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A new image from Kate Cruise's Miu Miu campaign.

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Uhmmm, Katie Holmes is ____________.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2009 at 4:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      worst picture ever



    2. 2

      plastic, and apparently a masochist.



    3. 3

      Too thin



    4. 4

      fugly in that pic….wtf..marry tom and commit career suicide?



    5. 5

      back to beautiful in this picture… ( hairs too short though)



    6. 6

      RICH!, beyond imagination.



    7. 7

      loving that scientology



    8. 8

      practicing scientology rituals



    9. 9

      ____ back to using concealer, for her dark circles



    10. 10

      craaaaazy….. cool picture!



    11. 11

      RICH !!!! beyond belief



    12. 12

      Trying to feel SOMETHING!



    13. 13

      a masochist– hence, she married tom cruise



    14. 14

      I always wondered what the higher levels of the Scilon auditing process looked like!



    15. 15

      RICH, RICH, RICH, RICH, RICH, RICH, RICH. And wealthy! LOL



    16. 16

      Colorful?? A hunch back?? Robot girl?? Plastic??



    17. 17

      PREPARING HERSELF FOR THE ETERNAL FLAMES!



    18. 18

      asleep



    19. 19

      testing her Scientology faith



    20. 20

      -holding her hand in a fire in a vain attempt to feel anything again!
      Thanks Xenu! You frickin invisible alien brain snatcher you!



    21. 21

      tring to get that blue scientology crap off her hands?



    22. 22

      a man



    23. 23

      wishin' harrybalsac would lite her fire!



    24. 24

      a robot.



    25. 25

      A WACK JOB SCIENTOLOGIST!



    26. 26

      Missing Dawson?



    27. 27

      THE SCIENTOLOGIST TOLD HER TO DO IT



    28. 28

      next



    29. 29

      proving Tom isn't the only flaming queen in the family.



    30. 30

      barbecuing her hand???



    31. 31

      Sacrificing Herself For Her Alien Husband!!



    32. 32

      …experiancing a moment of clarity and that she did marry a self loathing 'mo, had a baby with a Korean man, and knows deep in her heart that Xenu doesn't exist.

      Re-initiating Stepford protocols.

      I love Tom, sincerely!



    33. 33

      Invincible!



    34. 34

      she looks constipated



    35. 35

      dead inside.



    36. 36

      PRaying to the Scientology Gods like she does every Monday at 4am



    37. 37

      is a bit nutjobby!



    38. 38

      Re: harrybalsac – YOU KNOW I HATE THAT SHOW



    39. 39

      Remember when she was normal and on Dawson's Creek!? :(



    40. 40

      This will not help her image as being the alien wife



    41. 41

      thinking: I'd rather burm myself that kiss that assfaced husband of mine again.



    42. 42

      in intense pain



    43. 43

      Re: Club80 – OH MY GAWD! YOU'RE PICTURE IS SOOO SCARRY



    44. 44

      katie holmes is a wax figure



    45. 45

      actually, no shes a robot so doesnt feel it



    46. 46

      i wonder if the people in charge of advertising at miu miu did this on purpose… they must've right?? How could they not see the jokes coming miiiiles away? They played into every stereotypical thing people are saying about her and tom lol



    47. 47


    48. 48

      KATIE IS BRAINWASHED!!!



    49. 49

      A walking freakshow



    50. 50

      a creeper.



    51. 51

      ON FIRE! (Not because she's hot its because she is burning her hand!!!)



    52. 52

      SHE'S A STEPFORD WIFE SHE DOES WHAT SHE'S TOLD



    53. 53

      Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – I read the perez promo.That was sweet of you!!!!



    54. 54

      …trying to get pregnant the Tom Cruise way?



    55. 55

      Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – U in the Big Apple?



    56. 56

      Are they possibly trying to make it look like she is suppressing the "fire?" The fire being a metaphor for all the negative in her life: Tom, the media, etc.? Probably. Also, a little pathetic. Also, she is photoshopped to insanity.



    57. 57

      deluded, stupid, vapid, starved for the soul that left her body years ago.



    58. 58

      she looks amazing
      hair should be long thoo



    59. 59

      A robot



    60. 60

      Orgasmic.



    61. 61

      …proving all over again that she's fackin nuts…



    62. 62

      Don't put your hand in hot vats… it really hurts bad so do skin graph's.. would you like an apple pie with that….



    63. 63

      trying to feel something for the first time in her life. This is better than sex with Tom.

    64. LEAUD says – reply to this


      64

      SO airbrushed. Where are the cold sores and two-inch bags under her eyes?



    65. 65

      Re: Club80
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      .
      .
      EXCELLENT "JUNGLE JEZEBEL!"
      LOL!
      .



    66. 66

      She looks like Zool from Ghostbusters.



    67. 67

      again doing whatever Tom tells her to do.



    68. 68

      She's hurting herself on the outside to try to kill the desperate pain on the inside?



    69. 69

      ..dreaming of Xenu

      hahahahah



    70. 70

      They should do a new remake of the stepford wives and her and Posh should star in it - they are so stooopid



    71. 71

      This is actually very good, she only looks a little stiff in the shoulders. But then again, not too many people actually GET fashion ads.



    72. 72

      so boring!



    73. 73

      brainwashed



    74. 74

      literally on fire. b/c we all know her performance wasn't….



    75. 75

      burning herself to death to get away from that crazy ass man



    76. 76

      Katie Holmes is… "showing us how she sold her soul to Satan when she married Tom Cruise"



    77. 77

      psyching herself up for a little nookie session with Tommy Girl. By nookie, I mean sex.



    78. 78

      it is a roman figure of an assassin that burned his hand off to prove that he would not say anything to a estrauscan king lars. he proved that rome was strong and would not be brought down.

      well it looks like that.



    79. 79

      She is drawn to the fire,
      some people never learn.
      She will walk through the fire,
      and let it burn!
      Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Once More With Feeling



    80. 80

      trying to remember what its like to feel



    81. 81

      is a freakin tart!!



    82. 82

      …invoking Xenu?



    83. 83

      LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HER. How can anyone be proud of pictures that are so photoshopped.



    84. 84

      practicing her punishment from tom for going out in public



    85. 85

      wow, she looks stunning, what an amazing pic



    86. 86

      disturbed? suicidal? self destructive? or just weird?

    87. Ceren says – reply to this


      87

      She seems like a 90 year old woman because she always hunch, i hate her seeing shoulders down.



    88. 88

      Hmmm, if I was married to Tom Cruise, I'd light myself on fire, too…



    89. 89

      …barely recognisable.



    90. 90

      *
      Burning in Hell for selling her soul to Scientology.
      *



    91. 91

      an alien..



    92. 92

      she looks like she is wearing a curtain



    93. 93

      too skinny,



    94. 94

      summoning the devil



    95. 95

      She's calling on beetle juize to help with the exorcist of Tom.



    96. 96

      Turning into TOM

    97. epic says – reply to this


      97

      just shot the photographer.



    98. 98

      a dumb skank



    99. 99

      a self harmer or just an Alien with fireproof skin



    100. 100

      Xenu !!!!!!!!!!! Omg who knew ?

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