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"'I was bashed with a dildo by man in leather mask'"
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'I was bashed with a dildo by man in leather mask'
AUSTRALIA - AN Andergrove mother was bludgeoned with a rubber dildo wrapped in duct tape by a home invader who also killed her little pet dog by strapping it up to a palm tree in a public park, a court heard yesterday.
The alleged attacker wore a leather mask and his attack was premeditated and particularly violent, police said.
The Daily Mercury spoke with the 49-year-old victim about her ordeal yesterday and has decided not to identify her.
She was bruised and distressed and was upset by the death of her pet dog named Apso, a friendly little 15-month-old dog that may have bitten his attacker before he was killed.
In another bizarre twist to the shocking case, blood in Apso's mouth will be DNA tested to see if it belongs to the man who allegedly killed him.
Shaun Michael Burke, 38, appeared in the Magistrate's Court yesterday charged with burglary, armed robbery and wilfully and unlawfully killing a dog at night.
Prosecutor Sergeant Sabine Scott said it will alleged that a woman, 49, and her son, 19, were at home when a woman came to the front door about 3am on Monday and distracted them while Burke allegedly broke in.
The son was chased through the house, into the back yard and, fearing for his life, he jumped over a fence to escape.
The woman was hit with a dildo which “appeared to be wrapped in such a way with duct tape to make it a better bludgeoning weapon”, Sgt Scott said.
The female victim eventually fled on foot.
Sgt Scott said the dog was taken to a nearby public park where it was taped with duct tape by the head and chest to a palm tree and died of asphyxia.
Investigating officers recovered the dog's body, found a leather mask and duct tape in a vehicle and more duct tape in Burke's pocket.
“He had cuts on his arms which could have been caused by a dog bite,” Sgt Scott said.
“Blood in the dog's mouth will be tested to see if it is his.”
Duty solicitor David Strutynski applied for bail for Burke and said: “I'm guessing there is a lot behind this matter which needs to be sorted out.”
Burke had been living with a housemate who “got in his ear and he snapped”, Mr Strutynski said.
“He saw a GP at Slade Point last Friday and was to see a Mental Health officer on Monday afternoon and ATODS (Alcohol, Tobacco and Other Drugs Service) on Tuesday but these events have intervened.”
Burke had alcohol and mental health issues and would get better treatment if granted bail, Mr Strutynski said.
Magistrate Ross Risson remanded Burke in custody overnight and will consider the bail application today.
A woman, 21, who was allegedly involved in the incidents, has been granted watch-house bail to appear in court on January 29.















































Sometimes a bitch needs a slap in the mouth with a dick.
Harry?
But nothing about gettin' fisted by a brother in a big red hat? Good!
Why is this a bad thing??
Mistress?
The picture looks like Christina Aguilera picture!!
the poor puppy.
Oh not nice. Poor little puppy. People like this should suffer the same fate they inflicted. Bastards.
Re: harrybalsac – We do need a dick slapping now and again…and again…and again….
OH NO!! THEY FOUND ME OUT!! OH DOOKS! I'M IN TWOUBLE!!
Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – Hey Sweet, you must have had the loveliest day yesterday being all things inauguration. (o:
SOUNDS LIKE ALICE HAD IT BAD! LMAO
beat with a dildo!
i wouldn't want ot be identified either!
looks like Christina Aguilera's new album
Hahahahaha…that's fucked up.
HAHAHHA what the fuck is the world coming to…
I know, duct tape both of them to a rock at low tide!
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Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – Hahahaha…I was a bad girl;)
Not this time SP ! I was home in bed! BTW, if you think I need to be called an asshole ( b/c I do quite often) don't hold back dear! And thanks for defending me yesterday, I always wanted an attack bunny!
On a serious note…..animal abusers need to be beaten the fuck up!
that is not what i use my dildo for.
WTF! I KEEP POSTING THIS FUNNY ASS COMMENT AND IT WONT POST!
that's terrible.
Re: _Alice_ – i agree.
lol…. how evviillll…!!!!!
……. owkaii yeah its not funni…..
:p
WTF!!!?!!………….i love the frizzy braids on the doll…….
lmao…..how funny is this.
It wasn't me.I was busy taking a "POOP" and adjusting that stocking on my head!!!
Re: mama of 2 – Lmao everyone should get beat once in a while with a dildo in the mouth…. Whoahhh did i just say that….
Re: harrybalsac – Oh Henry, I told you I am protective of my friends.
This bunny has sharp teeth but a fluffy tail!
Duct tape will ruin a perfectly good dildo every time
He was charged with killing a dog AT NIGHT? So killing dog during the day is a totally different charge? Weirdo Australians
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – Some words are banned ,change a letter to a symbol in the dirty one!
Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – Who's Henry? You cheatin' on me?
Sounds like one of Mario's wet dreams.
Re: Mistress – Thank you Mistress! It was a great day! My children got to see the inauguration at their school! So positive.
Re: harrybalsac – Oops! Freudian slip!
Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – my kids too……….they had a choice between watching and recess…….my daughter said only a handful of kids opted out…..pretty cool………..my little one was home with me…………..i told her we should stand up when they were doing the national anthem……..ten minutes later she's like….can i sit down now?…..she was the lone o supporter in the house……hehe she almost convinced me by the cute little way his name sounds coming out of her……
I love that the 19yr old son jumped a fence and left his 49yr old mother to fend for herself!!!
Re: mamajud – AWESOME! I truly feel the Obamas are going to have a major POSITIVE impact on our children. It will raise the intelligence level of our country. I will be following the stats on that area. oxox It's all about the children for me!
Re: harrybalsac – #20 LOL @ "Attack Bunny"
Re: SWEETPIECE LOVES THE OBAMAS! – I left you another message somewhere (I'm so not with it - it's nearly 3am here) and I was thinking of you during Barry's big speech. He's a good guy.
Re: Mistress – Go to sleep! You need your beauty rest.
DONKEY-PUNCHED!
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THE QUEERFACED HUBBY'S TIMELESS FANTASY!!!
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Re: harrybalsac – I fukin agree.hheheeeeeeeee
I need to find a different outfit for the occasion.heheheee???
Re: harrybalsac – I have to agree with that one. Even if its a dick wrapped in such a way with duct tape to make it a better bludgeoning weapon.
This man needs to die a slow, painful death.
That's horrible! Poor little dog.
Poor dog
Poor dog! I'm tired of mental health issues being an excuse for shit like this! When it come down to it, we're all crazy. However, we all don't go out and bash people with dildos.
This reads like some kind of bad script or something. I can't believe that shit this wierd actually happens.
fuck the lady POOR DOG!!
That sounds like a load of CRAP - I live in Australia and I have heard nothing about this. (trust me, this would be all over the news if it really happened) The story sounds quite made up as well.. so much random shit that "apparently" happened WTF
poor puppy
that guy is fuckeddd up
Re: steena – I checked our local news sources as well and couldn't find anything - am wondering if this is made up now.
how they determined it was a dildo?
What the fffffff is wrong with some people? If he could kill a helpless puppy what would stop him from killing a helpless human? That guy should be shot and pissed on!