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Holly Madison And Criss Angel Do It Like Middle Schoolers

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A Perezcious reader had the great misfortune of witnessing a neck-sucking fest between ex-Girl Next Door Holly Madison and glorified birthday magician Criss Angel at a party in Cabo San Lucas this past weekend.

Just look at that hickey!

Good thing it's scarf season!

    Posted: Jan 21, 2009 at 9:00 am / Email this  »
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    66 comments to “Holly Madison And Criss Angel Do It Like Middle Schoolers”



    1. 1

      Buy a hat that fits retard.



    2. 2

      he is nasty but a least he's not old



    3. 3

      OH SWEET JESUS!!!!!!!!! I JUST GET TO WORK AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE!!!! SHE POOPS HER FKN PANTS THEN HE EATS IT. OOH YESYES.



    4. 4

      Re: harrybalsac –
      Do
      I
      want to sit on your fuking face?
      hehehheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      real nice harrybalsaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



    5. 5

      Re: harrybalsac – AND A MOUTH THAT FITS!!!



    6. 6

      Hey i actually like all that necking…. so fuck u buttboy…



    7. 7

      morning.



    8. 8

      Re: poop coming out is fun –
      I just took a shit in your bed and I knew you would want to know so that you can go fukin roll in it while the pile is hot and steamy.
      hehhehehe enfukinjoy, kitty kitty♥



    9. 9

      I already fisted them sooooo many times, it don't help!



    10. 10

      hickies are trashy.



    11. 11

      Re: mama of 2 – Re: ****MRS.JOSH*HOLLOWAY**** – Re: LaDiva is haunting…. – Morning fuking lovely bitches..heheee



    12. 12

      Re: SheriMoonZombie – HOP ON! Yummm!Re: poop coming out is fun – You were impressive this morning, about a foot long!



    13. 13

      He's gross! But if I were her…….after being a slave with a curfew with an 80-something year old man that kept tabs on anything and everything I did…I would be making out with my new boyfriend like a rabid dog anywhere and everywhere I could!



    14. 14

      I'm sorry, but hickey's are for teenagers!! That looks stupid!!! Grow the fuck up!!!



    15. 15

      EWWWWW! Completely tacky, they need to grow up. No one should have to look at that.



    16. 16

      Re: LaDiva is haunting…. – I like the slutty pic better, morningRe: mama of 2 – HIIIIIIIIIII!



    17. 17

      Re: Big Black Dick –
      Make sureRe: harrybalsac – gets his fist, coz he's a bad little boy.



    18. 18

      oh. my. god.
      what the fuck is wrong with people?

    19. DD44 says – reply to this


      19

      He's disgusting! He looks like he smells. She's to good for him.



    20. 20

      Hickey? How classy!



    21. 21

      icky icky poo



    22. 22

      Re: SheriMoonZombie – heyy pretty girl.



    23. 23

      Re: The One. The Only. MILK – hello mmooo!!



    24. 24

      he's such a wanker….

      and his show…..sucked!



    25. 25

      Inauguration -> Perez on Tonight -> hickeys. I see a trend in these posts that does not bode well.



    26. 26

      MORNING



    27. 27


    28. 28

      Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – But your an eye, all you do is see things!



    29. 29

      Re: The One. The Only. MILK – Re: mama of 2 – Re: SheriMoonZombie – Re: Big Black Dick – Morning darlings….
      Re: harrybalsac – Oh don't worry harry i got more avatars specifically for you….



    30. 30

      I'd rather be rich than stupid.



    31. 31

      lol, criss gets weirder and weirder as time goes on. :P



    32. 32

      Re: SheriMoonZombie – YESYESYESS!!!! YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT!! EXTRA RUNNYSTINKYCORNY!! OMGOMG!! I ALSO SMELL THE LINGERING AROMA OF JUICY FARTS. IT HAS MADE MY DAY!



    33. 33

      Re: mama of 2 – YOUR AVATAR IS SOOO SEXY!! I WANNA POOP ON THAT HAIR AND SQUISH IT IN. SOOO GOOD. IWANTYERBUTT.



    34. 34

      Re: LaDiva is haunting…. – YOUR AVIE MADE ME POOP MY PANTS!!!! SOSOSOSOSOSO SCURRED. I LIKE IT WHEN MY POOPS GET SCARED BECAUSE THEY RUN OUT OF MY BODY WITH A QUICKNESSSS.



