Madonna Must Have Dressed Herself in the Dark
Filed under: Madonna > Fashion Smashion
Her Madgesty was snapped leaving Kabbalah services in the NYC on Saturday with little David Banda in her arms.
He's getting so big!
We just can't believe she left the house dressed in 90's castaways.
Creepers? Clown pants?
It's so Color Me Bad-esque!
Eww-ie.
But, underneath that mess of an outfit is a bangin' body that will never match her age on paper.
Or so says Madge's trainer, Tracy Anderson.
In a recent interview, Anderson proclaimed about the notorious gym bunny, “Madonna will never look her age. She doesn’t even look half her age – she looks 19."
If only we could be so lucky!
[Image via Finalpixx.]
Posted: January 18, 2009 at 2:49 pm
she looks like a man!
What in the hell?! Does she have that little boy in Ugg boots? Save the kids, him and Zahara.
Tracy is on the payroll……. Madonna does not look 19. You fucking kiss ass.
To bad she spends more time in the gym than with her kids.
Sure she looks 19. A 19 year old that has been dead for 30 years. I bet she'd get fired if she didn't fill Madonna's swollen head with lies like that.
19? thats pushing it a little…
Arggghhh!!!
Is that kid stealing her purse?????????
Somebody's obviously dilusional or trying to keep a paycheck coming in. I've seen her body many times and it's turned into a bag of granny bones.
Yeah, 19!!! Jeez…. Craaazy!
Re: Hawkeye – HAHAHAHAHA!
Is she getting her new daughter from Africa, Felicity, now that she's getting divorced?
She is so nasty, with her veiny arms. If any 19 looks like that I feel sorry for them!!!
EWW HAHAHAHA
Whatever, at least she's fully clothed. It's got to be utterly embarrassing for her children to see their 50 year old mother wearing these tiny ass little outfits, showing off that aging body. YUCK! There comes a time when the sex appeal is just no longer there; Madonna's sex appeal has been long gone. Probably ever since she started working out like a crazy person and developed those skeletor-looking hands! Yeah, that's hot…give it up girl! Retire and go raise your kids, seriously.
Doushe bag…….
She looks 65. On a good day.
There is nothing you can say about her she looks great great great I think the whole thing works. you go girl.
Madonna we all love you
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What I would like to know is why are all these people carrying kids around that are old and large enough to walk on their Ownb????
That child is almost as large as she is,
NUTS
Let the kid learn how to walk on his own.
Slut
Very, very 1993.
I love her hat!!! I think she looks amazing
Re: sadieface – the average person doesn't have a posse of photogs after them … they are protecting their children that is what mothers do
Don't care how she is dressed…not of any interest…but David looks huge to be carried! I know some of the celebs are now toting around four year olds now and I'm not sure why.
i love madonna,, but homegirl does NOT look 19. what kinda crack are they smokeing
She looks 19? I assume that's from the neck down?
a little rusty on your 90's fashion?? Those ain't creepers.
WTF 19?! Really? I'll give it to ya she does have a great body FOR SOMEONE HER AGE, but 19?!!!! Gimmie a break man.
HAHA PIGGO PEREZ YOU HAVE NO RIGHT SAYING SHIT ABOUT ANYONES CLOTHES….DID YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AT YOUR PISS COLORED OUTFIT YOU WORE WHEN YOU TOOK A PICTURE WITH ALL THOSE UGLY ASS WILDEBEAST KARDASHIANS AND DOG AND PONY SPEIDI? DID YOU THINK "GEE THESE SHADES OF YELLOW REALLY COMPLIMENT MY SALLOW COMPLEXION AND BUTTER TEETH, I LOOK GREAT!" WHAT A TOOL!
19 in the body….50+ in the face
I like her Clochard attitide!!
Great body, if only she could do something about her face.
20? Her trainer but be a blind idiot! More like 50!
PEREZ YOU BASTARD! WHY ARE YOU DELETEING MY COMMENT!
That hag looks like a zombie who was in the grave 19 years before rising to eat the flesh of the living. I wish Majonna would just retire already. I prefer to think of her as she was, a hot slut, as opposed to how she is now, a granny in Forever 21. Give it a rest lady!
df!! ugh what a tranny
she'll never look her age? Glad to see she's so well adjusted.
ROTFLMAO
Yes, Madonna looks 19 - in BENJAMIN BUTTONS years - if she aged backwards.
She's an old skank who should be ashamed of showing her old cooch in her LV ads.
old and out of touch
What is that thing/creature she is carrying? Isn't she afrid it will bite her?
Tracy Anderson is getting a lot of money from Madonna so of course she had to degrade herself and said Madonna looks 19.- So absurd!—The problem with celebrities is that they live in a made beleive world were everything is perfect, people don't die or don't age, Obama is God and Sean Penn is a Jesus Christ….Really sick people….Do they shit thru their asses or their maid do that for them? Who knows, they probably bbeleive that to.-
Oh and Madonna's child looks very sad.- Poor kid!
does not look 19!! can't believe you said that, because I'm pretty sure you don't think that!
