Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The Dr. 90210 victim was spotted pAArtying it up at the swanky Chateau Marmont in Hollyweird when attentionwhore Bai Ling flung herself at the actor and challenged him to some tongue wrasslin'.
He happily obliged, of course.
Awwww, famewhores in love!
We hope she didn't end the night with too much disappointment.
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