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Keeping Up With the "Hiltons"

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We stopped by Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood on Friday night with some of our favorite hiltons, Speidi and the Kardashians.

In addition to a yummy chilled beverage, everybody got a copy of our new book, Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With The Hiltons.

If you haven't done so yet, CLICK HERE to order your copy right now.

We're shameless!

[Images via WENN.]

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    1. 1

      HAHAH Perez I love you, and your book!!!!! Reply Plzzz



    2. 2

      this is amazing. pretty much defines your book



    3. 3

      1st? close to first maybe? i actually like the kardashians. spiedi? not so much.



    4. 4

      I gave it a one star review @ Amazon due to the fact that you applud drunk driving and also that it's poorly written and unfunny. Sorry!

    5. CHA says – reply to this


      5

      Yeh

    6. Uker says – reply to this


      6

      shameless selfpromotimg whores.
      you all make me wanna barf



    7. 7

      Yuck ! Jeez….



    8. 8

      HAHA why does it look like their trying to push mario out of the group!



    9. 9

      "Speidi" still sucks



    10. 10

      Ooh..the girls look hot..but not as hot as you, P.



    11. 11

      you are totally shameless perez haha and those are THE biggest "hiltons" out there. haha love you



    12. 12

      What the Hell are you wearing?

    13. Ceren says – reply to this


      13

      WAOW PEREZ HANGS OUT WITH ALL ATTENTION WHORES WHICH MAKES HIM ATTENTION AS WELL. BTW, DOES KHLOE KNOW THAT YOU CALL HER "TRANNY" OR IS SHE JUST A ASS KISSER???

    14. Ceren says – reply to this


      14

      WAOW PEREZ HANGS OUT WITH ALL ATTENTION WHORES WHICH MAKES HIM ATTENTION WHORE AS WELL. BTW, DOES KHLOE KNOW THAT YOU CALL HER "TRANNY" OR IS SHE JUST A ASS KISSER???



    15. 15

      Re: Scottie – I know. I keep waiting for the bucket of pig's blood to drop.



    16. 16

      hahaha love it. spencer is such an ass, LOOK AT HIM!



    17. 17

      I am Sooooo tired of Spencer and Heidi and their never ending need for attention. Here's an idea, donate some of your money to the homeless, do it without cameras and gossip columnists, do it for the sole purpose of giving, not getting attention. In other words, do something with your lives.

    18. E59th says – reply to this


      18

      Wow, this must be practically all low-life in America.



    19. 19

      Re: OMFG Girl – I'm SOOOO happy you like book! xoxo, love, Perez



    20. 20

      fucking LOSERS DUDE1!!! omg that pic just made me sickk LOOOOSSSSSERRS

    21. E59th says – reply to this


      21

      Re: *Addicted* –

      I think Spencer is the Carrie out of the bunch.



    22. 22

      Omg all the D-Listers together haha



    23. 23

      Perez!!! WTF are you wearing you look like and upside down banana!!



    24. 24

      I them all. :)



    25. 25

      oh, for god sake….this picture has a the makings of what's wrong with hollywood…a bunch of losers, who think they're all something and in reality, they are all nothing. enjoy your short time that you all think your something, in a short time, no one will really care for any of you. yuck!

    26. siggi says – reply to this


      26

      why have you a photo op with them all when you slag them all off?
      i'm guessing they don't know?

      you are lucky to have any spotlight considering you are overweight, have terrible hair and the fashion sense of david guest on a trip - and now you are abusing your 15 minutes by slagging 'celebs' off and then using them to promote your shitty book?
      you suck.



    27. 27

      DESPERATION DESPERATION DESPERATION…
      Your 15 minutes of fame are sooo over and I am talking about ALL of the Z listers in those pics!!!



    28. 28

      wow. losers holding a losers book. nothing new. the day i see kate winslet or penelope cruz holding it..you know..PEOPLE WITH TALENT…ill consider buying it.



    29. 29

      dude what's up with spencer in the first picture?

    30. Azura says – reply to this


      30

      Perez, why did you wear your DUCKY DUCK costume for this event?



    31. 31

      Perez. Your mouth on the 2nd pic looks like a chimp mouth. Therefore the banana outfit?



    32. 32

      oh perez talk about photo ops. oh and talk about miley whoring it up there. i saw this on youtube too funny.

    33. E59th says – reply to this


      33

      By the way Mario, your 5-day old urine yellow shirt doesn't match your 1-day old urine yellow pants. Apparently, the only thing that was flushed down the sewer was your sense of fashion.



    34. 34

      What a bunch of fucking losers.



    35. 35

      You know, when I see you in photos like that after you have consistently trashed these people, it is hard not to believe all you people don't sit around and make up all this shit for press. This whole things has to be rigged.

