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If You Want Your Ears To Bleed…

Filed under: Kelly Clarkson > Brooke Hogan

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Click here to listen to Brooke Hogan singing a cover of Kelly Clarkson's My Life Would Suck Without You.

So wrong!

[Image via WENN.]

125 comments to “If You Want Your Ears To Bleed…”

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  1. 1

    I think not!



  2. 2

    OOMG
    is that broooke ar her fugly mom!



  3. 3

    It needs more cowbell.



  4. 4

    EWWWWWWWWWW NO THANKS YOU STUPID FUCK!



  5. 5

    I got a fever and the only thing that can cure it is MORE COWBELL!



  6. 6

    she is sooooo starved for attention that she has to wear stuff like that!



  7. 7

    Aarrgghh what is wrong is what she's fucking wearing.



  8. 8

    Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – stop staring at me all the time ;)



  9. 9

    Ewwwww, I take offense to that Mario!



  10. 10

    Those boobs are too saggy to be fake.



  11. 11

    LETTYB IS SNIFFING HER PERMANENT MARKER AGAIN! OH YEAH!



  12. 12

    EWWW NO!



  13. 13

    Her ( . )( . )'s are not fun to look at! Just wrong!



  14. 14

    Re: harrybalsac – COW BELL! LMAO!



  15. 15

    no….and she might as well retire….she looks older than her hag mom



  16. 16

    Re: LettyB – I'M SNIFFING THE WHITE OUT!



  17. 17

    No like!
    [Shakes "maracas" at you putas]



  18. 18

    Re: LettyB – Hahahahahaha….do you eat paste too? Hahahaha….



  19. 19

    icky icky poo.



  20. 20

    Re: mama of 2 – for real!



  21. 21

    change the post fatty…
    it's sooo nasty!



  22. 22

    I will after is stop staring at her (.)(.)



  23. 23

    Wake up ppl its time to "RACK AND ROLL".!!!!!!



  24. 24

    is horrible ! she is like screaming the song.



  25. 25

    slut.she is an asshole.morning yall



  26. 26

    Ewwwwwwww



  27. 27

    Re: mama of 2 – #8 Sorry, but i can't take my eye off your tonsils



  28. 28

    her face looks so old!!dont u guys think?



  29. 29

    She stole Milky's bra!



  30. 30

    Re: _Alice_ – hey alice are u a boy or a girl??



  31. 31

    she has no class



  32. 32

    Re: _Alice_ – #18 LMAO



  33. 33

    ;)



  34. 34

    How old is this girl? 20 or 60???? She looks sooooooooo old!!!! Get dress like a young lady wear less makeup do your hair a bit more natural instead of the fake blonde look and you may look better…OMG…I think her mom looks younger!!



  35. 35

    Nice ( @ ) ( @ ) ………….



  36. 36

    Re: i4sandy – ITS ALL THE STEROIDS



  37. 37

    How old is this bitch? 48? 53?



  38. 38

    she looks like her FAT OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD MOTHERR~!



  39. 39

    I don't think her tits are fake. Too affected by gravity!



  40. 40



  41. 41

    Re: i4sandy – y she really looks old



  42. 42

    She is SO gross. She needs to go away.



  43. 43

    Re: TheQueenSupreme – Why I'm a lady of course!



  44. 44

    ugly



  45. 45

    As a BIG fan of the ladies I have to say -two thumbs -wayyyyy dowwwnnn!Two big bummers!well 3 if you count her!



  46. 46

    Re: _Alice_ – nothing just asking.how old are u?



  47. 47

    SHE SHOULD NEVER MAKE THAT FACE AGAIN!



  48. 48

    Omg…she looks really bad in this pic….she looks just like her mom….slutty



  49. 49

    Don't look it directly in the eyes….



  50. 50

    Yell much?

    Don't worry, Brooke, looking like you're in your 40's and dressing like your classy Mom will get you attention.

    Let's not butcher anymore songs.



  51. 51

    She's so gross! I will never understand the need people have to dress like that!



  52. 52

    OMG I thought that was the mom!



  53. 53

    First of all - I thought that was a picture of her Mom! And second -I couldn't even listen all the way through - Really Bad!!



  54. 54

    Man, she's FUGLY!



  55. 55

    Why don't you put the how old? 43 56 38 numbers around her…or a separated at birth with this ugly pig and Hatchet Face.



  56. 56

    MY Lord!!!! IM 48 and she looks older than me!!!!! I thought it was her mom!!!



  57. 57

    Oh hell no!



  58. 58

    H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E x50 !



  59. 59

    H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E X50



  60. 60

    you can hear kelly in the background… she's nawt gud, but better than most of us… don't hate me for saying that but the beginning isn't horrible… nawt saying is gud…

  61. binka says – reply to this


    61

    EW I mean really why cant she realize she is ugly enough without dressing like a piece of trailer trash!



