Britney To Pen An Autobiography
The all-you-can-eat Britney goss buffet promises to stay open for business for a while longer!
The latest move in her comeback marketing blitz is an autobiography. The book promises to be a "no-holds-barred account," but we've heard that before (with disappointing results)!
Britney (or rather, her ghost writer) will use personal diary entries to recount her experiences in a 3 to 5 book series. That's already fascinating! We didn't know she could could compose sentences!
BritBrit's apparently already signed up with a literary agent and signed a $14 million book deal to begin writing once her world tour is complete. It will be the first book written by the singer herself.
We want to know what the Britster was thinking last year around this time when she was being wheeled away to the loony bin.
But we've also got a feeling that even she doesn't know!
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It will be full of lies and ignoring the truth!
Title: Bat Shit Crazy&Back!
YAY !LOVE YOU BRITNEY !:)
If you seek Amy, ok!
Ok Perez…u say she cant write and say she's going to have a ghost writer…if I'm not mistaken, YOU arent the only one who writes on this website. dipshit! One minute your(?) website likes Britney and the next you guys are talking shit…make up your mind.
And yes i will buy her books! GO BRITNEY!!!!
Adam Carolla for President 2012!
Sure she is.
I cannot wait! *sarcasm*
Aw christ, there's one that'll need a lot of proof reading.
SORRY GUYS LETTYB SNIFFED TOO MUCH OF HER PERMANENT MARKER AND PASSED OUT!!!!
Available at Walmarts Everwhere! Tell this ignorant, redneck, trailer whore her time is up already. Tell her to take her sister and her sister's kid and go hang out witht he Palins in Alaska so we don't have to deal with her sorry, skinny, white bitch ass agin'
That should be a good read-NOT!
Another book I'm not going to read…
I THINK I'LL PUT IT ON MY "NOT TO DO LIST" UNLESS I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP!!!
My new book, "Yeah, I fucked her!" is doing well on Amazon.
Mommie fukin dearest is the only one that buys her fukin shit..hehehee
Re: LettyB – Ok, I won't tell anyone you were under the desk..oops!
"(or rather, ghost writer)"
Eff off Perez. You actually wrote your own book? I highly doubt it. It's a rare occasion when you manage to string two sentences together without fucking it up.
Re: LettyB – I can't believe you said that, I sniffed one 30 minutes ago and go fukin liteheaded. Are you ok?
Yea just what the world needs, another shitty autobiography…
There must be a long list of ghost writers…RBP
Considering she has an eighth grade education, this should be "entertaining", if not comical. Is she even able to read, let alone write? If this ever comes to fruition, the book(s) might make good bedtime stories for her two kids. Maybe she could rationalize her way around her vulgar behavior last year…
Is Britney attempting to compete with mom Lynne by becoming an author?
Re: LettyB – hahahaha
Her motto should be "I beLIEve "
Re: harrybalsac – Lol i want to read your book…
I WONDER IF BOY GEORGE GOT THE TOP BUNK!!!
I hate people who think they are so important that they have to write their autobiography when they aren't even like 30 yet!!
My God!!!!
As if there is gonna be anything worth knowing in there… Let alone truth…
I'm sure all people who are homeless, hungry, sick, getting their heads bombed of etc are really waiting for this…
Anyway the book is gonna be like her songs: written very poorly and prefabricated by others…
Re: BBBoricua loves Angels & Demons – Talk to ya later gotta runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
another money grab.
IM BUYIN IT!
After looking at all the photshopped pictures in her book(s), the paper it's printed can be used for toilet paper.
I am SO buying it.
Love ya Brit
who cares about this slut.she cant even writte
she is such a loser.who really cares.full of lies.she is a liar
skank
Re: TiaBelle – u so dah
;)))
I'm 100% buying Britney's book. Wouldn't even think of getting yours, Perez, not even if it were free!!!
Apparently you can't can't compose sentences either, Perez!
Well, I would read it, if it's not all bs,
but why would she put the truth in it?
No one really wants to tell all their secrets, lol.
I might read it thought just to see what it has.
Sounds interesting.
I would like to read it…
it will do a lot better than ur book perez..i
Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My guess is she thinks an AUTO-biography is a history of the cars she has owned?
so you mean Neil Strauss is going to write Britney's autobiography, then?
PIGGY YOU ARE A BIG DOUCHE!!! OBVIOUSLY PPL KICKED YOUR BALLS ON REG BASIS AND THAT'S WHY YOU ACT LIKE A MORON EVERY SEC OF YOUR LIFE!!!!
If you can publish a stupid lame book and write an open letter to the President then why can't Britney write a book based on her diaries??? Do you think you are the only one capable of writing a book??? You don't even know what a freaking spell checker is and you are soooo cheap that i am 100% sure your book is full of missprints and errors!!!!
HYPOCRATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Mentalist –
Ha, Ha, Ha
I LOVE U BRITNEY!!!! UR THE BEST…. I'LL BE WAITING 4 THAT BOOK YEAAAAH
If she wanted people to know her personal thoughts and crap then why didn't she just get a LiveJournal or a blog to begin with?? Not that it matters… she doesn't really have any integrity. I wouldn't believe her account of anything.
That's not the first book she has written! She wrote a novel with her mother. Get your facts straight Perez.
who fucking cares what that brainless piece of trash has to say. take some time off to actually raise your kids, you skanky whore.
Re: xocandii –
i wish you dumbshits would get your own fucking avatar
oh perez you fat fuck…..you might want to look a bit closer at yourself galss houses and all your a stupid fuck atleast shes skinny and pretty and talented.
LMAO, I hope she has a ghost writer! I don't think I could handle 500 pages of "Ya know ya'll it was real bad like you know that time that I got married like that was bad ya'll, ya know?" Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone may write it but I guarantee it won't be Britney. Maybe Casey Aldrich could churn it out.
she should donate the money to organizations that deal with mental illness's
YEAH WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS EITHER LOVING OR HATING HER? I THINK YOU ARE THE REAL BIPOLAR BITCH! NO WONDER YOU GOT FAT YOUR HEAD LOOKS WORSE THAN KENDRA'S.
Re: MeloYelo1984 – hehehe thats funny and good for an 8 year old.
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP PEREZ, one minute u love britney the next you're calling her a retard. What a fucking bi-polar bastard, seriously did u forget to take ur pills today?