      I mean you have become pretty predictable. We know you are friends with Dita, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry, so most of your things on them are biased.

      We know you hate Avril and Mushy. They will be trashed, that is a given. if Mushy won the nobel peace prize, you would find a reason to put her down. I don't like her or Avril either, but I bet they avoid photo ops with you.

      It has gotten all so predictable. And, you yourself have become the celebutard that you often insult. The Monster hunter has become a Monster himself.

      The sad thing is, that with an exception of Dita and Katy and maybe a little GaGa, none of you people possess a shred of talent. A talent for looking into a camera with those vapid smiles, and spending the money that the sad masses will shell out.

      I don't spend a penny on anything to do with the Speidi, Hills, Avrils, Mushy, etc. I also refuse to spend a penny on your own self promoting. That is why it is okay to glance on the computer. It is free, for me that is. I know you get money for the advertising, but you are providing a service of gossip.

      But, be careful Mario/Perez. You are becoming as useless as the idiots you malign.



    36. 36

      IQ added = 60 !! LOL



    37. 37

      I LOVE your hair P!



    38. 38

      Oh, one more thing. Everytime I see a photo of Heidi giving that faux-shocked open mouth gesture, I have to resist the impulse to vomit. She is such a horrible actress! Even in still photos! Who cannot act in a still photo?

    39. E59th says – reply to this


      39

      Re: portlandrules –

      Portland, ME or OR?



    40. 40

      If you want celebrities seen reading your book, Perez, at least choose some celebrities that could make it believable- I'm fairly certain none of those pictured above could ever read your book anyways.
      Perez… you probably haven't even read your book!
      But then again, it's probably not all that challenging of a read.



    41. 41

      Those pictures look so staged and ridiculous. Just like Speidi's fake wedding.

    42. aj says – reply to this


      42

      so these people that you rag on everyday pose for pictures with you. Amazing. I doubt Jennifer Aniston or Lily Allen would do the same. I can see Adam Sandler knocking your big teeth out. That would be great.



    43. 43

      Re: Ellelque – LOL #39. You took the words right out of my mouth! :O



    44. 44

      Damn. Where is a suicide bomber when you really need one? Honestly, I have never seen so many useless tools in one photo. God help us all.



    45. 45

      like the dashians…..
      the speidi couple do not belong toqether



    46. 46

      is Heidi montage pregnant????



    47. 47

      Haha, you talk constant shit about these people but will whore yourself out to them to try to make your fifteen minutes last a few seconds longer. So pathetic.
      LOL at all the shitty reviews your dumb book has been getting too. Can't wait for the Perez / Lady Gaga sex tape that the two of you release to try to stay famous for 2009.



    48. 48

      Awww…Look at Perez hanging out with Heidi and Spencer! You're all so much a like! Did you blow a load in his flesh-colored beard?



    49. 49

      Looks you found your place Perez, your eco system - right at the very bottom of the gene pool, swimming in the shallows with the other toxic viruses. …. what a photo, land fill in designer clothes



    50. 50

      Perez! NO!!!!!!



    51. 51

      What is this, a desperate fame whore convention?



    52. 52

      Perez = Fucktard!

    53. k-lee says – reply to this


      53

      The most notorious attention whores gathered in one place. How cute.



    54. 54

      i love u perez but dont u hate heidi? anyways cool im jealous lol



    55. 55

      in the last photo spencer looks like he has chick hands.



    56. 56

      one big pile of pig vomit. perez, you've lost all cred. you ate five useless pussies, including the blond fag, just to promote your book — on your own website.



    57. 57

      i think i just threw up a little in my mouth….



    58. 58

      not ONLY are you wearing yellow but they arent even the same shade. arent you a gay man? - where the hell is your fashion sense? you are worst dress. and to mention, everyone you call an attention whore you take a picture with to whore out your book.

      that puts you on the ZLIST, on the attention whore list and on the fashion police list



    59. 59

      eww so posed!

      y are u even w/ speidi?



    60. 60

      MORE LIKE "KEEPING UP WITH THE LOSERS" !!



    61. 61

      Why would any of them want to be seen with YOU, especially to promote your stupid book? You make fun of them!!!



    62. 62

      Re: jasmineistrash – LOL….giant chick hands……ghastly

    63. JCPR says – reply to this


      63

      spencer looks so gay!! does he have guy friends??



    64. 64

      These pictures would be better if Heidi and Spencer were NOT in them.



    65. 65

      If you start kissing those losers asses you will lose respect with your readers and eventually yourself. What…Spencer and his wench and Chloe are your new bff's now…lmfao.



    66. 66

      Re: JCPR – You're right-I have never seen him look soooo gay before-???????



