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Mini Me Does It Again! Gets Into Drunk Trouble on Reality Show

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Almost nothing can top Mini Me drunk, naked and peeing in a corner as a contestant on VH1's Surreal Life, but….this newest shiz comes pretty damn close!

The Austin Powers star is currently competing in Britain's Celebrity Big Brother, and on Thursday, after having a little too much to drink, Mini madness ensued.

He was drunk driving and had a crash as his motorized scooter rammed it into a door!

Why didn't any one take away his scooter keys?!

CLICK HERE to watch the video of the "incident".

Verne is such a mess!

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43 comments to “Mini Me Does It Again! Gets Into Drunk Trouble on Reality Show”

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    verne troyer owes his life to mike myers. w/o him, nobody would know who he is

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    Tha t is some funny ass shit!!! LMFAO

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    LMAO!!! I keep looping the crash!

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    Imagine him and Winehouse out on the town together??!?!?

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    I don't usually make fun of people with disorders, or whatever, but he wants to be treated equal so, fuck it. Every show I've seen him on he is the smallest biggest asshole ever. Not only that, but he's a sexist pig. This clip is great, LOL.

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    I'm sorry but I really had to lol!

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    At first I was like oh we shouldn't laugh at someone who has a "disability" but then it was like he puts himself on these shows and gets drunk! It is pretty funny, I heard one time he almost drowned from a bath tub sexcapade.

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    One of these day's he is going to hurt himself!

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    Re: The Warden

    It wasn't staged actually.

    But thanks for your input.

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    Holy shit that was funny!

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    Poor Minni poo-poo!! ;(

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    Lmao when was this?!
    I've not been watching it for like 2 day..

    xoNayth Hilton

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    OhMYGod, i lol'd

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    Oh I wish I had that channel lmao

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    He's a mini mess.

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    Re: sheba08

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    42 CENTS!

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    Mini was checking out the 5'10" Hard body and was heard to say? I'm Ready For a Tall Cool One.

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    This fake crap is what keep the minds of people to the point of severe and permanent mental retardation.

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    what a fucking loser, he is such a creepo! I have nightmares of that troll pissing in the corner of my room, please somebody tell him to jump off a very tall building with concrete awaiting his fall

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    Re: LG sez The COW is Dog Chow! – 28 and 29 LOL!
    Sad man.

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    LMAO!!! I've been watching this season of Celeb. Big Brother on Youtube. I wish they would air this in America. Coolio is hella funney but he's pissing of alot of the British people on the show. I hope Latoya wins!!!

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    That ep was hysterical. Vern kept hitting on the woman. He is evidently VERY into LaToya. He kept insinuating that he was up for it if she wanted sex. He also hit on all the other female contestants. Except one but she's a whiny bitch. Some chick named michelle from a group called liberty x which I've never heard of.
    The contestants had recieved a letter from home. Well the letters were in sugar glass bottles which they were supposed to break open on the person whom the letter belonged to. Well Vern had LaToya read his letter. She asked him where he wanted it broken. So Vern got off his scooter and bent over so she could hit him in the ass with it. It was funny and very disturbing at the same time.
    Then on another episode they had Vern dressed up as a teddy bear. I sware he reminded me of the teddy bear from A.I. Especially when he lept off of a table into one of the girls arms.

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    OMG, so funny but so sad. I love how the scooter freaks out and beeps when he hits the door. At least on "The Surreal Life" his roommates were a little more caring - Chris Knight carried him into the house while Markus Schenkenberg drove the scooter back in. Is Verne Troyer black or Mexican or something??? I remember seeing a picture of him meeting and shaking hands with Leo DiCaprio and Leo literally had to sit on the floor to reach Verne.

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    I watched this on TV. I know its incorrect but come on you have to be some hard nosed bitch to not laugh at that! Then the beeping when he crashed into the door. But I loved Coolio saying 'no don't do it, we can't watch'. Verne should have been done for drink driving! :P He's probably going to end up winning though. I think he was always going to win once he sang that god awful duet with Ulrika. I was crying when they were singing Endless Love. Ulrika was Diana Ross and Verne was Lionel Richie. The afro wig, the sunglasses and the moustache were just too much for me.

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    fucking funny

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    I have never watched Big Brother of Celebrit Big Brother but ths year I'm watching CBB just for him. Soo funny!

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    that is effin funny! I can't laugh to hard i've walked into doors when i was drunk. but damn hahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Is it true that Verne is actually 6ft 2inches and they just make everything else look bigger? I hunt fake dwarves and midgets so if you guys know of any out there then let me know

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    Damn, I need therapy after that. Just watched a vid of Mini Me humping Peter Brady's face!!!

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    Why doesn't this no-talent motherfucker just - you know - WALK????