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LG WISHES PARENTS WOULD QUIT DAMAGING THEIR CHILDREN BY EXPOSING THEM TO RELIGION!!!
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THE QUESTION OF RELIGION IS A PERSONAL MATTER–AND SHOULD ONLY BE MADE WHEN THE INDIVIDUAL HAS REACHED THE AGE OF CONSENT!!!
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LG IS BACK, BETTER THAN EVER, AND WHOMEVER DOESN'T LIKE IT CAN INSERT THEIR TONGUE IN LG'S BUNGHOLE AND RIM IT!!!
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She does NOT look nineteen!!! Please!!! She actually looks like a muscular sagging skin seventy year old. And that FACE! EWWWWWWW.
What happened to yesterday's report on this website which featured Vadge with the 21-year-old model??? Why would you remove it, Perez???
Clearly, this photo says that Vadge is stuck somewhere in adolescence. If her physique is as great as Tracy Anderson claims, she would dress appropriately rather than that of a teeny-bopper!
“She doesn’t even look half her age – she looks 19."
I doubt it, you kiss ass bitch.
Re: COCACOLA – #40. Great points!
Anyone that thinks a 50-year-old looks like a 19-year-old is quite delusional; and it's not even a compliment.
Looks can be decieving, this bitch dont look 19 she has old wrinlky face to match that wrinkly snatch of hers
Lol @ 19….yeah, right…maybe in dog years.
Re: SeekTruth – #44
Perez was probably asked to take those pics down since he probably didn't get permission to post them. That's why he's sneaking in these underhanded digs at his favorite person Madonna, a person who normally gets a free pass when it comes to her transgressions, while others who do the same things, he shows no mercy.
A 19 year old CORPSE, maybe!
what the fuck is that women wearing.
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i think M is in GREAT shape
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she pretty much always has kept her great physique,
even after she broke her bones in 2006
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but i don't feel M look's like she's "19"
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this tracy twat is simply kissing ass because
she is on M's payroll…nothing more - nothing less
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the reason M wore those romper-stomper boots
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is due to the fact that guy bitchie likes those types
of boots to be far up his shitty gold digging asshole
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Yeah, she looks just like a 19 year old…a 19 year old corpse.
Re: autismawareness – Oops, didn't mean to copy. Should've read ahead before posting. Ditto!
bangin' body? Yeah, if you want to bang the crypt keeper.
So beautiful and young!
19?? HA HA HA HA ..WHAT A JOKE ..MAnDONNA LOOKS MORE LIKE 65 ..FACE AND BODY..AND NO FASHION SENSE TO BOOT ON TOP OF THAT AS THIS PIC WILL TESTIFY ! I WONDER HOW MUCH GRANNY VADGE PAID HER MIDGET TRAINER TO SAY SUCH NICE THINGS ABOUT HER ???!!
creepers ?
shes not wearing creepers ?
where ?
hob nail boots maybe !
a 19 yr old corpse maybe…
Don't Be Rude to her? Be honest with yourself? She really does look 19, IN DOGGIE YEARS THAT IS..
Doesn't surprise me. She's never had style.
get that kid outta Ugg boots man! at least put the kids in some moon boots and save him the embarassment
Is she paying you to say this about her? She is an old person and does not look 19…by any stretch of the imagination.
i LOVE the outfit!
Mmmm before critizising her just go back and look at the op pics of your lame book and see what you where wearing… yellow pants, yellow tee and green sneakers??? and what was up with that hair???
Get a mirror loser!
most beautiful woman in the world, love you so much.
Re: LG sez The Gays Heart The Sweet! – I'M IN TOTAL AGREEMENT LEONA. RELIGEON, LIKE ALCHOHOL, SHOULD BE FORBIDDEN TO MINORS…IF IT WERE…THERE WOULD BE EVER SO MANY MORE CLEAR THINKERS, AND FAR FEWER ZOMBIES.
19!?!? then that trainer must be the blindest person on earth…she's a hag!
trainer will say anything for those vadge dollars.
i like the outfit !
yup, just like a 19yr old……black boy….who plays… PRO BASKETBALL FOR A LIVING!!!!
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wtf is this kabbalah crap? it seems that no one outside of hollywood is part of this religion. is it a religion that makes all these shallow stars "feel good" about making millions and staying shallow? that kid she is holding is just a prop in my opinion…
She's always lugging that kid around like it's a chore. I know you can't really tell much from a pic. But she doesn't seem to have a loving, maternal connection with her kids. She never looks genuinely happy when she's with them, like other celebs. She's too caught up in her own frickin image!
Re: The Radical Queen –
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THANK YOU DARLING. ANY PRAISE FROM YOU IS MANNA FROM HEAVEN.
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Re: LG sez The Gays Heart The Sweet! – Oh my God, you are so full of yourself! No one actually cares about you on here! And stop fucking talking about yourself in the third person! You're fuckin' ridiculous trying to create all this drama on a GOSSIP WEBSITE; seriously dude…get a REAL LIFE!
