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Beam us to the nearest Toys-R-Us!

The much anticipated Star Trek dolls are finally arriving on Earth!

Kirk, Spock, and Lieutenant Uhura are modeled after the actors portraying the timeless characters in the new May flick.

The dolls are mostly intended for collectors and not kiddies.

We think they might have waxed Spock's eyebrows a bit!

    Posted: Jan 21, 2009 at 8:30 pm / Email this  »
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    37 comments to “Hey, Nerds!”



    1. 1

      not for kiddies? what, are they anatomically correct?



    2. 2

      Who fucking cares??



    3. 3

      Re: Flips11 – #1….LOL



    4. 4

      gross



    5. 5

      They should make RPatz doll with clothes, accessories and a hot little car.
      Girls all over the world would be dressing and undressing little RPatz and playing with him.



    6. 6

      hahaha…i want one!



    7. 7

      The trekies will snap them up before the kiddies can get them!!



    8. 8

      WOO! haha



    9. 9

      Oh what fun!



    10. 10

      Re: Flips11 – YAY for them! XD



    11. 11

      Damn, nothing has changed in the 3 months I've been away. You are still fucking retarded and lame Perez.



    12. 12

      YES ANOTHER FUCKTOY



    13. 13

      No Thanks!

    14. Ouisa says – reply to this


      14

      YAWN, what a stupid fucking story…



    15. 15

      I have a 12 inch Captain Kirk doll on top of my christmas tree every year. My parents started with it in 1970. A family tradition.



    16. 16

      The Spock doll looks like a lesbian in drag………………….LOL



    17. 17

      Re: orchidgirl – Hey Orchid, we don't want Rpatz dolls, we want True Blood dolls. Wtsfsf, who wants these stupid fukin old dolls?



    18. 18

      Is it me, or does Kirk look a little like Edward?



    19. 19

      Lieutenant Uhura wore her hair short and had rich, brown skin. This doll looks more like Rosario Dawson.

      Captain Kirk looks like a teenager, and Mr. Spock looks like a twenty-something metrosexual. These are awful likenesses. Jes' sayin'.



    20. 20

      Why does Uhura look aneorexic? She was shapely and beautiful. I think they could have chose a different actress to play her in the movie. Zoe Saldana is pretty but it is too far away from the original character to be convincing.



    21. 21

      Re: SheriMoonZombie –
      Hey, Sheri girl , I am talking about all those girls who write "He is so hawtttttt " and "I am so going to marry him " every time Perez posts photos of Rob Pattinson sitting nekkid in a bathtub full of murky water. (-:



    22. 22

      Umm hmmm why they gonna make sistah girl a twig??? Uhura was THICK, baby, thick and dark and beeeyooteeful, not no damn boney ho



    23. 23

      THIS MADE MY YEAR! Lieutenant Uhura IN BARBIE FORM!!!! LONG LIVE US BLACK NERDY GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    24. 24

      Re: caroaber –
      They're for the new movie. Different actors. They look a lot like new people. I want them…



    25. 25

      OMG, what's wrong with the Uhura doll?? Look at the legs.



    26. 26

      They won't be in the stores until April.



    27. 27

      OMG!!! MY BF IS OBSESSED WITH STAR TREK AND NOW I KNOW WHAT TO GET HIM FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY!!! HAHA!!! THANKS PEREZ



    28. 28

      HOLY MOLY *runs to buy one*

    29. JET says – reply to this


      29

      Uhura's dress isn't short enough and her boobs are way too small



    30. 30

      Mhmm, dunno why they made Uhura character and toy so skinny… she always been a curvy one!!

    31. n7of9 says – reply to this


      31

      I WANT!!



    32. 32

      lol Perez, i just know you're going to get the spock and kirk dolls and put them in all sorts of positions, you nerd you. :P

    33. Synik says – reply to this


      33

      This looks like its going to be one stupid movie. Is Disney behind this travesty? And those action figures look really bad.



    34. 34

      Oh wow that looks like an explosion of fun and stupidness! LOL!!



    35. 35

      They are very poor likenesses.



    36. 36

      I'm on my way to get mine now! Seriously…Sci Fi nerd here…



    37. 37

      Why the heck are women crew members wearing mini dresses and gogo boots in the 24th century???