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Joaquin Phoenix: Is This A Joke???

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Joaquin Phoenix has "retired" from acting and is trying his hand as a rapper now.

The actor hip hop wannabe performed at Lavo in Las Vegas on Friday night and it was a DISASTER!

Sooooo bad!

Check out his painful rapping in the first (top) video, and in the bottom video he's so out of it that he completely falls and eats the floor as he tries to walk off stage.

This smells like some Borat-type shit!

For his sake, he better be pranking us all or else he must be on some serious drugs.

His brother died of an overdose!

    Posted: Jan 17, 2009 at 7:19 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      Very sad, he was promising.



    2. 2

      why…why? joaquin?… WHY!!!!!!!!!?.



    3. 3

      Even he's better than Lil Wayne.



    4. 4

      he must me fucking around…because that was horrible!!



    5. 5

      some people cant stand bein out of the limelight
      poor bloke.. didnt he used to be quite hot?
      hmm he should come to England we are all f***ed over here no one will give him a 2nd glance
      we have strange ugly nakid dude rapping in the town centre every saturday they could duet



    6. 6

      I still like him. Maybe the man is trying to be silly.

    7. Cora says – reply to this


      7

      I hope we're being punkd!!



    8. 8

      im out of words…. its funny to watch though… he was so good looking on walk the line!



    9. 9

      i think he's on drugs.



    10. 10

      what a douche



    11. 11

      I think he's completely serious. Any respect I had for him as an actor or person has completely been shattered.



    12. 12

      AHHAHA this was HIlarious!



    13. 13

      Rivers' turning over in his grave right about now!!!!



    14. 14

      Hell to the motherfucking yeah, Big Joaquin doing it real big! I'ma have that song bumpin' in my vehicle this afternoon as I cruise on over the spot, you feel me? J.P. gonna get this party poppin' all night, you dig?



    15. 15

      Wow, someone might need an intervention before it's too late. If this is for real I don't know how his people could stand by and allow the self destruction…fame isn't easy.



    16. 16

      There is absolutely no way he is serious. It's hilarious.



    17. 17

      I'm speechless and sad 4 him :(



    18. 18

      I guess he's trying different modes of singing styles, his next career move. LOL. He should stick to what he knows best.



    19. 19

      Mabey he's building it up to a thought Jim Morrison had about faking your own death and retreat to Africa or some deserted isle and come back in 30 years.
      And why is Ben Aflecks brother documenting the whole thing.It got to be a reverse F**k u Hollywood movie something thats never been done before.



    20. 20

      omg he sounds like santa claus smoking pot. HORRIBLE!!!! he's much much better in acting! what was he thinking!!!
      JOAQUIN PHOENIX PLEASE CONTINUE ACTING!!!
      STOP SINGING BULLSHIT



    21. 21

      I think he is doing a documentary about how the media treats a celeb that is obviously self destructing! Or maby i just hope he is ’cause he is such a great actor. If this is for real i hope his friends and family will step in and give him the help that he clearly needs.



    22. 22

      It's gotta be a joke. If it's not…omg!



    23. 23

      notice the background?



    24. 24

      BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Okay no wait take this seriously people he obviously has a serious drug issue….no wait BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's too funny…I can't do it!



    25. 25

      Ugh I'm so embarrassed for him!



    26. 26

      Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – Well almost time to get the hell out of here and fight the cold.Talk to u soon.



    27. 27

      Re: the last star – They are in-laws. This has to be an act for their "project". He's always been weird ai interviews, but this is just too much!!!

    28. ambam says – reply to this


      28

      Seriously I hope this is a joke. He was such a great actor & had a lot of potential.
      *sigh* He used to be so gorgeous.



    29. 29

      Re: the last star – Talk to you later, honey!



    30. 30

      I hate to say this but his brother's overdose really messed up his head and I bet he's back on drugs. The guy is clearly not stable and it sadened me to see him this way even I don't know the man he needs help.



    31. 31

      I don;t care what he does, I'd love to s*ck his d*ck.

