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Wino Almost Died Twice But Doing Better Now, Her Father Reveals

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Despite reports of island flings and bar bans, the man half-responsible for spawning Amy Winehouse - Mitch Wino - is saying that Amy is clean in St Lucia, where she's still vacationing and she was only acting weird because "she was just having fun, pretending to be a horse."

Really now!

Daddy Wino says that Amy's been cleaning up real nice in St Lucia, and he's even moved his daughter from the three ring circus (literally!) of the resort to a more secluded villa, where she can finish recovering.

And mean it this time!

Daddy Wino saya, "Stories about my troubled daughter are selling newspapers and magazines. They don't want her to get better. But she is better. They didn't see her lying in bed for days in a dark room. She was close to death twice. We have been working a lot to get her to where she is right now."

This is all very convenient timing for the documentary that TV journalist Daphne Barak has been gathering material for. What's also convenient is that, according to Hello! magazine, Amy is supposedly working on a new album.

Is it just us or does this sound like the Britney Comeback Method?

In the documentary, If U Seek Amy, Saving Amy, interviews with the family reveal how her behavior affects everyone. Mama Winehouse also compares Amy's marriage to Blaaaaake hom she calls a "nothing") to a "knife in her stomach."

Despite her fam's justifiable disapproval of her spouse, Amy is taking Blaaaaake's filing for divorce rather hard. To which her father told her, "You know I don't like him, but I have to admit that your behaviour with another man is not what marriage is all about."

Logic is not one of Amy's strong points, sober or otherwise.

[Image via WENN.]

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48 comments to “Wino Almost Died Twice But Doing Better Now, Her Father Reveals”



  1. 1

    HUH?????????



  2. 2

    OMG, this poor girl. So sad…..



  3. 3

    Enough with the winehouse, sheesh.



  4. 4

    daddy wino sure likes to blab to the tabs about his baby girl.

    poor thing has horrid parents.

  5. aj says – reply to this


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    shocker



  6. 6

    BLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE! YOU GAVE ME SCABIES!



  7. 7

    danpasta.bigcartel.com!



  8. 8

    Yeah right!!..Pull this leg and it whistles Dixie…



  9. 9

    Re: poop coming out is fun – I DIDN'T READ IT EITHER! HAHA



  10. 10

    Re: the last star – PULL MY LEG AND IT RIPS A FART! LMFAO!



  11. 11

    Why does she always looks soooooo dirty and scabby???



  12. 12

    At least it's an "AMY" that's more interesting to read about.



  13. 13

    PRETENDING TO BE A HORSE?????????? IS THIS A SAYING? WAT? I DON'T THINK SHE NEEDS TO PRETEND. BITCH ALREADY LOOKS LIKE A DANG HORSE. A BROWN STALLION HORSE WITH SKATES ON.
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    poop



  14. 14

    Um, Britney use to be that filthy. But how soon we forget…



  15. 15

    How sad, this girl is a train wreck. I am so afraid of seeing the day when the news states this girl is gone. Someone needs to lock this woman up in a detox facility and hide the key for a year. So much talent going to waste.



  16. 16

    Re: ladyhawke – That Avi has 3 eyes!!!



  17. 17

    I'm kind of hoping she makes a comeback.
    Way better than lily allen or w/e her name is.



  18. 18

    I'd rather she drink then do the drugs.
    More fitting for a singer anyway.
    She looks healthier I think GO AMY!



  19. 19

    There's something way off with her dad hmmmmm.



  20. 20

    Re: State ziti
    Do the world a favor and kill yourself…k thanks.
    :)



  21. 21

    U PEOPLE HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO SAY ABOUT AMY. IMAGINE IF UR EVERY MOVE WAS ON TV AND IN THE MEDIA? WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY ABOUT U?? ASSHOLES



  22. 22

    Re: bigbertha22 – THEY WOULD SAY I WAS GOD. EVERYONE WOULD WANT TO BUY ME PEZ AND APPLE MARTINIS. THEY WOULD GIVE ME A GOLDEN PAIL TO SHIT IN, THEN TAKE MY SHIT AND CAST IT IN GOLD FOR MONUMENTS ERECTED IN MY HONOR. THEY WOULD TAKE MY PISS AND MIX IT IN THEIR SWEET TEA SO THEY COULD BE ENLIGHTENED BY "THE GREAT ONE". MY FINGERNAIL CLIPPING WOULD SELL FOR MILLIONS. I WOULD SPANK YER MOM.



