Knoxville Dropped The Bomb Ball
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Johnny Knoxville is saying he didn't pack the inert grenade! Because he's a Jackass not a dumbass!
The skater boy said that a wardrobe lady shoved the grenade in his luggage while he was filming a commercial, and that he never knew it was in there.
Uh huh! Nice excuse.
He wrote on his blog,
"Ah fuck was I bummed when I realized what had happened… The cops did their job and verified that it wasn’t real. Also, they were cool as they could be to me, considering the situation, and it is no ones fault but my own. I should have checked my goddamn luggage through and through, but I didn’t and now we have this incident. From what I hear, all the tabloids are saying it was a real grenade, but that’s bullshit. They just said that to make a story out of it, because if it was real I never would have been allowed to board my flight to Miami an hour later. Anyway, it was a mistake, and I just landed at the Miami airport. Damn."
Glad everything worked out okay!
[Image via WENN.]
It was going in Steve O's ass for Jackass #3.
Blahhh not everyone is collecting SSI like that old hag lg to be reading all of this.. moving on…
BORING PUTO!
he's sexy so who gives a shit?
Johnny..you are so fucking sexy…and I don't know why I feel this way…cream..slosh…seeping through my panties.
Oh, please… He would totally do it!
I would love to suck off Johnny Knoxville. YUM!
NEXT MARIO!
Yummy Yummy Screw Me Johnny
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hey dumbshit…everyone knows that you are asked if your luggage has been in your possession at all times and if anyone had access to it.
no, he is definitely a dumbass.
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"Skater Boy"? Knoxville isn't a skater.
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I could care less about this guy.
HOWEVER…it is kind of nice to see a celeb blog post that (1) Makes sense (2) stays on track (3) has good spelling and punctuation.
I didn't think he had it in him.
Don't call Johnny Knoxville a "skater boy." He is not a skateboarder. Just an awesome dude that happens to hang out with a bunch of skateboarders. (Bam, Pontius, Steve-O, Wee Man are all skateboarders.)
Yeah, wardrobe ladies are known for sticking fake ordnance in actors' luggage. He's guilty, he's dumb, he's a douche.
could he write like a bigger try hard fuckwit?
Isn't he a bit old to be a 'skater boi'?
This guy is fuckin' retarded!