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Courtney Love's Trying To Nab Robert Pattinson for Frances Bean

1/18/2009 3:39 PM ET | Filed under: Anglophilia • Courtney Love • Robert Pattinson

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Run, Robert, run!

Like almost every teen girl in the world, Courtney Love's daughter, 16-year old Frances Bean, is smitten with Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson.

Well, Anglophile Court is determined to make Rob her daughter's first date!

An insider revealed to the Daily Mail, "Courtney thinks he’s charming and handsome and absolutely has to be Frances’s first date. She’s doing everything she can to engineer another meeting."

Sounds like Courtney is literally living in la la land.

Hands off, R-Patz!!!!

[Courtney/Frances image via National Photo Group. Robert Pattinson image via Finalpixx.]

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314 comments to “Courtney Love's Trying To Nab Robert Pattinson for Frances Bean”

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  1. 201

    RUN ROB RUN!!!!!!!! Flee the country!!!!! Poor frances! Id feel like a total loser if I were her! Her mom seems like a total wack job that want's rob for herself! NOT her daughter!

  2. Fia says – reply to this


    202

    Poor Rob. He needs to get Camille back.



  3. 203

    Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES PEACE! –
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    #175
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    DARLING, WHAT A WONDERFUL FRIEND TO l.g. YOU HAVE BEEN.
    IN FACT, JUST A WONDERFUL FRIEND DARLING TO ALL.
    .
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    LG HAS REALISED DARLING THAT ONE MUST ADMIT ONE'S SHORTCOMINGS IN ORDER TO BE HUMAN DARLING (AS LG RECENTLY ADMITTED TO MAMAJUD THAT FURTHER STUDIES IN DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY WILL BE REQUIRED).
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    LG HAS SUFFERED DEARS AND SOMETIMES NEEDS A LITTLE HELP TO FACE THESE DAYS AND NIGHTS OF DIVINITY.
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    TEAM SWEETPIECE



  4. 204

    WHAT THE HELL WOULD HE SEE IN THAT? ROBERT HAS MORE CLASS THAN THAT! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSS!



  5. 205

    she's not bad looking, got some of her dads features



  6. 206

    Courtney is a fucking whackjob. She is beyond redonkulous…..but who DOESN'T want Rob? The whole freaking world does!



  7. 207

    omg it will never happen
    i mean robs not that clueless
    she is probably just like courtney
    rob is so hot though



  8. 208

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  9. 209

    OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R-Patz's new hair is SMEXXI!

  10. Ava J says – reply to this


    210

    Beanie looks like a younger Kelly Osbourne or Tina Yothers. FUG, big time. I'm not a fan of Robert's at all. But anything Courtney Love is connected to, spells train wreck. So if he has a half a brain, he'll not give this a second thought. Besides, what kind of mom tries to pimp her teenager out to an adult? Loser!



  11. 211

    THIS IS SOOOOO STUPID!
    i cant believe that mother is doing that
    to her daughter and Rob
    you better run Rob and far away!!
    xpx



  12. 212

    Re: The Real LG Back And Better Than Ever – 144 You Dirty Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Throwing me under the bus to make nice with the "posse" who HATES you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO SUCK YOUR DICK LEONA……………WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have an idea………………..post a real pic Leona……………….I fucking dare YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can just imagine what your medicated ugly ass looks like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Puke BITCH!!!!!!!



  13. 213

    Run, RPattz! Run for your life!



  14. 214

    Poor Frances Bean……………………………………………..



  15. 215

    bitchhhh please……he's mine (;



  16. 216

    YEAH RIGHT, like thats gonna happen. if he has half a brain and even a shred of taste and self respect, he will run far, far away.



  17. 217

    People actually believe this?



  18. 218

    poor rob.. :(



  19. 219

    .
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    DARLINGS LG IS JUST OVERCOME WITH PATRIOTISM.
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    HARRY BALSAC COULD SING AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL AND LG WOULD BE MISTY EYED DARLINGS SUCH IS THE PATRIOT THAT IS THE DIVINE, THE ONE AND ONLY LG.
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    BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!