    35. 35

      Criss Angel is a douche bag



    36. 36

      Ew, he has a major case of TRASH FACE and she's a pathetic WEIRDO. They both look like they haven't showered in three weeks.



    37. 37

      Re: poop coming out is fun – lol *snickers*…..



    38. 38

      Re: harrybalsac – You are so fukin badboy.hehehe



    39. 39

      Re: harrybalsac – I see your point

    40. Wrenn says – reply to this


      40

      Low class, white trash…what else can you expect.



    41. 41

      dID SHE SAY? I fell for him when he told me to get naked and he would show me how he could make his pee pee disappear? Well heck after he did that, what girl doesn't love magic?



    42. 42

      maybe he haas an uncontrolable sucking fettish



    43. 43

      I think is great that she is enjoying life after being with the old recluse for years



    44. 44

      If I were female, I wouldn't let Criss Angel suck on anything belonging to me.

    45. zoey says – reply to this


      45

      Because it's Holly, watch it become the new fad……………….Interesting too , because…….I thought she was more intelligent than that



    46. 46

      ewwwwww…..i hate hickeys….
      my baby daddy thinks hickeys are engagement/wedding rings…
      gross

    47. AMO says – reply to this


      47

      She is a low budget hooker and he's just a joke.



    48. 48

      For reals who cares about them she just lame and as fake as him and his magic tricks!!!



    49. 49

      nothing says white trash like a huge hickey



    50. 50

      is it a turn on for him to suck on gold digging old shriveled up man leftovers…thats hot…suck u bus!



    51. 51

      anyone else think she was FUG when she first arrived on T.V. to the public? It's been proven the more exposure something has, the more appealing it starts to become… (except in the case of Miley Cyrus)
      Think back to Jennifer Anniston!



    52. 52

      skanks.

      Both of them.

      Dumpster diving for dates is no fun.



    53. 53

      a real class act



    54. 54

      They are both good looking people, but for some reason they both gross me out.



    55. 55

      ouucchh



    56. 56

      i always thought criss angel was gay. what's he doing with a woman??



    57. 57

      She is nasty and he is trying to prove the world that he is not gay so no surprise that they try really hard to make us believe that they are truly madly deeply in love… that bitch will miss Hef's old balls and the cash…



    58. 58

      Hickey's are gross… and it is scarf season, but where is hers?!



    59. 59

      Well she better its time to latch on to another rich guy to pay her way!



    60. 60

      He had a hickey when they were on Larry King Live. Total trash.



    61. 61

      omfg. whata ho. her family must be so proud.



    62. 62

      They look dirty together.

      As far as the curfew - what did you expect?
      Hef paid all their bills for 6 yrs. - you expect them to be allowed to ROAM EVERYWHERE for HOWEVER LONG THEY WANTED with no limits?

      Hef is not stupid - that's why he FINALLY BOUNCED THESE GOLDDIGGING BITCHES - I heard he's wanted them out for at least 2 yrs. but due to contractual obligations he had to wait —

      Move on Criss - you're too good for this Golddigger - What's the ad on the outside of the Luxor going to be changed to?? Criss MADISON in 'beLIEve" ???



    63. 63

      Criss - check out "Rock of Love" on VH1 - one of the 'ladies' injured her IMPLANT in a hockey incident - you gotta watch what SPORTS/HOBBIES you partake in when your Golddigger has IMPLANTS - leaks happen -

      Oh, did you know HO-lly is a DOG lover (she had 3 at Hef's, hated Bridget's cat ) - is your cat Hammie gonna be kicked to the curb next - like your (allegedly) BELOVED family was ??? (maybe its because Cat Claws can make IMPLANTS leak —- this is too gross to even think about…

      At least get a broad with real TITS.



    64. 64

      Holly is making up for lost times!!!



    65. 65

      I was there that night, sat right next to them at The Nowhere Bar, they seemed pretty clean to me! I spoke with Holly, she was nice and even complimented me.



    66. 66

      Hickey's are so high schoolish. HollyHO just wants everyone to know, she's banging Douchebag Criss. Enjoy it while you can HollyHo, he'll be onto a new
      conquest when he tires of your used up whiny ass.