John McCain Kills Stepford Cindy's Dancing Dreams
Filed under: TV News > John McCain
Johnnyboy totally wears the pants (and the strao-on) in this relationship!
Cindy McCain was apparently in talks with Dancing with the Stars' producers just before Thanksgiving to appear next season, but this week, the former presidential candidate put the kibosh on the negotiations.
Insiders say that Cindy really, really wanted to do it too!
Oh, sure, Johnny. You were allowed to pursue your dream, but little Stepford can't?
Not fair!
Cindy on Dancing would've been brills!!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: January 16, 2009 at 11:00 am
Maybe John wants to do it!
AS CLASSY AS I EXPECTED FROM CINDY MCCAIN!
He just knows what his wife will do for a line or two of cocaine and he does not want to taste another mans gooey dick because we all know McCain can't get it up!!
QUICK FACT #2 ABOUT LEONA/NORBERT…..IT TALKS IN THE THIRD PERSON BECAUSE IT HAS TO OR ELSE IT WOULDN'T REMEMBER ITS NAME. ITS ON DRUGS AND DRINKS VERY CHEAP LIQUOR. QUITE SAD REALLY.
Leave John McCain alone! you have no repect for the elderly. People were more prejudice against McCain for being old than they were against Obama for being black! its just sad, the double standard.
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! THAT IS PRICELESS! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
THE STAIN REMAINS UNCHANGED!
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THE CRYPT KEEPER WILL BE POPPING PILLS TONIGHT!
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GOOD TIMES!
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Blahhh who cares…
HE WEARS THE STRAP ON BECAUSE HIS LITTLE DICK DON'T WORK! TODD LIKES IT THOUGH! THERE IS ALWAYS A SILVER LINING! (no I'm not talking about that tooth)
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THE IMPOTENT ONE WILL NEVER RISE AGAIN!
Sweetpiece is the shit that comes out of LG's anus…
LG n sweetpiece both dug their graves…. Bitches are useless… Done…
Who wants to see her old, dried up ass anyway? Cloris did "old hag" first and I am sure did it better.
Are the lame ass desperate housewives posting today?
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Oh I SEE THE BITCHES!!! WHAT A BLOODY MESS THEY ARE!
McCain's a world class douchebag. He was an even WORSE pilot than GWB, "broke" while captured (the tapes of his admitting to confessing to war crimes is on record), and with "The McCain Bill" if one of ours gets captured during war then we all may as well write them off because then it's only McCain's business whether they're alive or not…not the family, not the people who knew and loved the missing….only McCain the douchebag.
I guess John is the person who wears underpants in this marriage.
Re: DAAHHLING! – Last year while vacationing in St. Bart's, LG dared me to shove a coconut up IT'S ass and hasn't been the same since ( it's still in there!)
She's worth over a $100 million and has a pre-nup with this old coot. I would do whatever I wanted and if he didn't like it…he could hit the road…without my money!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People, how about that airplane crash. Isn't it UNBELIEVABLE???
Re: DAAHHLING! – OH Milky Milky Milky you soured fat fistulated cow.
(oops, my bad, thought that was you husbands)
Pathetic really.
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I can see you disgesting. I thought I told you not to "eat" your husbands dick. No wonder you are so unhappy.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – How did you get unchained from the tranny's shitter gimp?
Re: LaDiva come n get me bitches… – AH HA HA HAHA AH OMG !
Stop it your hysterical!!! LOL!!!! OH SO ….. lame.
Re: SweetPat –
Good morning to you too, SweetPat xoxoxo
FUCK!
DO YOU DAAHHLINGS KNOW THAT ASSUME THE POSITION HAS A METH PROBLEM. YES, IT'S TRUE DEARS. HE ALSO HAS NO TEETH. VERY SAD. BUT THE GERBILS MAKE HIM HAPPY. HE LOVES GERBILS. AND HOBOS. MUST NOT FORGET THE HOBOS.
Yep,that's funny Mario pick on the crippled war hero.This guy could still rip out your spine and beat you to death with it!!I got to hand it to you Mario….picking on 16 year old girls and war veterns-classy.
booooooooo
Harry I tried to fuck not fight. But when I got close I was so overwhelmed with the fetid fumes…I fainted.
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At least I slept good.
