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"Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay"
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Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay
Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.
Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.
The monkey is not considered dangerous.
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lol wtf?
LOL
First!!!
eww monkey poo
Tampa Bay is a body of water. Are you referring to the city of Tampa? Cause here we dont call Tampa, Tampa Bay…its Tampa. Prick.
hah
Ha! Love it.
O SHIT !
Must be a Scientologist. Is there a Cruise offspring that we do not know about?
so I guess the shit is flying - literally!
Oh, snap!
OMG… I live in that area and I think if would be freakin awesome to see that monkey…
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Enjoy!
I recognize these two. They're relatives who stayed in Miami when Mario went west. They said he embarrassed them and gave the family a bad name.
Oh thts sad I hope they find it
wow.
Where exactly in Tampa Bay? Tampa Bay isn't a city you know. It's a metropolitan area consisting of several counties. It's a damn large area of Florida. Even the dumb butt newspapers confuse non- Floridians.
Dude, everybody in Florida knew about this by at least yesterday! Duhhh!
That damn Tom Cruise is on the lose again.
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TALK ABOUT FIERCE!!!
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Some RELATIVES start celebrating early in Washington?
lmao
SteRe: Stevie D. –
Ummm….I live in St. Pete, and we have always called this area Tampa Bay- I don't know what the fuck you are talking about. St. Pete, Tampa, Clearwater-all known as the Tampa Bay area cuz we are surrounding the Tampa Bay-maybe you should pick up a map.
Is this headline a little redundant? I mean, are there monkeys that don't throw feces?
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Call Dustin Hoffman quick!!! Or wait a minute - that was a capuchin monkey in "Outbreak." Never mind but the monkey will not get far if it comes to the bay or a canal or something. Monkeys do not like water and can't swim
Where can I git one?
OMG - Mad monkey projectiles - run for the hill!!!
omg!! lol!
Re: lisamp – well last time i checked…tampa is NOT ST. PETE. so how about you suck a dick? how do ya like that?
A fesus monkey is on the loose!
You should really keep your family under control Mario.
IF I SEE THIS LITTE FUCK IM GOING TO SHIT IN MY HAND AND THROW IT IN THE FUCKERS FACE!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!