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Courtney Love's Trying To Nab Robert Pattinson for Frances Bean

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Run, Robert, run!

Like almost every teen girl in the world, Courtney Love's daughter, 16-year old Frances Bean, is smitten with Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson.

Well, Anglophile Court is determined to make Rob her daughter's first date!

An insider revealed to the Daily Mail, "Courtney thinks he’s charming and handsome and absolutely has to be Frances’s first date. She’s doing everything she can to engineer another meeting."

Sounds like Courtney is literally living in la la land.

Hands off, R-Patz!!!!

[Courtney/Frances image via National Photo Group. Robert Pattinson image via Finalpixx.]

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314 comments to “Courtney Love's Trying To Nab Robert Pattinson for Frances Bean”

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  1. Ceren says – reply to this


    1

    Love Frances, Hate Courtney.



  2. 2

    Ohgod. Rob should flee the country.



  3. 3

    OH THAT SMELLS OF ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP!



  4. 4

    LOL!



  5. 5

    This is probably the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard.

  6. Laury says – reply to this


    6

    Oh come on. Frances seems like a cool chick. But having Courtney Love as your mother-in-law, you don't want that.



  7. 7

    You stupid pimpwhore bitchfuker. Guess what Courtney, I have had your dead husband in my dreams having sex with me and he told me all the fuk about your stupid killing asshole..You bitch.



  8. 8

    and i want my dead dog to come back!



  9. 9

    what the hell is so great about that guy that everyone wants to lick his jock



  10. 10

    no………………

  11. Ceren says – reply to this


    11

    And I think, Courtney is a kind of mom who will fuck her daughter's boyfriend. Cause you know she kills her husband, does drug in front of her daughter, tells lie… etc etc. You'll expect that from her! So not need to be wonder why she "wants" him for her daughter's "date"



  12. 12

    wow rob is sooooooooooo hottttt!



  13. 13

    NO CHANCE!!!!

    Francis is OK but no stunner.

    Robert can have who he wants. And would he want Courtney as his `mom-in-law'? no way! Especially as Francis is very avergae looking



  14. 14

    What guy would want that nutjob as a mother in law?



  15. 15

    Woah! I like Frances Bean, but um.. I would feel like a loser if my mom was determined to fix me up with a guy, especially Robert Pattinson. Yes, he's gorgeous, and yes I would be thankful but I would imagine that he'd think I was a complete loser. Really embarrassing.

    I agree with the person who said that Courtney seems like the type of person who would fuck her daughter's boyfriend.



  16. 16

    HE IS MINE ONLY BACK OFF



  17. 17

    OH NO! Stay away, Frances/Courtney
    Pattinson is worth way more than this trash



  18. 18

    OH NO!
    GOD NO!
    RUN ROBERT RUN!



  19. 19

    isn't the first date milestone supposed to come before your first pair of red patent fuck me pumps?
    .
    .
    hey 3B…sweets



  20. 20

    I don't think it's appropriate for a 16 year old girl to go out on a date with a 22 year old RPatz. Unless they have a chaperone. And even then it's not okay.



  21. 21

    That kinda sad … Ur Mom's trying to hook you up. Eww.



  22. 22

    How is Courtney going to rope him in?Blow dart and stuff him in the trunk?Courtney is not a "hotMess"-She's a Nuclear Mess!



  23. 23

    DX

    OMG, make it stop, Perez!

    GTFO, FB! Step away from Robert.



  24. 24

    She's way to young for him anyway, 16 year old dating a 22 year old..wtf is wrong with Court?



  25. 25

    run robert, run!!



  26. 26

    oh god. no, please. frances seems like an alright girl, and i loved her dad, but c'mon. courtney is wack. it's kind of embarrassing, too.



  27. 27

    BAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious



  28. 28

    haha ew



  29. 29

    Oh for the love of God, Robert doesn't need this shit! Robert doesn't need anybody especially crazy Courtney to hook him up with her daughter whom I think is major fugly! This is major fucked up thing I've heard in awhile!



  30. 30

    Re: orchidgirl – She's trying to act like Miley's parents and get her all married off before she's 17, sorta like
    Jamie Lynn fukface whore that couldn't keep her legs together. She figured out early on that cashcow money was all she was good for.. what a whore.