  20. 220

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    #175
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    DARLING, WHAT A WONDERFUL FRIEND TO l.g. YOU HAVE BEEN.
    IN FACT, JUST A WONDERFUL FRIEND DARLING TO ALL.
    .
    .
    LG HAS REALISED DARLING THAT ONE MUST ADMIT ONE'S SHORTCOMINGS IN ORDER TO BE HUMAN DARLING (AS LG RECENTLY ADMITTED TO MAMAJUD THAT FURTHER STUDIES IN DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY WILL BE REQUIRED).
    .
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    LG HAS SUFFERED DEARS AND SOMETIMES NEEDS A LITTLE HELP TO FACE THESE DAYS AND NIGHTS OF DIVINITY.
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    TEAM SWEETPIECE!



  21. 221

    This is so wonderfully disturbing. I honestly feel for the boy, his fame has reached a new lever of utter creeps-ville.



  22. 222

    Re: SWEETPIECE SAYS EAT MY PELLETS! –
    Thank you SWEETPIECE, kisses and big fukin hugs for you. heheeeRe: harrybalsac – Hi harrybalsax, Steelers in the SuperBowl…whooooooooooooooofukin hoooooooooooooooooo.Re: The Real LG Back And Better Than Ever –
    Nice to see you came to your senses, Miss Bitchtress.Re: jimmyjazz – Evening krazi jimmyjazz, tootie fukin fruity..heheheeeRe: DailyBail – The whole fukin world is a conspiracy since the beginning of time until the end of Dr. Satan's reign. As long as men are in charge, we fukin doomed, except for maybe Obama.Re: poop coming out is fun –
    HEY ALLEY FUKIN CAT, I'LL FEED YOU TO MY DOGS, YOU POISONED FUKER. I DON'T USE TAMPONS BITCH COZ I'M A FUKIN VIRGIN..SO GO FUK YOURSELF WITH HARRYBALSAX CHAINSAW, YOU FUK.



  23. 223

    OHHH NOOO!!! this better b a joke! n i hope rob is smart enough to stay away



  24. 224

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Leona is fucking nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read the posts…………………….she's crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I DARE HIM to provide a REAL pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leona is ghastly and scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  25. 225

    hahahahhahahaha



  26. 226

    haha god i hope this doesn't happen, he deserves MUCH better.



  27. 227

    what is he a piece of meat to be claimed? he's 22 and she's 16…..illegal much?



  28. 228

    every one loves rob!! but i dont…hes just a hottie for now because of twilight and if the movie will be over well its the endof him…people love celebrities not bcoz theyre them but bcoz by the character their portraying..
    and on the other hand…courtney is just making her daughter's infatuation worst..u suck courtney!!!!!!!!!11



  29. 229

    you can't blame courtney–he is hot. poor guy though LMAO



  30. 230

    Poor Guy =[

    Gosh If Anyone Should Have Him It Should Be Me! jk LOL

    But Yeah He Is Purdy Cute…

    But Not To The Point Where I Would Get My Mom To Hook Me Uo With Him LOL



  31. 231

    hahhaha love it

  32. STHLM says – reply to this


    232

    OH lord no, run as fast as u can!! :P

  33. Catty says – reply to this


    233

    I feel so sorry for lovely Frances. Any man who dares to marry her will end up dead just like her dad, thanks to Courtney.



  34. 234

    poor Frances. Unfortunately she has too much of her father in her. She's not a very beautiful girl. :-( BUT that doesn't mean she isn't a 16 year old girl with real emotions and a reeeeaaalllly fucking crazy mother. People need to lay off. I'm sure if this is true Robert would go on a "date" with her just to be nice!



  35. 235

    i dont believe this story…mommy should be teaching frances-bean that money can't buy love or happiness.

  36. n7of9 says – reply to this


    236

    keep dreaming ugly bean



  37. 237

    LMAO thats hiralious.

    Wish my mum would do that

    "Oh robert, you are oh so famous and wonderful, but will you date my daughter who is 6 years younger than you, even though its technically illegal"
    YEAHSURE!



  38. 238

    Do I smell teen spirit?…Ah, no, its the distinct odour of a 10 year delayed, drug induced delusion of romantic grandeur that reeks from Love. Does she really believe she can orchestrate a courtship between her barely legal offspring and 22 year old Robert Pattinson? Come on Courtz, Frances Bean has barely put away the Bratz dolls and your trying to bequeath her to older suitors. Heres hoping Americas Sweethearts' matchmaking is as successful as her last album.



