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"Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench"
Ouch, that sounds painful! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline (plus see the uncensored Manson photo).
[Image via WENN.]
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
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That picture of Manson is DISGUSTING! He needs to go far away for a long time!!!!!!
What the FUCK is wrong with people. Jesus christ.
He's saying into the mic–"PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET"
Hey, that gave Belushi and Piven an idea about a new game to play.
When no one cares -just imitate the FREAK in silence of the lambs - always been a sick fuck - always WILL be - No talent dipshit - so un original - so awful in every single way
Re: Cubican – LMAO
He makes me ill just looking at him. I heard of a guy getting stuck in a swimming pool drain.
He should get to know Art Price, JR.
Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.
Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.
"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.
Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.
what the fuck happened to manson's peen?!!!!
this is so disturbing!
vomit
ILL ILL ILL ILL
Oh my god…that sh*t sounds so much like an "American Pie" scenerio. Haven't these guys who are desperate and needy ever hear of blow up dolls? I guess the bench was just a cheaper way to go about it….until all of the medical bills are recieved. :/
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first off.. that picture of Manson is disturbing! LOL But this story is truly hilarious… I don't feel a damned bit sorry for his ass.. and thats what he gets for sticking it where it don't belong! LMAO!! I could imagine this in my head as I was reading it him going to the hospital with the bench attached to his dick CLASSIC! LMAO…well, maybe he'll learn his lesson though I doubt it!
ROFL
Yes, now we know what he really want to be, like the name Marilyn didn't tell us already.
That's so old…. it happened in August 08
Re: baileygail – jaja i couldn´t imagine it. Thanks
wow looks like he has a vagina the way he manscapes…and his goth wee wee is so small and pathetic he has to tuck it…
Re: harrybalsac – You used to be funny….What happened? Socializing with too many retards? Its rubbed off on you. You're not funny.
This proves some guys will fuck anything.
people in hong kong must have small ones to fit in tiny holes around the bench…. wierd.
that must have been an fines ass bench. love can make made do strange things
MANGINA!
Is that a vagina? please comment. I'm confused.
PEREZ, THIS IS OLD NEWS. THIS STORY IS FROM AUGUEST 2008.
AND IT'S XIAN.. YOU SPELLED IT XING.. GET IT RIGHT.
PS THIS HAS NOTHINGTO DO WITH GOSSIP ABOUT CELEBS YOU MORON
PPS WHY ARE YOU POSTING A NON-CELEB RELATED STORY FROM 6 MONTHS AGO?????
Re: scoop16 –
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you bring it flowers. or are you a card guy?
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
PS BITCHES
THERE IS PROOF THAT THIS STORY IS FROM AUG 2008… JUST GOOGLE IT
PEREZ, YOURE TOO BUSY PIMPING YOUR FAT ASS OUT AND SELLING OUT LIKE THE WHORES YOU REPORT ON, YOURE TOO BUSY TO KEEP THE SITE REAL… HAHAHA YOURE SLIPPING
Re: plussizedsweetie –
I KNOW EH
PEREZ IS POSTING 6 MONTH OLD NEWS
WHAT A LOSER
HE IS SLIPPING
WHY, WHY, WHY would anyone want Manson sexually? He's soooo disgusting. A slug from unda da rug!
One word: BARF.
men are so disgusting
eugh
DIta von Teese needs to thank the girl that broke up their marriage.
She must be more fucked in the head than I thought to MARRY this Mo-Fo.
Is this the same incident that happened over several months ago?
That's an old, old story, Perez. I blogged about it months ago.
omg!!! lol ……kinky :S
Lmao
……where is it?
so is manson a girl?
eww, he is so gross… marilyn manson. y would someone be with that?
Why does Manson have a vagina?
…W-T-F
delicious
dumb ass!
Once he got hard, the bench turned into a huge cock ring. He was'nt going to go limp…………….poor pathetic guy.
that happened a long time ago like closer to 6 months ago
OMFGGGGG!
THAT PICTURREE….
hahaha
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROFLLLLL ….. OMG =x I CAN'T STOP CRACKING UP BAHAHAHAHAHA
Is it Xian or Xing?
Seriously WTF ??
what a perv
or he was just a desparate man
how sad
I love Mr. Manson.
this has got to be the scariest photo i've ever seen!
Is it against the law to be naked like this on stage? Seriously I'm curious.
Ewww!!!
omg thats sooo embarrasing!
Steel benches make me horny…but not as horny as Marilyn Manson's vag.
….literally horrifying…doubt anyone clicked to see the article….doubt anyone expected to see Manson's mangina….
Re: Ashole –
HAHAHAHAHA
WTF?
this is OLD news and so gross!!!
Haha the mangina.
holly shit!!!!!!! that is nutty- no pun intended!!!!!!
Manson can do NO wrong
Drugs kill and that bitch is half dead. It looks like he has something sticking out of his ass.
UM
"would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard." lmao!!
i wasn't suprised when I heard the story…just when i saw the picture accompanying it…sooo attractive
wow
that is great stuff.
ever heard of rosey palmer and her five sisters?
maybe he was working on a sex tape.
omg o.O
that guy is a stupid douche bag
Where the hell is his KICKSTAND????????????????????????? and what the F are those scars??????????????? screw the article - you get what you deserve for humping a bench
This guy is definitely hellbound.
HAHA, It puts the lotion on its skin !!HAHA!
That is, without a doubt, the most repulsive photo I've ever seen. Thanks a lot, Perez - I was having a perfectly lovely evening having a late dinner and netsurfing, but that's it for eating. YUCK
WTF is wrong with people
AMY WINEHOUSE IS LOOKING BETTER THAN EVER IN THAT PHOTO!!
sounds like the guy needs to check out the fleshlight! geez, humping a park bench? not a good thing, lol.
God,that is just so ewy. that must've hurt, tho
Oh this didn't happen yesterday.. It was a while back.
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the story is hilarious haha but that picture is just grosss!
I am a young and elegant lady from us. i just wonder if i can meet a rich man here,because i am at the beginning of my career and i need someone's support..i uploaded my hot photos on *****blackwhitefriends . c o m******* under the name Christina , maybe you want to check out my photos first!
I once humped a bench. Her name was Cynthia 2. A little frigid she was at first, but, good times.
Hey Manson !
you've lost something
That happened on August 7th…
well, wouldnt have mattered much if they cut it off anyway, I mean, he isnt much of a man now IS HE! I hope that bench presses charges for rape and damage!
Re: harrybalsac – should have bought more than that, notice it said 'series of SMALL holes' he had to have gotten the bench drunk to get it near his 'Little Xing'
Re: LaDiva is official…. – IDK but he looks like even more of a freak in that pic, he is so weird!
lol!
Hahaha, Asians fit their dicks in small holes…
OMG!! what a disgusting fucking mess!!
whoa
This story is OLD I saw it last year and it came with a picture of the dude stuck to the bench.