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"Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench"

Ouch, that sounds painful! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline (plus see the uncensored Manson photo).

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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

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    1. 1

      OMG!!!!! WTF!!!!!



    2. 2

      I hope he bought the bench dinner and a movie first.



    3. 3

      EWWW!

    4. Ange says – reply to this


      4

      OMG - couldn't he have just waited until he went limp again?



    5. 5

      Ziggy always was a classy act and family friendly too!



    6. 6

      ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy shit!
      bawhahahaha



    7. 7


    8. 8

      Re: Ange – Are your kidding, that bench was HOT!



    9. 9

      Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – GOOD MORNING MOOSE!



    10. 10

      Wow, there goes my breakfast!



    11. 11

      EWWWWW Why does he does thát!? its YUK!!



    12. 12

      1st????? I hope so.



    13. 13

      He only did it to make his patio furniture jealous.



    14. 14

      They should have removed it if the guy has no more sense than that.



    15. 15

      Thats gross he could have at least used is left hand



    16. 16

      That poor bench!



    17. 17

      Liar liar your head's on fire. That news is not yesterday and things didn't happen as you mentioned. So you go fuck yourself with your stupid book and maybe that can be a real news.



    18. 18

      where is his….?



    19. 19

      hahahahahahaha



    20. 20

      Lol…scary



    21. 21

      LOL of my life!!!!!!



    22. 22

      Re: The Big One1 – Nope, now change your name to The Big 12.



    23. 23

      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



    24. 24

      LMAO!!!!
      humping a bench…hahahahahahahahahahahaha



    25. 25

      Stupid idiot…. Was he impersonating marilyn manson or something…



    26. 26

      That is embarrassing.



    27. 27


    28. 28

      GROSS!

    29. Ava J says – reply to this


      29

      What's up with all those scratches on him?? So nasty. BTW, is his peen surgically removed or just stuck up his bunghole? I never could tell what he was.



    30. 30

      Oh, man that's just embarassing. Freak, the world is filled with malleable, safe, private holes.



    31. 31


    32. 32

      People like this didn't have two parents raising them now did they. Just ask Mann Coulter. LOL



    33. 33

      ummmmmmm…..Mr.Mason your fly is down



    34. 34

      Where's the beef??



    35. 35

      Re: _Alice_ – I'd use that pic as an avatar but the part I need to make it work is missing.



    36. 36

      ewww! Manson is gross

      poor horny asian dude! lol



    37. 37

      ok now im going to have nightmares, thankyou



    38. 38

      that is nightmare worthy……..and throw up worthy……and just plain nasty…..that really is scary tho….what the hell is wrong with that guy?!?!?! somehow, he gets chicks…..i don't know how, I wouldn't even touch him with my worst enemies fingertips……



    39. 39

      YIKES!!



    40. 40

      His vagina is probably nicer than Amy Wino's. Don't knock it before you tap it!



    41. 41

      he should have lubed up with some WD-40 first



    42. 42

      Re: St00p!d – be a good fellow and let us know how its will you…



    43. 43

      bluh manson's face looks like a corpse that washed up on shore…



    44. 44

      nasty picture.



    45. 45

      must have been some pencil thin to begin with to fit in a hole that small…. wouldn't be like he'd be losing much! LMAO



    46. 46

      boys are stupid.



    47. 47

      what makes a man want to tuck it? and what makes a man want to hump a bench?



    48. 48

      So is Dita gay since she was sleeping with this women?



    49. 49

      This is an old story. It did not happen yesterday.



    50. 50

      Re: squid12 – I'm pretty sure that's Iggy Pop.



    51. 51

      Rub the lotion on the skin…nice pu$$y Manson!



    52. 52

      Perez, this is ooooooooold news! This happened way back in August, lol…..



    53. 53

      hahahaha!
      marylin manson is a girl!



    54. 54

      I once fell in love with a folding chair…Today is our anniversary!!!

    55. epic says – reply to this


      55

      Re: harrybalsac – *lol*
      to topic: i'm surprised that something like that could happen in china , i thought people there are extremely uptight. wonder if he has to face some legal consequences.