  39. 239

    I read this in the Mail on Sunday yesterday and as soon as i read it i thought that the only reason Courtney wants Frances to date Rob is to get her own filthy paws on him !



  40. 240

    SAVE YOURSELF ROBERT!!!!!



  41. 241

    RUUUUUNNNN !



  42. 242

    pff lol



  43. 243

    Love Frances.
    Hate Courtney.
    Don't care about R. Pattz.



  44. 244

    Last Chance to Go over to Hello to vote for Rob before it closes.



  45. 245

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – I DIDN'T SAY YOU USED THEM IN YER TWAT. I SAID YOU ATE YER SISTERS USED ONES OUTTA THE TRASH. YOU DUMB.



  46. 246

    probablemente… robert, se debe estar matando de la risa… salir con una pendeja (?) no way…

  47. cver says – reply to this


    247

    is this pro robert or frances? i find it hard to tell…it should be pro frances. shes way cooler.

  48. AMO says – reply to this


    248

    That's weird. Let your child get laid on her own. Getting mommie dearest to help just ain't right.



  49. 249

    OH NOOO! Imagine Courtney as his mother-in-law.. ugh!
    Frances' alright, Rob is god-like.. but noooo!



  50. 250

    That's just wrong on so many levels!!!



  51. 251

    Right- cause when a guy thinks of who he wants as a future mother-in-law he TOTALLY thinks courtney love. that's a whole other level of bat shit crazy!

    oh AND she's 16!! sick. at least get with someone legal. like me!

    letterstorob.com

  52. h311o says – reply to this


    252

    Don't know who the girl is but Rob had better run. Getting involved with that family? Poor lad would be safer with the Cranes.



  53. 253

    Alrighty then.



  54. 254

    Poll ends tomorrow and over at Hello!
    Rob needs our votes. Every 10 minutes.



  55. 255

    A) I love the way that loads of people are like "Hands off, he's mine!!1122!!" Guess what sugar plum, he's not. I like him like most teen girls atm. I love Twilight and everything but I'm not going around claiming him as my own. He's a celebrity. The chances of any of us even meeting him is very slim. Let him live his own life, and let him date whomever he chooses.

    B) OMGWTF? If I were Robert Pattinson I would be very confused, and slightly scared. If one of my friends mothers was trying to pair me up with her son as desperately I would be cutting off all ties with the family. My god, Courtney needs to get lost. You can't use your fame or influence to match your daughter up. It just doesn't work.

    I'm pretty sure he won't be swayed. He'd only date people he wanted to if he had any kind of integrity, and was the gentleman I'd like him to be.



  56. 256

    Re: DemiLovato –
    true :)



  57. 257

    UMMMM, Courtney is buggin big time! Frances is 16! Does she want to get Rob locked up???? And plus, I still have hope for him and Kristen in the, hopefully, near future. lol



  58. 258

    HANDS OFF!
    RUN ROB RUN!!!
    :D



  59. 259

    That little girl and her mama need to get a grip! he is to HOT for HER! but hey its okay to dream right!



  60. 260

    Get a life both of you
    Courtney
    Frances (Bean I ask you??)



  61. 261

    hands off he is mine i luv him



  62. 262

    absolutely ridiculous! if rob wants to go out with you he'll ask you him self! damn.
    hahaha
    courtney, yous hella funnyy

  63. jg5 says – reply to this


    263

    uh, that would be illegal. good mothering, court! fb is cute as a button…

  64. next says – reply to this


    264

    fuck off of frances and her mom shes an amazing girl and doesnt need this shit



  65. 265

    franks n beans, franks n beans, franks n beans



  66. 266

    Hesssss mineeeeee !!!



  67. 267

    No no no no no no no no. That girl has to be sooo damaged from Courtney.



  68. 268

    Re: Ceren – lol AGREED!



  69. 269

    Re: Trophy Wife – The Ray Ban's he's wearing are called "Clubmaster"



  70. 270

    The girl is so not worth him even I am not worth that man who to me is a total god. This girl is not even in league with him and he is totally older than him I mean she is 16!!!!! He is 22!!! Heck that is like blah!!!!