  23. 23

    Amy Winehouse is STILL a mess but she appears to be somewhat healthier than she was a few months ago. Her complexion isn't as mottled and her body is a bit fuller. However, her antics in St. Lucia make one wonder if she's still fighting alcohol/drug/men issues. Hopefully moving to a secluded villa will allow her the privacy she needs to recover and when she returns home she'll be able to concentrate on her music. Amy needs to kick Blake to the sidewalk and create a clean life for herself.



  24. 24

    wow



  25. 25

    She always looks like she's been rolling around in pig shit!



  26. 26

    Oh my god poor girl she looks like a boy :O



  27. 27

    Why doesn't her dad have her committed instead of sending her on extended holiday? Her parents are goofy as hell.



  28. 28

    I'M NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY THIS PEICE OF TRASH IS STILL GETTING SO MUCH ATTENTION?



  29. 29

    IT DOES SOUND LYK A BRITNEY COMEBACK BUT THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE, IT MORE DISTURBING



  30. 30

    I heard that her crabs get drunk because of her elevated blood alcohol content, and that they stagger all over her crotch and ass hairs which tickle her clit causing her to discharge vaginal juice constantly and that is why there are all kinds of dogs following her around.



  31. 31

    Even though she has a long way to go before she is anything like what she used to be…. she actually looks healthier!



  32. 32

    Re: bigbertha22 – They would say"harry are still slappin' that dumb twat bigbertha in the mouth with your dick?" and harry would say"Yes!"



  33. 33

    Almost died? I thought she already did. I mean, she *looks* dead, doesn't she? I just assumed she'd died and her crackhead husband buried her in the Pet Sematery, and that's why she's still walking around getting pictures taken of her.



  34. 34

    I wonder if that preppy trust fund guy is still playing hide the sausage with her?



  35. 35

    Pierce Cruise GF Destiney Moore exposed on Reality bedroom.com



  36. 36

    Destiney from Charm school rock of love total exposed on Reality bedroom.com



  37. 37

    This is the nastiest ugliest skeet skeet IVE ever seen…she fucking hurts my eyes



  38. 38

    Amy Winehouse is an extraordinary singer. Britney is not a singer PERIOD. So Amy's comeback would be amazing.



  39. 39

    could she be more ugly? can't look at her,she make me sick.



  40. 40

    Y'all are so mean!!

    She is really talented. I just hope she doesn't die.



  41. 41

    Why do we even care anymore? The damage is done, she looks like crap. I'm shocked her armpits are shaved!!



  42. 42

    I LIKE TO PLAY "HORSE" TOO! I LIKE TO RIDE RYAN SEACREST LIKE A HORSE WHEN I'M TAKING HIS SWEET HOT TIGHT ROUND MUSKY ASS ALL AROUND THE WORLD!!
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    TEE HEE. I'M BACK BITCHES!
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    ALL THE HO HO'S IN THE HOUSE PUT YOUR HANDS UP! HOLLER!



  43. 43

    It looks like she's collecting hospital (or rehab) admitting bands on her left wrist.



  44. 44

    When you see her walking arond NOW.. Is she Alive or Dead? I don't know haw anyone could really tell the difference?

  45. Daxie says – reply to this


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    No junk, no soul…. good luck on the new album



  46. 46

    I don't thin this could be true but has anyone else heard that sh said? I am not going to stop abusing myself UNTIL Perez Hilton comes into my bedroom and ROCKS MY WORLD again?



  47. 47

    "Not what marriage is all about"? Mitch would know, he's a damn cheater too. Oh, and *acting* like a horse? She looked like she was ON the horse!



  48. 48

    Oh Amy what happen to you!