Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
When Madonna was a struggling dancer in the NYC back in 1979, she agreed to pose for a fully frontal nude pic for $25.
Well, the photographer who took that snap is poised to make a ginormous profit off said photo.
It's up for auction at the New York branch of Christie's on February 12th, and it's expected to go for at least $10,000.
Will the highest bidder be Madge herself?
[Image via WENN.]