    56. mute says – reply to this


      56

      Yeah, someone else posted this months ago!



    57. 57

      Mommy? No wait… Daddy?

    58. Milky says – reply to this


      58

      WHY would ANYONE want to see Marilyn Manson's uncensored picture?



    59. 59

      WTF…. who is this diseased infested disturbed creature???!!



    60. 60

      He is so effing gross. Unbearable!



    61. 61

      Re: harrybalsac – LOL!!! Amazing!!!



    62. 62

      THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING PICTURE IVE EVER SEEN.
      NO WONDER HE CANT KEEP A WOMAN.



    63. 63

      actually its NOT last night, its like months ago, i even watched the video of my company's reporters recorded of the whole painful saving process. there was blood too.

    64. bgirl says – reply to this


      64

      Ermm, this story is reaaaaaaaaaaaally old.

    65. dASH says – reply to this


      65

      perez, dear– didn't you post this article last year?

    66. MissT says – reply to this


      66

      Why are so many people so sick? They have lube to make the hand more enjoyable. They have blow up dolls. Wouldn't that be better than a park bench? Gross these are the people that walks beside us everyday in this sick world! Doesn't it worry you a bit? :S



    67. 67

      my upchuck reflex is about to go into overdrive, THANKS MANSON!!!
      & that poor steel bench! I hope it gets counseling for all the emotional trauma it sustained from the attack :P

    68. dd says – reply to this


      68

      That picture is gross his face looks like its off a corpse.



    69. 69

      myspace.com/ThongMagazine



    70. 70

      what happened to his tits? i thought he had a pair of c cups



    71. 71

      LOL "Last night" aka on August 13th



    72. 72

      hmm…a landing strip…nice touch Marilyn.



    73. 73

      GROSS



    74. 74

      Why do men so such WEIRD stuff???????????????????????



    75. 75

      i'm still staring at the marilyn manson pic…. i'd hate to be his drummer and have to see the view from the back
      it'd be like a bowl of rotten fruit , lol



    76. 76

      Here goes my breakfast…..



    77. 77

      This is OLD…saw it posted months ago on another site…a better site. lol



    78. 78

      HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



    79. 79

      THIS GUY IS EFFIN NASTY…….UGH…..ALL WHITE N SCRAPPED UP N SHIT NOT TO MENTION THE OTHER OBVIOUS GROSS SHIT……..UGH……. SKEEEEEVATZ…..



    80. 80

      perez You should know that there are many teenagers in your website. You're gross! and this should be "if you are easily offended"



    81. 81

      This happened a long time ago! I saw this story atleast two months ago!



    82. 82

      Manson tucks!!!! bwahhahahahaha. well at least he can earn the ugliest tranny ever award. stick a fork in him folks and none too soon. sorry to hear about the other dude's pecker.



    83. 83

      this is so old, perez. seriously. i thought you were better than this.

      THIS IS OLD NEWS. YOU SUCK.



    84. 84

      dumb shit..



    85. 85

      This happened in AUGUST 2008 - last year ..
      Don't be ridiculous PEREZ !!!!

    86. kis95 says – reply to this


      86

      Makes me wonder where I should sit the next time I take my kids to the park…



    87. 87

      what the crap?



    88. 88

      why would anyone wanna fuck that?



    89. 89

      Apparently, Manson doesn't get aroused by his music!Re: squid12 – Is he really asian = small wiener? Question to all ladies: What is so amazing about him?



    90. 90

      Re: harrybalsac – LOL HAHA



    91. 91

      that picture is one of the most disgusting things i've ever seen



    92. 92

      oooooooooooo nasty !



    93. 93

      That is the most gross pic ever.



    94. 94

      i love the tuck



    95. 95

      this picture is so creepy ….



    96. 96

      Thats disturbing to look at & to read about, DAMN MEN ARE STUPID.



    97. 97

      MANGINA!!!! EWWWWW!



    98. 98

      Is the bench pressing charges?



    99. 99

      OH MY LANTA



    100. 100

      pic, plz!

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