  71. 271

    i would not blame robert for hiding from the world for every even though i would die cause he is a amazing actor but yall need to ease up on the poor guy



  72. 272

    whatttt omg he is wayyy to old for her
    creepy mom.



  73. 273

    leave him alone you Nasty Crazy!



  74. 274

    Run Robert!



  75. 275

    Yeaaa cause thats ever going to happen!!!! Robs isnt that stupid!! btw Perez you spelt RPattz wrong:P



  76. 276

    Shes 16 years old
    and her mother is bat-shit crazy.

    I feel bad for the girl.

    Even if she got "her dream date"..
    I'm sure Courtney would tie up rob and have him for herself.

    Selfish bitch.

    I do believe Frances Bean is looking fab though.



  77. 277

    aww. poor rob. :(



  78. 278

    H'es totally smitten over kristen stewart so theres no way he would get with her. Plus Courtneys crazy



  79. 279

    oh shit that's not creepy at all… but one thing is for sure that she better get her coke hands off him!!!!!!!!!!



  80. 280

    i love frances because she's kurts daughter and kurt was a god but she's not the right for robert and courtney sucks!!



  81. 281

    YOU GO GIRL!



  82. 282

    I SWEAR TO GOD I COULD FORSEE THIS COMING OMG. LIKE… I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HAD FORSEEN IT!!

    I hope he doesn't go out with her, anyway. Or do I? That would mean he wouldn't mind hanging out with a 15-year-old girl (me). Anyway, it's he's choice.



  83. 283

    RUN, ROBERT, RUN!



  84. 284

    I really do feel bad for Rob, poor guy can't even wipe his ass w/o everyone knowing about it



  85. 285

    every time i see pics of frances bean she is wearing awful clown looking makeup and a some hideous outfit.

  86. Haylo says – reply to this


    286

    All you fucking bitches talking shit about FB being ugly and worth it and all that shit. Am pretty sure most of this chicks talking smack are 15 year old's themselves with acne and shit for brains. Stop being such assholes and stop talking shit about FB when she is cute as shit and seems to be normal, in comparison to her retarded-all-sorts-of-fucked-up Courtney. I could guess this rumor to be untrue. Am sure that the rumor grew only because all this idiotic girls are after this guy. Anyways, who gives a shit whom does he date or not. Is not like he's ever going to go out with any of you. Come on stop being delusional.



  87. 287

    RUN, ROBBIE , RUN !



  88. 288

    HANDS OFF ROB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  89. 289

    Ok I think I am the only one… but I think Francis deserves a date with R-Patz… what a great first date! So its a little embarrassing that your mom is trying to set you up, but every mom wants the best for her daughter, so maybe this is actually something *gasp* borderline normal for Courtney to do. At least she is doing something resembling giving a fuck for her daughter, and knowing what is going on in her daughter's life, which is better than most parents. Go Francis!



  90. 290

    NOT TO MENTION…. she is 16… at least she isn't being a whore like slutty cyrus or VaneXXXa Hudgens. I mean fuck she is going on her first date, at least they don't have a sex tape like most 16 year olds in the spot light.



  91. 291

    Good parenting. She doesn't think he's a little old for her 16-year old? He's like 22.



  92. 292

    All of my guy friends who are that age would never date someone that young.
    When you're older, age really isn't an issue, but when you're in your teens and early twenties… 6 years is really pushing it…
    And besides it would be illegal for him to have sex with her, so what's in it for him?



  93. 293

    Francis Bean is fugly. I would rather kiss a shit-covered asshole than her mouth.



  94. 294

    yeah right
    like that's going to happen….courtney will probably try to pay him to go out with her daughter



  95. 295

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    that actually made me burst out laughing.
    good thing rob is smarter than that.
    maybe there's more to him hiding out in london than we think! ;)

    Wish my mom would do something like that for me. Although i'd rather stick with my normal 'sane' mom! ;)



  96. 296

    OMG!! Ewwww!!



  97. 297

    He looks hot with short hair… and longer hair. Either way he looks great!



  98. 298

    Rob doesn't like legumes.. or their mothers !!!



  99. 299

    The children of celebrities are so lucky…



  100. 300

    no wonder he's been in hiding.
    roflmao.

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