  31. 31

    Poor Rob!
    He needs to run for his life!



  32. 32

    haha no chance.



  33. 33

    Re: mamajud – missing you!



  34. 34

    Psst–check your spelling before you hit SUBMIT..

    It is RPattz! Not R-Pattz or RPatz!

    Get your shit together next time you mention his dazzling name. Don't lose your bowels next time!



  35. 35

    Re: mamajud – brb going on a short expedition. :)



  36. 36

    oh gawd! he is almost 23 and she's what?16? i smell jail!



  37. 37

    Hey Perez, even if he doesn't go out with Frances, he's still not gonna fuck you, so get over it.

  38. MR says – reply to this


    38

    oh please! this guy could date a beautiful model. i'm fairly certain he doesn't need to resort to dating some chubby teenager with a crazy mother. not only that, but she's 16 - he's 22! he could date someone closer to his age..

  39. midi says – reply to this


    39

    leave the teen romancing to the teens, crackney.



  40. 40


  41. 41

    She should try to nab Taylor Lautner for Frances, he's closer to her in age.



  42. 42

    Anyone know the type of Ray Bans Pattison is wearing? Wicked cool :)



  43. 43

    Lmfaooo thats amazingly hilarious and so not gonna happen !



  44. 44

    oh my…



  45. 45

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly
    Hey, Sheri, how are you?
    Well, we all know what happened to the youngest Spears girl. Unwed teenage mother.



  46. 46

    hahaha OKAY.. like he'd date that piece of trash



  47. 47

    First date? Her first date was probably when she was 9.



  48. 48

    Goddamnit, why can I have a mommy who can set me up with hot, famous bitches like that? Meh, Roberto's too busy banging supermodels at the moment I'm guessing, to be bothering with that wacky Courtney.



  49. 49

    what! this bitch lol
    hell no he wont go!
    hell no he wont go!
    is she pimpin her daughter??? ugh!!



  50. 50

    The age difference is a little inappropiate - but she's Kurt Cobain's daughter!! Who wouldn't want to date her? She's more famous than he ever will be. As for Courtney Love why is there is no sympathy for a widower? She's been through alot in the public eye and her daughter obviously is turning out just fine - give her a break.



  51. 51

    Cute, but Courtney is some attention seeking whore.
    And.. Frances belongs to me, so ehm.. Hand the FUCK off please.

    xoNayth Hilton
    www.myspace.com/nayth_x



  52. 52

    So who likes True Blood?
    Was it you Sheri?



  53. 53

    Poor france bean though. She seems like a together girl given what's she's had to work with, poor mija, and even if this is totally false and made up, everyone's gonna believe cause her mama's all crazy in the head and capable of the crazy. Maybe Robert can send her some clippings from his haircut as a consolation.



  54. 54

    hands off betch



  55. 55

    HEY COURTNEY LOVE BACK OFF FROM ROB HE'S MINE no wonder me and Kurt Cobain had a sexfest last night

  56. muma says – reply to this


    56

    RUN ROB!!!!



  57. 57

    wow, what a creeper



  58. 58

    Re: SWEETPIECE SAYS EAT MY PELLETS!Re: SheriMoonFireFlyRe: mamajudRe: orchidgirl – Hello, ladies!! My PC finally came back to life!!!!

  59. MP says – reply to this


    59

    Oh dear God, no! Run, Robert, Run is right!! First of all, he doesn't need to be involved Courtney's crazy world. Secondly, I think the age difference is too much at that point in her life. Plus, technically it's illegal, isn't it?



  60. 60

    Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – hi moose……you're so gorgeous……..few can do that shade of red ;)



  61. 61

    Courtney needs to chill out and not wrangle a dude for her daughter. I'm it's rough weeding out the douches since you have money and fame and all that.. even tho i'm pretty sure hardly anyone cares what craziness Courtney Love or her potato headed kid are doing these days. I don't think it's appropriate for a 16 yr old and a 22 yr old to date whatsoever… Rob's prolly laughing over this whole thing if he even has been bothered with it. Lame.



  62. 62

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – ummm..WTF??!