  62. 62

    Re: TheQueenSupreme – You're not supposed to ask a lady her age;)



  63. 63

    ewwwww, she looks like her old haggard mom



  64. 64

    She looks like an obese Cameron Diaz



  65. 65

    all the Hogan women are built like men



  66. 66

    BTW Perez, those aren't fake. Brooke's a bigger girl so she's natrually going to have a bust. Plus, there's no cleavage going toward her collarbone and fake ones wouldn't lay on her chest like that. I know all you Hollywood people think you can't have real ones that size, but you've just been around the fake ones too long.



  67. 67

    yuck she's so freaking gross. her and that whole family is white trash to me.



  68. 68

    poor Brooke..she really has lost all class & dignity.Please Brooke stay away from songs & write your own garbage.



  69. 69

    EWWWW THAT WAS HORRIBLE OMG



  70. 70

    She has a jagged fingernail!



  71. 71

    Oh Shit! I thought that was a picture above of her MOM! Damn she got fat, old, and ugly looking!

  72. MP says – reply to this


    72

    I can never tell if the picture is of the mother or the daughter. There's something not right about that.



  73. 73

    Re: JonzeyWTF – THEY ARE BIG OL FAKE BOOBIES!!! Saw her in my doctors office for her post op when I had my post op and we were chatting it up about both our procedures!



  74. 74

    I feel bad for her…she's wasting her whole life chasing a dream that will never happen. She is an average singer. There are soooo many better singers out there. Give it up. Get a education. Oh….and get a new stylist!!

  75. Ambia says – reply to this


    75

    Get a fucking life, Brooke, stop singing and change your styling. Please!



  76. 76

    Holy shit o_O
    Can I jump through the window now??



  77. 77

    OMG OMG OMG! EWWW EWWW EWWWW, I thought that was LINDA her mother, I mean hell she looks about 50 in this picture are you SURE it isn't Linda? or hell even her grandmother that CANNOT be Brooke…



  78. 78

    Not too bad if she were singing karoke.



  79. 79

    I thought fake tits were supposed to be perky?

  80. Ava J says – reply to this


    80

    It's a shame she inherited her trashy mother's sense of style! She looks at LEAST 40 years old. I'd hate to see what she looks like in the next ten years. She needs to lay off the sun tanning and hair bleach! There's only one thing worse than looking like a tranny hooker, and that's looking like a tranny hooker with wrinkly orange skin and dried, wire-like hair. Seriously.



  81. 81

    Wait…And I am very serious…Is that a picture of Brooke or her fugly mother? Jesus…If that is the kid….How old is that girl…Hagged out already….Eeeekkkkk!!!!
    xox, ilona rose



  82. 82

    Dayum…I didnt read the posts before I posted…I see I am not the only one who thought that was the the Mom…Little young dumbass makes me look young…I would actually like her to walk next to me at all times while I am out in public…



  83. 83

    Good God, she looks old! Why is she still trying to sing?



  84. 84

    How and why did the American people allow this hideous trash to become famous?! Her entire family are nothing but a bunch of white trash, un-talented, selfish, self-absorbed, irresponsible, life-taking, LOSERS, with NO class. It's an injustice that people like that have money. Hopefully soon, she'll go back to being a man and life out her life happily in OBSCURITY, with the rest of her/his WHOREibble family.



  85. 85

    whats the big deal! ive heard worse….



  86. 86

    Also, is it just me or does she look like she's in her fucking 40's?



  87. 87

    What a loser counter part to the black monkies………



  88. 88

    Oh, ok. It wasn't just me…lulz.



  89. 89

    I can't stand this bimbo but I have to say I have heard much worst singing that hers



  90. 90

    they're really fake and really ugly. cover them up! and get some surgery on your face



  91. 91

    it that linda or brooke?



  92. 92

    oh no!



  93. 93

    O_o;;



  94. 94

    Woa, her mom is looking more youthful than she is…Brooke you should make salads and water your best friend.



  95. 95

    Re: harrybalsac

    LOL! Agreed. Definitely more cowbell!



  96. 96

    thats not even her singing!!! duh! if u click to listen to it a youtube video pops up and right at the beginning of the video it says cover by: zandia!!!! omg stupid people!



  97. 97

    omg i like this version of the song if it was on itunes uk i would buy it as soon as it goes on digital download

    brooke i love you n you family

    xxx



  98. 98

    This can't be her… seriously? It looks like her mom. Freaky. Does she still have a tv show?

  99. k-lee says – reply to this


    99

    It's not bad, really. It's not great, but it's not totally bad.



  100. 100

    ewww!

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