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FUCK! FETID! FUMES! FAINTED! FUCK! FETID! FUMES! FAINTED! FUCK! FETID! FUMES! FAINTED! FUCK! FETID! FUMES! FAINTED!FUCK! FETID! FUMES! FAINTED!FUCK! FETID! FUMES! FAINTED!FUCK! FETID! FUMES! FAINTED!……..
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – YOU ARE SAD. I'M EMBARRASSED FOR YOU. VERY SAD. GO BACK TO EATING YOUR GRANOLA AND BEING UP LEONA'S VERY USED ASS. OFF WITH YOU NOW. HIP HOP, HIP HOP.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – NO DEAR. NOT MILKY. BUT IF YOU GUESS CORRECTLY I'LL SEND YOU A GIFT BASKET FULL OF GRANOLA.
Is performing on "Dancing With the Stars" Cindy's only alternative to leading a fulfilling life after failing to become First Lady? If that's the case, why doesn't she go on the show by herself? The ol' Maverick probably can't dance too great and she'd be better off with a younger partner.
Better still, why don't Cindy and John fade in obscurity in Arizona and enjoy their "Golden Years" in seclusion?
HE is such a fuckin ASSHOLE…….
dam I wanted to see her in a $500,000.00 tutu ….
i wish she was on there.
Re: Big Black Dick – DAAHHLING BELIEVES YOU DEAR. IT LIKES ANAL STIMULATION A LITTLE TOO MUCH. ITS VERY DISTURBING.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – Don't cry to me, you picked your poison! LG is bag farts stinkin' up this place! Even rats know when to get off a sinking ship! Save yourself!
Re: DAAHHLING! – No just had some but thanks!
Re: Big Black Dick – *OF FARTS old Tranny FARTS!
Re: Big Black Dick – So clever for a bitch.
Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – even better idea!
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I LOVE HOW THIS JUST BURNS THEM UP! THE REPUBE LICKING ASSHOLES!
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BURNS BURNS BURNS!!!
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LIKE THE ACIDIC OOZE FROM A VAGABONDS ASSHOLE. SORRY, TALKING ABOUT MILKY AND THE BITCHES AGAIN! I DIGRESS.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – Lmao oh so….stupid.. Must have gotten that from associating with LG…
Re: DAAHHLING! – I wish sweatpig would choke on a granola bar n die… hehe that would be…sweet.
I agree with the others. Leave Johnny alone. He is old, he is disabled from protecting our sorry asses, but the real reason is this. He has to work with my man Obama to craft legislation to fix all the problems that are now facing this country. To that end, he is Obama's main man with the Republicans. This sounds like sort of a fake, nonstory anyway.
McCain can't stand to be upstaged by anyone close to him, just ask Gov. Palin.
Typical wife beating Republican!
Re: LaDiva come n get me bitches… – LG AND SWEETPIECE ARE ONE IN THE SAME. DAMN, NOW I MUST GO
Re: guilty of being white – love the new avie.
I didn't know she had a soul??? She looks like a lifeless robot!
PRICELESS!
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – ???????
what happened to you??
SP you used to be cool.
my bunny friend why are you so vulgar now.
LG has changed you.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – BITCH? Look in the mirror Sweatpig! Your sooo far up Lucifer's Gonad's ASS you can tell us what the tranny had for dinner! Hope ur playin' beach vollyball cuz your on a team of 2! Later loser!
yeah somehow I don't see Cindy McCain wanting to do cheesy reality dance shows that have had big name class acts like Mario Lopez….
dance dance.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – Priceless? Not even, the tranny bouhgt and sold your sorry little ass! It's all over but the crying! Run, run to your mommy!
feresh.
Re: mama of 2 – That pig used to be cool. Steer clear, she will turn on you for no reason…
Re: Big Black Dick – Lmao bitch is cooking now…. Wish we could roast her for dinner n have her carass even by maggots…
Re: mama of 2 – Sorry Mama! Just fighting fire with fire! You know I fight for the right!
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Racism and homophobia are unacceptable! You all want to say YEAH to being bigots then go ahead.
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I will not be quiet about it. I would be a hypocrite.
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I always will heart you all! (the good times fucking and fisting) This was bound to go down. Our party was temporary.