Crazy Tracy must have been paid A LOT to say that. Madge looks old and worn.
Re: Punky Brewster – #74.
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OMG! IT IS SO SWEET OF SUCH LOVELY YOUNG LADIES TO WRITE TO LG!!!
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NOW, LG IS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, DARLINGS, SINCE YOU KNOW WHAT THIRD PERSON MEANS BUT REALLY NOW THE "F" WORD IS BENEATH YOU!
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AND YES, LG IS RIDICULOUS–AND WHY NOT SPREAD THE JOY THAT LG HAS BEEN BLESSED WITH DURING THESE TRYING TIMES?
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(WHICH ARE SURE TO GET BETTER ONCE DARLING BARACK AND HIS LOVELY WIFE MOVE INTO THE "FIRST" HOUSE!!!
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Yea right….she looks like a 50 yr old voodoo doll
she looks absolutely gorgeous underneath that outfit.god i saw a pic of her photoshot of 2008 for dazed and confused magazine and theres a outtake that shows her niple.god.i love this woman.she always dress a little bad when she goes to kaballahBUT I HAVE TO SAY THAT GUY WAS THERE TOO.CHECK THE OTHER PICS PEREZ.SHE LOOKS ABSOLUTELLY GORGEAOUS AT NIGHT WHEN SHE GOES OUT.
HER BODY LOOKS AMAZING,.THERES NO OLD SKIN IN THAT DODDESS BODY.BELIEVE ME.HER EX GUY SAID IT TOO.SAID SHE HAS A BETTER BODY THAN HER DANCERS THAT HAS ALF OF HER AGE.FACE IT GUYS.MADONNA IS 50 AND LOOKS ABSOLUTELLY AMAZING.HER EYES ARE HYPNOTIC ,HER SMILE IS GORGEOUS AND HER BODY ….DAMN.WHEN ME AND MY FRIENDS SAW HER LIVE WE WERE LIKE WOW.WTF IS THAT WOMAN.SHE IS STUNNING
HEY PEREZ WHY DONT U POST SOME PICS OF HER GOING OUT IN NYC OR POST HER WITH GUY RITCHIE.I DONT GET IT.WHATS THE PROBLEM WITH OUTFIT.SHE IS MADONNA.SHE WEARS EVERYTHING.WAIT FOR HER NEW ALBUM AND LETS SEE WHATS SHE GONNA WEAR
go to www.madonnaonline.com.br and check all her pics from hard candy era.theres some outtakes thats doesnt has any treat.the pixcs are all natural.and she looks gorgeous.
Re: Ava J – shut the hell up.she was running from paparazzi and said they are freaking her kids.she was oholding her son tight.
Re: Long Dong Connery – slut is ur mother
I know you kiss Madonna's ass, but you're pushing it with the 19 year old brown-nose compliment!
Re: cupcake717 – adam looks bad
Luck has nothing to do with it - its very hard work at the gym, steroids, and the best cosmetic work money can buy.
If she looks 19 then I must look 5000. She has a face like a smacked arse. Get a grip Madonna
Re: B-B-Beaver Boyz – tee hee hee!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Is that a joke?? Really, seriously…is that a joke??
Madonna looks ancient as all hell. My mom is the same age as her and looks younger. Maybe because when you age GRACEFULLY with no botox, plastic surgery, injections, hairdye, etc etc you look more natural! That lady looks scary as crap and if I saw a 19 year old looking like that…..oh that'd be so sad!
Re: sadieface – I second that. Why do all these people carry around kids that should be walking by themselves? Do they not think they can? Or do the kids not want to and the parents indulge? If I didn't want to walk when I was that age, mommy and daddy were like….tough luck kid…you got legs!
Re: Kimmers – jealous much??she puts young girls on shame asshole
WHAT THE EFF
she does not look frigen 19!!
is that little boy wearing uggs??
Re: Twilightlover16 – yes.but she looks 30
HAHAHA 19???? SHE'S LOOKED LIKE A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN DRESSED LIKE A TEENAGER FOR YEARS….THAT DOES NOT ACTUALLY MAKE HER LOOK 19… SO EAT FISH DAILY, DRINK THE WATER, INJECT YOUR FACE SLICE IT WHATEVER.. YOU'LL NEVER BE YOUNG AGAIN…
Re: TheQueenSupreme – ABOUT 20 PAST!! LMAO.
Re: TheQueenSupreme – shut up asshole.whats ur prblem. Vadge is a whore.she works hard for it. she deserves.
She looks amazing, and Madonna's body is built like a rock she is in better shape them most 20 year old girls.
Re: DanielDax – #49 FYI…Now those same photos and more can be accessed on the internet. The photos were 'leaked' and show her real age….she looks older than 50!
I've seen some up-close photos, and she sure as hell DOESN'T look 19.
Re: SeekTruth – shut the fuck up asshole moron gay.what u want.madonna is better looking than u.u crap.asshole.u are old .old is ur mind.not madonna.whore is ur mother