesn't hurt the dog to get "fixed".

    Moron.



  64. 64

    Nice to see he really cares about his dog, he kinda freaks me out.



  65. 65

    this IS a good cause



  66. 66

    Don't be mean to Mickey! I think he is a very sweet and caring guy. There's nothing hotter then a man who loves and takes good care of his pets.



  67. 67

    Mickey Rourke rocks! I don't see why you don't just leave him alone. And I'm a PETA supporter - and this is a wonderful thing for such a newly (again) famous person to do. And thanking his dogs in his speech was priceless. I've been there….and sometimes all you do really have is the love of your pet. Good for him!



  68. 68

    Your just jealous because you lost yours too. You sound like a whiney girl.



  69. 69

    What a mean hateful thing to say about Mickey Rourke's father. Too bad your father didn't do the same. That's an awful thing to say about anyone.



  70. 70

    Mickey Rourke has been a tireless supporter of dog rescue. When he could ill-afford it, he helped chihuahua rescue and adopted "less than perfect" dogs. God bless him.



  71. 71

    Mickey had the guts to thank his dogs during the Golden Globes, recognizing their loyalty. He adopted 5 chihuahuas from rescue and cared for them. As someone who does chihuahua rescue, he is a hero to me.



  72. 72

    gotta stop the Mickey hate, dude is a fucking legend…I hope he gets best actor



  73. 73

    That is just plain rude!! Keep dissin Mickey and I won't be back…let's see how your face looks in 20yrs.. you can't use Boxing as an excuse tho can you..



  74. 74

    so wht he's a bit of a douche,
    most celebrities are! at least he's
    standing up for an amazing cause!
    which is more then I can say for
    the majority of celebs, who drape themselves
    with fur and think it's fabulous… it makes me sick



  75. 75

    HEY now be nice!!! I'm old enough to remember when Mickey was like Colin F. is now. He was our bad boy! he was hot and didn't give a F*** who thought what. YES life has taken it's toll on him but hey, he still won and I guess the movie is great and he did a great job> NOW isn't that what counts???? And good for him in not being a "red carpet bore" and wear what everyone else was or close to it. and good for him with his dogs, he at least seems happy to have their love!!!!!



  76. 76

    Re: The Mary. – LMFAO!!!! Yeah… and Perez, it isn't healthy to be so jealous!



  77. 77

    That's a really mean thing to say…Rourke is right, everyone should spay/neuter their pets



  78. 78

    oh perez, one step over the line sweet jesus…i'm not a huge fan either, BUT that last sentence was brutal!



  79. 79

    Fuckin Queer Perez. your Dad should of spit you in the bushes after he was Snowballed by your 'MOM'



  80. 80

    I started to read everyone's comments but I stopped at the one picture of a pink bug….even though he's scarred his face up…Mickey Rourke can do what he wants to me. That man just oozes sex….yummy. Just put a pillow over his face! Hahaha!!!



  81. 81

    Stupid talk again. In the last 25 years, I have taken the results of unwanted puppies and dogs into my home at great financial expense. Some were in such bad shape that they were up for adoption for months and months. Every dog and cat that comes into my home is "fixed" and they are given meds for pain and see a vet every year. All these animals are loved by me. I have a better relationship with them than any human I know including my husband and kids. Know why? Because all they want is to please you. No hate, no demands. Even the ones who were abused on the streets show nothing but love. Far too many find no homes, are treated as collateral and abused. If I can stop one case of that happening again by neutering my pets, it is worth every penny. I rush them to the vet quicker than I take care of my own needs. Put someone else first for a change Perez-it isn't all about you.



  82. 82

    Mario is jealous, and a hateful little stain



  83. 83

    Someone should have taken a rusty hanger to your moms vagina bitch.



  84. 84

    Fantastic message. I love that Mickey Rourke is picking up where Bob Barker left off. Have your pet spayed or neutered!



  85. 85

    YOU ARE SO WRONG ON THIS ONE PEREZ!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE SUPPORTING SPAYING AND NEUTERING OF PETS AND MICKEY SHOULD BE COMMENDED TO THE SKIES FOR CHOOSING TO DO SOMETHING FOR AN ANIMAL CHARITY, ONE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD SUPPORT!! SO MANY STARS COULD DO SO MUCH MORE TO HELP ANIMALS BUT THEY ARE TOO SELFISH AND GREEDY AND IGNORANT. MICKEY IS A GOOD GUY, AS HE HAS RECENTLY PROVEN, VERY HUMBLE, TOO, AND I THINK THIS IS FANTASTIC. YOU REALLY SUCKED THE BIG ONE BIG TIME HERE, AND I AM REALLY PISSED OFF AT YOU FOR BEING SUCH AN ASS ON THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  86. 86

    "Someone should have done the same for Mickey's father" … what a meanspirited comment … despite his odd appearance and behavior, Mickey Rourke has more talent in one of his turds than you will ever possess, you fat bitter queen.



  87. 87

    You are such an asshole. I thought you were a pet lover? Get a real fucken job



  88. 88

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    Low blow, Pervez
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    Grow up
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