CSI Getting Desperate?

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William Petersen and his Gil Grissom may have left CSI, but now they've got Asslee Simpson and Pete Wentz!

The new parents have just signed a deal to guest star on CSI: NY. And no, they (thankfully!) will not be playing themselves. Instead, the couple will (be edited to) portray a wannabe Bonnie and Clyde duo.

Really? The couple who named their kid Bronx Mowgli?

Was Petersen actually abandoning ship?

Pete's an ass pirate after all!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jan 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm / Email this  »

    53 comments to “CSI Getting Desperate?”



    1. 1

      No, see getting desperate would be having Perez Hilton on your show.



    2. 2

      Seeing as how CSI: NY and CSI are two completely different shows, who cares? CSI itself really went downhill. I've never watched the NY one and I've only seen the pilot of Miami and it was REALLY BAD.



    3. 3

      She should've stayed blonde. That's about all the enthusiasm I can dig up for these 2.



    4. 4

      AS LONG AS HE PLAYS A DEAD GUY HE SHOULD BE FINE….



    5. 5

      Will they get killed and then hacked to pieces for the CSI peeps to go over?



    6. 6

      Wow! Im almost first! I just wanted to say I think Pete & Ash look great in that pic! I agree that their babies name sucks! But you suck too Perez! Stop hating on Jennifer Aniston! Everybody else loves her you idiot! TEAM ANISTON!!!!!!



    7. 7

      LOL, I love the title of this post and wow how desperate… they're fugly and stupid!



    8. 8

      You just hate everything, don't you?



    9. 9

      Fattie…

    10. tinky says – reply to this


      10

      ummm petersen was in csi LAS VEGAS and they will be appearing in csi NY…. its not the same show u know!! so how is one related to the other?? just being curious…



    11. 11

      Nice rack….



    12. 12

      take it easy on them Perez, Jeez. They're really nice/decent people. I wish them all the best!!

      Love both of them, and their cute baby of course



    13. 13

      Re: Mikejoke – Some people just want to watch the world burn…



    14. 14

      I'LL WATCH IT IF PETE'S ON. I WANT HIS HOT LITTLE BUTT.



    15. 15

      I wonder who's more irrelevant..these two?… Or the crusty fugly SaMAN & HOhan? It's a toss up. Although there is at least SOME good things to say about these two, like they at least looked like they showered in the last month. Unlike the other 2



    16. 16

      NEXT RETARD>>>>



    17. 17

      Re: Pwn3d! – LOL!!



    18. 18

      DAMMIT, CSI blows now, and that officially seals the deal that I will never watch a jerry bruckheimer show again.



    19. 19

      They would make much better vampires.



    20. 20

      Re: mandabanana
      With Grissom & Sara gone that will end the romance BS. That is an improvement.

    21. goeze says – reply to this


      21

      Re: tinky – That's what I thought too



    22. 22

      Wrong CSI, asshole. It could be worse though, they could be starring in the one that the ginger man with the throat cancer voice is in. THAT would be worth destroying your television.



    23. 23

      Who is posting these bits on your website anyway Perez? Do you even bother to check any facts like which are the THREE CSI SHOWS? CSI, CSI: NY and CSI MIAMI. Ashley and Pete will be at least as good on the TV show as you are in your posts.



    24. 24

      Petersen is on the original CSI, not CSI: NY



    25. 25

      This is why everyone calls you and your obnoxious wife douchebags, Pete Wentz. Nothing is worse than overexposed D list celebrities.



    26. 26

      CSI > CSI: New York
      They're two completely different shows. The original has better writing, better cast members and better story lines than the other two.

      btw, Lawrence Fishburne is a BADASS.



    27. 27

      Willaim Peterson is in on the original CSI, NOT CSI:New York. Get your shit straight! I only watch the original anyway. The other 2 suck!



    28. 28

      Grissom was on the CSI in Las Vegas. Ashlee and Pete won't have any effect on that one!



    29. 29

      what the fuck does Grissom have to do with CSI:NY?? he was on the Las Vegas one you fucktard…..and I have to agree with Pwn3d!, having you as a guest would definitely constitute being desperate



    30. 30

      And I will miss Peterson! Last night was a good show!



    31. 31

      Re: tinky
      Re: moviebuff
      Re: Chocolatelover
      Re: April**
      Re: *tedibare*
      Re: Jadeey

      You guys should read it over again. He didn't say anything wrong. He just related CSI to CSI NY. They are related you know.



    32. 32

      Hey Ash! Wanna make some quick cash? Take a COCK PIC of Petey and sell it to me! LOL. Dumb Bitch!



    33. 33

      I think that would be nice for them! :)



    34. 34

      omg that will be amazing i dont normally watch it but i will watch that one in the uk



    35. 35

      What does that have anything to do with CSI: LV, Gil Grissom, or William Petersen? They are appeaing on the New York one so why would that affect anything or anyone on the Las Vegas CSI?

    36. Zorak says – reply to this


      36

      Petersen left CSI to move back here (Chicago) to do theater work because he said he felt he'd played Grissom to the end.
      Perez, do you even bother to research ANYTHING at all? Or just still leeching off of everyone elses' sites?

    37. slgee says – reply to this


      37

      You're retarded, Perez.
      CSI is NOT CSI: NY; William Peterson left CSI, not CSI: NY.

    38. Jai says – reply to this


      38

      Pete Wentz is the king of the douchebags



    39. 39

      OH KEEE COKE Y .



    40. 40

      Notice they're not going to be on the REAL CSI, just that New York abortion. Wentz as a butt bandit - totally believable…after all, he is a total douche.



    41. 41

      CSI and CSI: NY are two different shows… Peterson is (well was) on the CSI one…



    42. 42

      Re: Pwn3d! – Ditto!



    43. 43

      P-U !!! PONG - I SMELL SHIT - SHIT ON FUDGE-PACKER'S TINY COCK - AS HIS STICKS IT UP ASSLEE'S BOTTOM WHERE SHE DEMANDS IT !!!! - REEK !!!
      according to Pete Dunce's radio interview with Stern !!!!
      P-U !!! PONG - I SMELL SHIT - SHIT ON FUDGE-PACKER'S TINY COCK - AS HIS STICKS IT UP ASSLEE'S BOTTOM WHERE SHE DEMANDS IT !!!! - REEK !!!
      according to Pete Dunce's radio interview with Stern !!!!



    44. 44

      We get it… they're glued at the hip and need money- enough already!



    45. 45

      they are so annoying!!



    46. 46

      OH NO! Please dont do this!!! I hate when shows put celebs on to make ratings. This is dumb! Just about as bad as when they had K-Fed on the show.

    47. Laxer says – reply to this


      47

      I still say Pete is hot and talented…the Mrs? Kind to her daddy.



    48. 48

      Sexy Pete.



    49. 49

      Ummmm, Gil Grissom has NOTHING to do with CSI: New York. Like, nothing. At all. Yea…



    50. 50

      NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    51. 51

      i am so watching this.



    52. 52

      DAMNN! twilight should of cast them, no they might be to scary and ya CSI is getting desperate and they are getting rid of the csi peeps



    53. 53

      'petes an ass pirate afterall'

      LMFAOOOOO!