    32. Ava J says – reply to this


      32

      Oh noooooo! I actually like him. If he truly is hooked on drugs, I hope he has people close to him, who will see it's time to get him some help. Poor guy. :-(



    33. 33

      CRACK HEAD!!!!umm ya!!



    34. 34

      omg!!!!!! he looks like Osama Bin Laden on drugs!



    35. 35

      That was exactly as cool as I expected it to be



    36. 36

      Please, that's no worse of a performance than any other I've seen from a rapper.



    37. 37

      I am not sure if he is serious or not, but he is making an ass out of self either way. I think that I read somewhere that Casey Afflick is making some kind of film on his rapping. So maybe they are making some kind of spoof film.



    38. 38

      this reminmed the old "still here im is hiden" Britney… hehe



    39. 39

      This isn't even funny…it is really sad.



    40. 40

      Oh my. D:



    41. 41

      that was some of the best shit I've seen out of tired hollyweird in a long time. My man is too much. What a way to exit the stage. Luv it.



    42. 42

      lets hope casey affleck actually releases that film he's making… cos will be full of lols!



    43. 43

      wow. what a fucking mess.



    44. 44

      AAAHAHHAhahahaha, I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT HIM FALLING!



    45. 45

      This is so saaaaaaaad



    46. 46

      Yes, painful is a good word for it.



    47. 47

      OMG I SINCERELY HOPE THAT THIS IS A JOKE….. ALTHOUGH I KNOW IN MY GUT THAT IT ISNT…WHY WOULD HE DO THIS..WERE ARE HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY? HE WAS WITH HIS BROTHER RIVER WHEN HE O.D'D HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER.. SUCH A GOOD ACTOR I HOPE HE GETS HELP.



    48. 48

      this is a joke right?



    49. 49

      Gotta be on your team on this one… not everyone is Jamie Fox… anyways why do you always need to end all posts related to J. P. with a reminder of his brother???? That's really malicious specially comming from someone who is high all the time too… get real Piggy!



    50. 50

      bahahahaha! …. o mid life crisis..



    51. 51

      he fell down the fuckin steps



    52. 52

      All I can say is POPOZAO!



    53. 53

      Seriously…he needs an intervention asap



    54. 54

      Sooooo wasted.

    55. MP says – reply to this


      55

      There are no words. This guy is one of the better actors out there and he throws it away for this??



    56. 56

      it's real and he's fucked up.sad. noone starts that shit thinking they'll end up like that, but it always ends the same way.



    57. 57

      No doubt he's pillin' it, but I'm having a hard time believing this was a serious venture. Oh fuck…what if it is?



    58. 58

      So Sad!!! He was such a great actor, and used to be hott too. =[

    59. Cura says – reply to this


      59

      Tragedy. Please someone help him.



    60. 60

      strange….



    61. 61

      lol i was there that night and it was done on purpose. you'll see it all the begining of 2010.

    62. sushi says – reply to this


      62

      He's a funny guy so I bet he's just fucking with everyone. Love him no matter what.



    63. 63

      That is so bad,dude go back to acting………..



    64. 64

      Maybe him and Casey Affleck are in on it. :shifty:



    65. 65

      Perez-
      That was fucken tacky to bring up the death of River Phoenix. Regardless if Joaquin is going through something or not you don't need to bring the dead into it for the sake of "controversy" or to make your "story" juicy.



    66. 66

      TOTAL PRANK. They are making a mocumentary.

    67. midi says – reply to this


      67

      gotta love it when the perez machine deletes posts of Vadge because people don't want to be spoon-fed Vadge's sex. so much for free speech - oh wait, it's no different from corporate america, where they sell you shit you don't want.



    68. 68

      Ok…I didn't watch the video…I respect him as an actor…but the low blow with his brother??? What are you thinking…that's really low…I mean down low…where is your humanity???



    69. 69

      This is very sad. pobrecito. :( he's clearly doin drugs.



    70. 70

      Seriously, what is he thinking? Letting go of his awesome movie career for this shit. It's not even good.



