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A new image from Kate Cruise's Miu Miu campaign.

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Uhmmm, Katie Holmes is ____________.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2009 at 4:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 201

      "Joan of Arc in a former life".



    2. 202

      Is that Katie Holmes??? Could've fooled me.

      PS: You people are mostly hi-larious!



    3. 203

      A hunch back from having to live stooped down to Tom's level



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    5. 205

      not really sticking her hand in that little fire but if she actually were it'd be in the name of scientology



    6. 206

      Doing the fabulous, gorgeous mantra.



    7. 207

      preparing to be sacrificed to the gods… er.. aliens… of scientology.



    8. 208

      Looks like Zuel/Dana Barret from Ghost Busters! sp?



    9. 209

      Hot. Could gain a few, though.



    10. 210

      Haven't you seen Stephord Wives? Chick got stabbed and didn't die.



    11. 211

      definitely extraterrestrial.



    12. 212

      robot wives are fire-retardant - LOL!!



    13. 213

      trying to see if robots melt



    14. 214

      constipated! she looks like she is trying to squeeze one out >_



    15. 215

      trying to contact xenu in a weird alien fire ritual



    16. 216

      trying to make tom cruise leave her for practicing scientology rituals in public



    17. 217

      oh I know, I know!!! I have the best one…

      Katie Holmes is giving us a reason for why she had pics taken with her hands all black… weird..



    18. 218

      married to a weirdo physcopath and belongs to a cult.



    19. 219

      praying to Zenu to rescue her from Tom Cruise.



    20. 220

      burning her flesh, to feel the slightest pain or emotion since her dictator of a husband has her controlled at all times



    21. 221

      STANDING IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER GENERATED PICTURE FOLKS. HEEELLLLOOOOOO?



    22. 222

      she must stop slouching



    23. 223

      …..a horrible model and so lame. I don't find her chic. How boring would it be to be young like her and have no life. What's the last thing she has done?



    24. 224

      A mannequin? A Stepford wife? Totally plastic?



    25. 225

      amazing



    26. 226

      …lighting a bottom burp.



    27. 227

      Getting sperminated by Xenu. That's the way they do it.



    28. 228

      SOooooooo Airbrushed. she getting a natural hunched back though. pretty girl but she's not sexy



    29. 229

      Lighting her farts!!



    30. 230

      burned?



    31. 231

      It looks like Blade Runner meets Ghostbusters



    32. 232

      OUCH!!!



    33. 233

      smouldering



    34. 234

      Listening to Perez's voice and trying to distract herself from the nausea!



    35. 235

      masochistic, and in sever pain.



    36. 236

      About to sacrifice a small woodland creature . . .



    37. 237

      stupid get your own life



    38. 238

      is performing a sacrificial scientology ritual!



    39. 239

      Absolutely Gorgeous!



    40. 240

      i am a young and elegant lady from us. i just wonder if i can meet a rich man here,because i am at the beginning of my career and i need someone's support..i uploaded my hot photos on *****blackwhitefriends . c o m******* under the name Christina , maybe you want to check out my photos first!



    41. 241

      This is where she burn her hands… Do you remember her appearances with her hands covered?



    42. 242

      I don't know about this add but Katie Holmes tries way too hard. She is no fashionista and always looks ridiculous trying to be one. She truely need to stick to being the all american girl becasue that fits her far better. People will like her more for seeming more REAL.



    43. 243

      she's a masochist.



    44. 244

      Katie holmes is desparate for a gig!



    45. 245

      the keymaster and/or gatekeeper



    46. 246

      is SPECIAL-K. Doll of Steel. Harnesser of Fire. Hairy of Palm. Burner of Imperfections.



    47. 247

      stoned out of her mind on kiddie cough syrup



    48. 248

      trying to ignore her gonorrhea by switching the burning sensation to her hand.



    49. 249

      Uhmmm, Katie Holmes is ____________ jus seein if she's got any feelers left inside anymore. Ouch.

      Wut happened to this once beautiful girl? She's just kindof disappeared cept for creepy eff'd up pics like this.



    50. 250

      Comprised mostly of CGI



    51. 251

      on fire!!!! lol



    52. 252

      satan



    53. 253

      NOT HOT!!!



    54. 254

      not aging well



    55. 255

      burning herself?

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      trying to feel the pain of her craptastic life…



    57. 257

      doing a ritual or something tom cruise instructed her to do Re: jojobeans – I agree LOL



    58. 258

      JOEY- She should plan her escape ASAP to Dawsons rooftop

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      unaware that her hand is ablaze. Hope Baby Suri's dress and bottle are protected by asbestos.



    60. 260

      an alien!



    61. 261

      an alien.



    62. 262

      seeing if she'll ever feel pain again.



    63. 263

      way too skinny and the fire is probably photo shopped.



    64. 264

      absolutely lovely. Your all just jealous.

      meh get over it.



    65. 265

      married to tom cruise.

      ^^^^^
      doesnt that explain it?



    66. 266

      brain-drained Scien-Tool sex slave.



    67. 267

      Awakening from her brainwashing?



    68. 268

      realizing she married a psycho.

    69. Lira says – reply to this


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      IS XENU'S BITCH….

    70. Lira says – reply to this


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      is Xenu's bitch…



    71. 271

      AMAZINGGGGGGG this pic just makes me LOVE her even more!!!! this image is…really….NO SHIT crazyyyy! HOT HOT HOT



    72. 272

      Finding an alternative to cutting



    73. 273

      -weird
      i cant stand her.



    74. 274

      Practicing her new Scientology powers.. who needs laser eyes when you have flame retardant hands.



    75. 275

      Uhmmm, Katie Holmes is confirmed as a Stepford wife.



    76. 276

      …. burnin' up for Cruise baby!



    77. 277

      is hideoius

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