Resort Staff Refuses To Serve Wino Cocktails. Turns Crackie Into Cocktail Burglar
Filed under: Anglophilia > Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse is STILL in the Caribbean and terrorizing her fellow guests at some fancy all-inclusive resort, and the resort staff are failing to get the upper hand on her.
They've apparently had a hard time getting a Wino alcohol ban to stick because the crafty crackie seems to find ways around it.
A Wino alcohol ban was apparently put into place by Amy's management team and the resort's head honchos, who've had to deal with all the Wino-related guest complaints.
A source at the posh getaway says, "We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”
Ha!! What a visual!!
And, unfortunately for the resort, Ames is having such a good time that she's extended her 2-week vacation for another 2-months.
Sounds like the Wino-inhabited resort is somewhere you'll want to steer clear of if you're looking for some R&R!
[Image via WENN.]
The Sun? Oh well, it must be true then!
Bahaha! Fuckin' Hot Mess!
SHE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! PATHETIC!
IT'S FUCKING -37 DEGREES CELSIUS!!!!!
Sounds like the Wino-inhabited resort is somewhere you'll want to steer clear of if you're looking for some R&R!
FUCK NO! I GO JUST FOR SHIT'S & GIGGLES!
lmao!!!
that is awesome!!!!
well, why don't they just tell her to leave if she is such a nuisance? oh, they want her money. i get it.
for the LOVE OF GOD proofread your shit. please.
Re: LettyB – lol
were hot at 6!!!
Re: LettyB – We're going to be around 65 F later today.
Re: harrybalsac – THAT'S ABOUT -30 FARENHEIT HARRY!
Aarrrggghhhh drunkie…
Re: harrybalsac – THANKS HARRY!!!!!
She grabs a drink and runs off?! WOW, that is sad….
Re: LaDiva says be warned… – DID YOU GET THEM YET?
Re: LettyB – yaya!
alice forwarded them!
cutie!!
They just want the publicity! If They didn't want Her, They would kick her ass out!
Wow, isn't she…..um pretty…yea pretty
THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A WALKING ZOMBIE. I WISH SHE WOULD GET HER SORRY ASS TOGETHER 'CUZ I LOVE HER MUSIC. OF COURSE I HAD TO STOP LISTENING TO REHAB BECAUSE MY 6 Y/O WAS WALKING AROUND SINING IT….PROOF POSITIVE, MONEY DOESN'T BRING HAPPINESS…..
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – MORNING BORICUA!!
Re: harrybalsac – Sent you a reply on the Kim/Greasy post, but Perez's mom is blasting out posts like a shit cannon now so you probably missed it.
She just keeps going. Don't know how. Gross.
LMAO I hope she's still there when i go in a few weeks ill set her up then knock her down.
HAHAHAHA !!! THATS FUNNY !
Just kick her out.
Re: mama of 2 – AWWWWW! THANKS!
SQUIRREL WITH A NUT! That source needs to write a column…
"A source at the posh getaway says, "We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”
That´s the funniest shit ever! You can just imagining her creeping to the bar (:
HA wow… go to the link and look at the pic of her crawling on all fours. man, perez. you should have posted THAT pic!
2 month vacation???? She got that kind of money?
When is the last time she had a song out? No new records, no new tour, no income-generating endeavors???
She thinks she can make money off that lame ass "Rehab" song for the rest of her life?
What a loser!!! She can stay there and become a pile of mush for all I care.
Buh-bye ya pathetic Brit bitch.
Hahahahahaha.
Shes' like the golum in Harry Potter.
She's The Cocktail Bandit. Hahahaha.
….serves them right…I'd would have kicked her out ages ago…..
She gives a whole new meaning to the word "creeping".
Pathetic creature.
I still love her. "Back to Black" was the best record ever!
she's starting to look klike a dark haired barbra streisand…uglier than normal…
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LG COULD NOT BEAR IT IF WINO WERE AT HER TRANQUIL CARIBBEAN RETREAT!!!
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IT WOULD BE EITHER "SHE GOES OR I GO!" AND SINCE LG DOESN'T DRINK IT WOULD BE A TOUGH CALL WHO WAS SPENDING MORE BUT THE LAST TIME LG WAS AT THE LADERA RESORT IN ST LUCIA SHE CLEANED OUT, CLEANED OUT BITCHES, EVERY GIFT SHOP IN THE PLACE, THE CREDIT CARD SWIPER ACTUALLY OVERHEATED AND A BUCKET OF SEAWATER HAD TO BE TOSSED ON IT AFTER UNPLUGGING IT OF COURSE. BUT ANYHOO, LG IS SECURE IN KNOWING THAT IN THE END LG WOULD DROP WAY MORE COIN THAN WINO AND THE LATTER WOULD BE TOSSED OUT ON HER SYPHILITIC BUM IN THE END!!!
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LMAO I just got the best visual of this sht wowwwwww
I nearly cried.
D;
lmfao a squirrel with a nut
Dr. Drew needs to pay her a visit!
If I owned the place, I would not care how much money she was paying me, I'd kick her scrawny ass out for being such a sneaky brat at her age, why do people put up with her? She isn't producing anything useful anymore, she is just a waste of skin and hair.
WINO AND LADY BLAH BLAH HAVE THE UGLIEST FACES!
omg.. ha ha!! look at the hospital wrist bands she's sporting.. oh geeze
Even Keith Richards when asked, said the only female singer now - worth anything - was AMY WINEHOUSE.
Hellooo?
She is brilliant!
Kick her nasty disgusting gross ass out and send her on her way….gross gross gross
Jeez Laweez
She's clearly mentally ill…is there a reason her family isn't locking her up? Is there a way they can do that against her will? I mean seriously…she's so sick! It's sad.
SHE IS SO MUCH FUN! I LOVE THAT GIRL!
ah hahahahah thats such a funny story
Why don't they just have her removed? Or not allowed the extension. If she is disruptive and such they can do that, they do it on airplanes.
And who cares, this train wreck is over…stop giving her the press and perhaps she'll get her shit together.
Squirrel with a nut!!!!! HA!
She is so sick, won't somebody PLEASE— GET HER INTO A YEAR LONG REHAB BABY! YES, YES YES!
LMAO! That is frickn hilarious! But I still gotta give it to Amy for gettin healthier!