    71. 71

      what a douche!!!!!!!!!!! Leona I hope you are having a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!



    72. 72

      this is painful to watch.. like a car accident.. its like, u are horrified to watch it yet cant turn away..



    73. 73

      omg, this is so fucking sad but i find it hard not to laugh!

      poor guy is clearly on something…



    74. 74

      WTF was that? lolololol



    75. 75

      Oh WOOOOOOOWW, that was painful to watch. thank you Perez



    76. 76

      Wow, he was "lit up". Fame went to his head.Wonder what Johnny (Cash) would say to him? Perez, if this was a joke. Then you should be ashamed. If this is true. Well, you know the outcome already…



    77. 77

      Re: Assume the Position – LG”s having an Inauguration party
      tonight Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – with dyed red,white and blue popcorn.How cool is that!!!!!!!!



    78. 78

      I think he is dating Amy Winehouse. He is almost as gross and idiotic.



    79. 79

      Wow.



    80. 80

      booooo



    81. 81

      he sounds just like ever other rapper out there



    82. 82

      Re: the last star – I only want a party between the two of us!!! Talk to you tomorrow, love. Got to go to work early tomorrow! :(
      A kiss!



    83. 83

      This is sad.



    84. 84

      This is such a joke LOL it has to be!! No way did Joaquin go from this amazing actor to a nutcase…I don't believe it!! and if it is for real then what a WASTE of talent!



    85. 85

      Why is he sporting the Taliban look?



    86. 86

      Re: Assume the Position – Have a good night! :)



    87. 87

      Re: the last star – What's up Dude? I'm happy for Leona and I hate some posters are being so fucking rude to her yet they kissed her ass a few days ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not all the regulars are assholes but some are HUGE fucking pricks!!!!!!!!!!!!



    88. 88

      Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – Have a goodnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    89. 89


    90. 90

      Re: the last star – I thought you said you have a girlfriend? Not trying too cause drama………………………just a question! :)



    91. 91

      Sadly, it's another story of a celeb thinking they can do anything….why don't actors just stick to acting and singers stick to singing! Not everyone is talented at EVERYTHING! Joaquin I loved you so as an actor, now not so much!



    92. 92

      Did you read John McCain kills Steppord (6) WOW!!!.I'm watching boxing some good fights (hbo).I'll be in and out.



    93. 93

      It's part of a documentary on him! Stop letting Teddy tickle your balls and do some research!



    94. 94

      He has snapped and popped some screws loose! Lost his marbles! Nuts!



    95. 95

      River must be rolling over. When he was 18 he was saving rainforests, being an activist for animals, and talking about the world becoming green 20 years before Hollywood joined the bandwagon. No to mention getting best actor Academy Award nominations at 17 and being hailed as one of the greatest actors of his generation. He never made a fool of himself like this and then we lost him when we did and the media exploited the hell out of him which he hated so. And now his little brother's TRYING to make a joke outta the Phoenix name and he's 35 years old! RIP RJP



    96. 96

      Oh My GOd that was just hard to watch, but at the same time…SOOOOOO FUNNNYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA what an idiot!!!



    97. 97

      Ummm clearly he's having some kind of a breakdown.

      He's thru with acting (shurre you just wait until the bills come in, he'll do some films to get money) and he's probably dissilusioned with people today so he's going for the lowest common denominator, music, hiphop or whatever, only he's about 20 years too late and the hippies/bum/white rasta look doesn't work either.

      His friends should do an intervention…wait a sec his friends are John Frusciante et al all ex-bad junkies.



    98. 98

      I'm hoping he's just going through an Andy Kaufman phase, and it's all meant to push buttons.

      Coming off like he's high isn't cool considering what went down w/ his bro.

      Geez.



    99. 99

      OMG!!! WTF is that??? Terrorist rap?! Why Joaquin, why? He was an amazing actor. I loved everything he acted in, truly gifted. What a waste… x(



    100. 100

      hes stil better than little wayne

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