Re: Big Black Dick – OH BBD, it is good to see you all worked up! Putting that mouth to use for something other than eating shit.
Fuck him!
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What's a "strao-on"? If you want to insult someone, at least spell it correctly, Perez. Bad form, my friend. Bad form.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – oh hunny bunny..
do not call mama a bigot!!! i love and appreciate all walks of life. i don't discriminate. things said on this site are light hearted and most of the time a joke. if you can't take jokes then you have no business on this site. you know as well as i do that half the shit said on this site is ment to be funny. all of a sudden you and LG desided to take EVERYTHING seriously. that takes the fun out of it. i have done NOTHING to either of you and for you to call me a bigot is uncalled for.
Re: mama of 2 – Mama I would not lie to u. This Diva will always cherish u. However this is the truth. As you know, Sweetpiece was considered by myself as a posse of mine. However SP turned on me. Still don't know nor care at this point as to why. I am not homophobic or racist. So neither of what she said applies to me. And as you know my darling, I fight fire with fire. I will not back down… SP lost herself the moment she starting sucking LG's cock…. That cock is treacherous….
Re: mama of 2 – Thank you!! Why all the fighting??
strao-on??
proof read.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – DO YOU EVER HAVE FUN? DAAHHLING THINKS YOU NEED TO LAUGH MORE. AND STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE. DAAHHLING IS ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU.
Re: LaDiva come n get me bitches… – i know…
i was trying to be nice cuz i am in a good mood but calling me a bigot is too much. we all say things on here to be funny. i take it with a grain of salt. SP and i have always been cool..so that is why i wanted to give a chance. i see now that i shouldn't have wasted my time. SP your shit does stink contrary to your belief. get off your high horse.
Re: guilty of being white – LG and sweetpiece have decided to go insane.
pooor lonely bastards.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – Good luck gettin' my shit outta ur fur, it's sucks knowing that you picked wrong and it's all going to Hell in a bucket huh? Bob Dylan sang "Ya don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows!", but I guess you do, so sad! Have fun living out your days in loserville,pop., YOU and that dusty old douchebag!
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – sorry rodent. you seem to be the only one who worships LG….apparently there are lots out there who think IT'S a wack!
Re: mama of 2 – Exactly mama. Not even the feces of the wordl would associate with her except for that old carass otherwise known as LG….
GOOD MORNING LOVES! KISSES ALL AROUND!!! MARVELOUS AVIE SWEETPIECE DARLING–AS USUAL!!! NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS!!! SINDY MCSTAIN WILL ALWAYS BE ALRIGHT AS LONG AS 99 CENT
QTS OF BEER ARE SOLD IN POOR NEIGHBORHOODS!!! SINDY IS A BEER PUSHER AND HER COMPANY HAS CAUSED MORE DWIS, ALCOHOL RELATED DEATHS AND BEATINGS OF WOMEN THAN A CHAIN OF MIDDLE TIER
EATERIES–YOU KNOW, LIKE THE ONES THAT SELL BLOOMIN' ONIONS!!!
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THE CRYPTKEEPER CAN NOT MATCH THIS SHE-DEVIL IN PURE DE EVIL!!!
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WHORE RAISES SCORPIONS NOT ORCHIDS LIKE LG AND MANY OTHER SOCIETY MAVENS!!!
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Re: Big Black Dick – Exactly BBD. Bitch dug her own grave now she better lie in it…
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! –
HEY SWEETPIECE……..
HOW MANY MEXICANS CAN YOU FIT INTO A MINIVAN??????????????
don't go SP..
i wanna chat more.
please tell me more about myself.
i am sooo intirested.
Re: LG Inspiration for the Nation! – Take your insipid inspiration and shove it up that dusty ass we all know as your shitty carcass.
Re: The One. The Only. MILK – You tell me.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – come on sweet….politics have nothing to do with the issue at hand….lg is a bonafide asshole and quite surely responsible for the ridiculous drama around here…..do you forget you too were a target in the initial impostor appearance…….she'd throw you under the bus too if you weren't her only pal left………..this pink world is a comedic outlet for everyone…including lg…..she's a hypocrite….you are the one being blinded by your ideology, and for some reason not able to stand up to the act that is lg………..i would have gone on playing her game indefinitely if he hadn't attacked me so vilely……and then cower with a lame ass apology that he was just trying to stir the pot, again….you know i'm not a racist or homophobe…….lg is the one that crossed the line…not me, milky, or anyone else……….i haven't taken sides in anyone else's battles, and i won't in this one either……i'll always heart you sweets……but you have seriously misjudged the being that is lg
tgif.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – Did the little rodent crawl back in it's hole? Come on out, all we want is your FUZZY FUCKIN' HEAD ON A STICK! That's all. Where's your fancy words now,see?