    67. 67

      Spencer looks especially thrilled! I wish I could meet him in real life… I bet he is the nicest person. It seems like he plays a jerk only for MTV. Speidi still annoy the shit out of me, though.



    68. 68

      Bigheaded sellout fat mutha fucker. You call yourself shameless, but that doesn't even begin to descibe your poor self. Constantly talking the 5 ppl on the pics down, but now your paying them to promote that dumbass book.



    69. 69

      Kim you mixed race skank hahahahah
      get your fat ass on your youtube channel and show us your skanky makeup again hahaha trowel it on baby



    70. 70

      The bottom feeder portrait just made me throw up in my mouth a little.
      Do better than that.



    71. 71

      how can you write a book? what have you ACTUALLY done? other than bully 15 year olds and successful young women?

      PS. I thought you hated 'speidi' ? lil two faced…



    72. 72

      all media whores. lol



    73. 73

      Re: Ceren – NO, KHLOE IS "ACTING"…



    74. 74

      Look at Heidi! She TRYING to good face… If everybody doing was doing it, it would have been fun but when she's the only one? She's been fake posing waaaaay to long. I love Heidi though - her hair is beautiful. Spencer is …. there are no words. And Perez : WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?? Q pasado? Oh, just thought of the word, spencer is as ugly as that chicken outfit! Still a few months to easter Perez



    75. 75

      dude, HAHAHAHAHAHA i thought spencer was a GIRL!!! i was all… "where is he??" "who's that chick?" hahahah and then it hit me. LOL!



    76. 76

      Re: TeranItUp – Agreed!



    77. 77

      this picture is what's wrong with hollywood
      ~
      Please Perez quit giving press to Heidi and Dickhead they are a waste of space and breathing our good air!



    78. 78

      Re: Ellelque – Honey, he doesn't care. Get off your soap box.



    79. 79

      Re: stars101 –
      "Bug eyes in particular is so greedy for fame she'll dress in ridiculous clothes, and even make strange faces"

      Hahaa! I like the strange faces part. I never thought about it before, but it's true!



    80. 80

      I SO would've beat your ass a LONG TIME AGO for all the shit you talk Perez! Just keeping it real like you do!!!



    81. 81

      Spencer looks like a tool.



    82. 82

      Is there any truth to the rumor that Perez banged everyone of those chicks? Twice?



    83. 83

      Kourtney K is so hot! (The one on the left.)

    84. Hmmmm says – reply to this


      84

      The book is selling so good that you have to give them away to people?!?



    85. 85

      Keepin up with the D list celebs



    86. 86

      Re: Lemon_Frump – Haha! Heck yes he does! He's such a fartface.



    87. 87

      We have all known for a long time that these people pay to be on your blog. Now here is the fucking proof!!



    88. 88

      omg.. this is so lame. now i really don't want to buy the book.



    89. 89

      what a fucking idiot report about your sales dude



    90. 90

      The Kardashians and Speidi were the only people Perez can depend on to show up for him for free because they need camera time too.



    91. 91

      Oh Jesus H. Christ. THis is scary to say Perez but you were about the smartest person there. AS for everyone else, they share about half a brain. What a group of talentless, waste-of-space douchebags. Now pose in a picture with Leo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet and Pink then I'll be impressed Perez. Stop giving publicity to the Kardashian whores and Speidi!! Their 15 minutes of fame was up but you keep refreshing it! STOP!



    92. 92

      Re: Stevie D. – Amen and true to that!!



    93. 93

      vomit inducing



    94. 94

      perez your book is shit and so are your clothes lol
      nobody will buy it like nobody bought your shitty discount clothes . . .

      p.s your head looks huge lmao!



    95. 95

      Wow. You have got to be the most hypocritical egotistical self serving ass on the planet.

      You trash those people on a daily basis and then get excited because a bunch of z listers as you call them want to hang and be photographed with you and yet you fail to see how pathetic that makes YOU?

      Enjoy your fifteen minutes Mario, I predict an eventual season of the surreal life or some other silly television show for z listers whose fifteen minutes is over and who don't have the good sense to just go away.



    96. 96

      I am soooo glad to hear you admit you are shameless!! It is over the top famewhoring…nice work…except your friends are losers…queer Heidi and her fake shock over the book…she likely helped you write about herself…not so shocking



    97. 97

      Hilton, I can't believe you have the balls … as shriveled and diseased as they may be … to rag on Rumer Willis being a potato face. Your freaking face is SO HUGE it looks like one of those Macy's Thanksgiving Parade floats. It is like someone blew up Miss Piggy's face and photoshopped in that picture.



    98. 98

      LOSER!



    99. 99

      Perez, I HATE YOU, but I really want ur book xD the pictures are so funny



    100. 100

      thats the tackiest shit ive ever seen

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