  63. 63

    I love Frances but she's a little young for Robert…



  64. 64

    OHH HELLSS NO!!



  65. 65

    whatever, robert would probably jizz himself at the chance to score some of that cobain cred for his horrid "music career." and shut up about how you people like frances bean and shes so normal compared to her mother, you don't know dick about her or what her life is truly like. you cant possibly just from sitting at home in front of a television or computer screen. guess who else is full of bullshit? 'insiders' that take quotes out of context and blow innocent stories out of proportion. go re-read twilight and listen to some hole.



  66. 66

    Courtney probably wants him for herself…



  67. 67

    omg…noo…



  68. 68

    courtney is fucking stupid
    ..frances is a doll but doing that is like borderline stalker imo
    poor rob lol



  69. 69

    Poor Frances, poor Rob. Courtney is embarrassing. No offense, Frances isn't hot enough or old enough for Rob.



  70. 70

    Re: mamajud – Hey, mamajud, remember V. Beckham's the black dress with the "wings"- Jessica Alba wore it first…..



  71. 71

    Smells like teen spirit! Oh, heck no!



  72. 72


  73. 73

    Re: Stevie D. – YOU WILL HAVE TO EXCUSE SHERRI..SHE EATS HER SISTERS TAMPONS.



  74. 74

    Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – Thank you so much!
    It's been so wonderful talking to you .You seem to really understand me.I dont want to ever lose our friendship.You are such a beautiful person!!!!
    ….and I mean that from my heart.



  75. 75

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN , FRANCES IS 16 ROB IS 22 IS SHE CRAZY?????



  76. 76

    Re: mamajud – YOU'RE TOO SWEEET! LOVE YA! =D

  77. Ava J says – reply to this


    77

    Ew.



  78. 78

    dont think so. he likes older women not FANS……….



  79. 79

    and her name is "frances" …bean was what kurt called her because when he saw her first sonogram, she looked like a lima bean…and since she doesnt look like that…lets drop the bean. thanks.



  80. 80

    IVE KNOWN FOR SOME TIME THAT COURTNEY LOVE GETS CONSTIPATED DUE TO ALL OF THE NARCOTICS SHE INGESTS. IT MAKES HER VERY DELUSIONAL AND HORNY. SHE ORDERS CHINESE FOOD, THEN RUBS SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE ON HER BOOBIES AND USES THE OUIJA BOARD TO CALL THE SPIRIT OF HER DEAD GOLDFISH PHILLIP TO COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND LICK HER TAINT. IT'S NO WONDER SHE WANTS HER DAUGHTER TO FOLLOW SUIT.



  81. 81

    No doubt, Courtney Love will blog about this now, cause she blogs about everything! But even if it's true, Courtney's just using her daughter as an excuse, like ALL mothers who dragged themselves along with their daughters to see Twilight. They just want Robert for themselves!



  82. 82

    ….ugh because she cant get guys on her own?



  83. 83

    Re: SWEETPIECE SAYS EAT MY PELLETS! – Sweetpiece,I just want to aplogize for the misundersanding for my comments the other night !!!



  84. 84

    Too bad he's gay then Frances…



  85. 85

    Love the short hair and face scruff!



  86. 86

    Re: ButtercupMoon – YERACUMSHOT



  87. 87

    Re: poop coming out is fun – HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABLKNBKML,MBM KMB,NbJK



  88. 88

    OMG NO GURL RUN RUN.. frances is too good for that dbag!!!



  89. 89

    LOL. FRANCES BEAN is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to unattractive for Rob, like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
    to fucking ugly.



  90. 90

    Re: the last star – I feel the same way! :)



  91. 91

    my stomach just dropped.



  92. 92

    Lets logically think this our.. Why would Robert date a 16 year old when he can date anyone in the world.. Yeah thats what I thought, he wouldnt.



  93. 93

    Re: sheba08 – Hello, Sheba! I took A & D with me to work ! Julian McMahon should have been Carlo Venestra…



  94. 94


  95. 95

    I don't think it would be wise for him to go near ANYTHING that came out of Courtney Love's vag!



  96. 96

    RUN ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  97. 97

    oooooommmmg no!!



  98. 98


  99. 99

    Re: the last star – No problem! Thank you!



  100. 100

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