Re: mama of 2 –
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DARLING, PLEASE REMEMBER…
THE ONLY THING "OFFICIAL" ABOUT THE SHEBITCH LaDiva IS THAT SHE'S A WHORE, REGISTERED AND CERTIFIED!!!
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LaDIVA HAS BEEN LAID
BY MORE
MEN THAN…
SALTILLO TILE!!!
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FLEE NOW UNREPENTANT WORLD-REKNOWN WHORE!!!
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Re: Big Black Dick – Nothing to pick. Wrong? Never. I chose myself and my beliefs.
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Racism is wrong. Homophobia is wrong. I chose not to join in. That is right.
Re: Big Black Dick – hahaha!
Re: mamajud – well said.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – 15!! amazing, isn't it?
Re: LG Inspiration for the Nation! – What's for lunch? Tranny stuffed with rabbit! Pack your bags ya old festering sore!
Re: LaDiva come n get me bitches… –
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CLOSE YOUR LEGS, YOUR MOUTH, AND REEKING ASS HORRID DISGRACE TO HUMANITY!!!
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Re: Big Black Dick –
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ACTUALLY LG WILL BE HAVING DIVINITY STUFFED WITH COCK!!!
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CARE TO JOIN US, DARLING???
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Re: Big Black Dick – what do you think?
RABBIT STEW
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1 (2 1/2 to 3 lb.) rabbit, cut up
6 peeled, sm. white onions
1 1/2 c. diced celery
4 1/2 tsp. salt
1/8 tsp. pepper
2 qts. boiling water
2 c. diced carrots
2 c. diced potatoes
1/2 c. flour
3/4 c. cold water
1 tbsp. chopped parsley
Wash and dry cleaned rabbit. Place in kettle with next 6 ingredients. Cover; simmer 2 hours or until rabbit is tender. Add potatoes; blend flour and water. Stir into stew. Cook until thickened and add parsley.
Re: LG Inspiration for the Nation! – cock? the one you tuck between your legs?
Re: SweetPat – glad you're around to see the action!
Re: LG Inspiration for the Nation! – what exactly do you hope to gain coming on here day after day and spewing you hate?? we come on here whilea t work, getting paid. where are you? your parents basement? the stuff said on here is ment to be fun. i am not ,nor will i ever be a bigot! i believe in freedom of speech. yes there are time on here when somone says something and i voice a difference of opinoin but that is my right to do so. just because we have a different opinion does not make me a bigot, racist, homophobe!!! your attack at me is uncalled for.
Re: SWEETPIECE OF TEAM LG! – just google it….who knows if they are even mexicans…..but if you can't see the humor in the video at it's face value……i don't know what else to say……….i defy you not to crack a smile at the benny hill music alone
Fancy words? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! You got me there!
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BTW…..I AM DELICIOUS AND WILL ALWAYS BE…SWEETPIECE!
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Re: LG Inspiration for the Nation! – Oh and old twat, just cuz you parked your shopping cart under an overpass of the 241, that ain't exactly Belair bitch!
oh well, i'd love to stick around, but unfortunately can't. smell ya later LG!
Re: Big Black Dick – #14
just read it!
LOL
IT IS ABYSMAL HOW MamaCUD STATES THAT THE COW, FEATURE INGREDIENT TO A BOX OF HAMBUGER HELPER (FINE DINING IN THE CUD HOUSEHOLD) DIDN'T "CROSS THE LINE"–ESPECIALLY WHEN SAID COW ADMITTED, ADMITTED DARLINGS, TO HAVING BEEN "FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED!!!"
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Re: mamajud – Hey Mama! oxox always.
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This is not political at the core. It is moralistic.
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Too much hate.
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I am all love but will fight injustice wherever I see it.
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Re: The One. The Only. MILK – i know.
i have to go to.