Keeping Up With the "Hiltons"

We stopped by Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood on Friday night with some of our favorite hiltons, Speidi and the Kardashians.
In addition to a yummy chilled beverage, everybody got a copy of our new book, Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With The Hiltons.
If you haven't done so yet, CLICK HERE to order your copy right now.
We're shameless!
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The Kardashians are related to Brody right? And Brody doesn't like Speidi?!?! I don't believe in hating someone just cause someone else does but in this situation I sure do!!!!
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MONEY
GLAD TO HEAR….. Kardashian Jr dropped out of school.
Perez, seriously you are such a fucking celeb suck-up that it disgusts me. This is totally shameless.
What once started out as a funny gossip site with some good ol trash talking, now turned in to a ridiculous self-centered, self-promoting site where as long any celeb even shows the slightest bit of interest in you, you turn into their kiss ass little bitch.
fucking pathetic.
Please do not write "we" when you mean only you were there. Also you gave them a copy of your book, not ours.
I stand corrected…I did not realize the book was co-authored, I assumed you wrote it yourself. "Our book" is indeed correct.
aren't these the people your wote about?
why are you hanging with them?? or better yet, why are THEY hanging with you for writing about them?
this picture screams D LIST.
heidi looks pregnant
I love Khloe, and I wonder Perez…was Kim appalled at your synopsis of her "Hilton" like ways? TOO FUNNY that Speidi just HAPPENED to be there.. I mean come on its not like all these " stars" hang out together all the time! LOL
Oh look! Tards united! "o
I can't believe Chloe sold out like that; what a disappointment. Here you slam her and she's laughing with you. Doesn't it get old Perez that these people hate you yet pretend to be your friend so you don't slam them? That's almost sad.
And now I know why you slam Lauren Conrad so much, you have your head so far up Speidi's ass……..
Perez, you should totally go to the hot new place across the street Yogurt Stop — always packed — celebrities too!!! Yogurt's awesome!!!!!! Everybody's talking about it.
PEREZ!!! PRIMO!!!! POR QUE!!!! DON'T HANG OUT WITH THESE HASBEENS!!!! THERE WEAK MINDED LOSERS!!!!!! FAKE, SHALLOW, PLASTIC, AND DON'T FORGET GORDA!!!!
Awww how cute Trainwreck family picture! All you guys are missing is Amy Whinehouse! To be totally honest i would rather chew tin foil then have ANYTHING to do with or promote the Slutdashians or Smelly Speidi! Seriously when are these annoying people who think they are celebrities going to dissapear! Wow so i guess if i want to be famous i just need to have a fat ass, a camera and creepy dude to film it all, right?!! Sick!
Perez, if you keep giving these people publicity, they'll NEVER go away.
You are such a major TOOL Perez!!! Hanging around with those dopey celeb TOOLS who you slam ALL the time. You're all just a bunch of court jesters acting a-fool. I can't imagine how you have any self respect - although what does respect have to do with a life based on gossip talk that means absolutley nothing and produces nothing worthwhile in life, huh?