Madonna Must Have Dressed Herself in the Dark
Filed under: Madonna > Fashion Smashion
Her Madgesty was snapped leaving Kabbalah services in the NYC on Saturday with little David Banda in her arms.
He's getting so big!
We just can't believe she left the house dressed in 90's castaways.
Creepers? Clown pants?
It's so Color Me Bad-esque!
Eww-ie.
But, underneath that mess of an outfit is a bangin' body that will never match her age on paper.
Or so says Madge's trainer, Tracy Anderson.
In a recent interview, Anderson proclaimed about the notorious gym bunny, “Madonna will never look her age. She doesn’t even look half her age – she looks 19."
If only we could be so lucky!
[Image via Finalpixx.]
Completely Gratuitous
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