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Of all the celeb mags, this is the best one we've seen this week.

Obama! Britney! Angelina! R-Patz!!!!!

Yes!

    Posted: Jan 21, 2009 at 11:29 am / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      I love the juxtaposition of the top right and left articles - R Patz is lonely and Angie's got no friends - maybe they should exchange email addresses. LOL

    2. buck says – reply to this


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      This country was so ready to have a black president that we actually elected and unqualified one.



    3. 3

      only u would get excited over this…



    4. 4

      I'm going for the fruit basket - Milky get ready (o:



    5. 5

      Re: Mistress – Damn struck out . . .



    6. 6

      Nice



    7. 7

      Yes we can, yes we did. He's got such a beautiful smile.



    8. 8

      Robert is so lonely because any girl that wants to date him now only does so because they think he's Edward! Poor guy :(



    9. 9

      R Patz is LONELY! AHHHH! There's Thousands of fat girls dying to fuck you dude, hit a few! Don't you know, FAT CHICKS WILL DO ANYTHING!

    10. Ouisa says – reply to this


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      first?



    11. 11

      OBAMA IS HOT!



    12. 12

      Re: harrybalsac – AND EVERTHING!



    13. 13

      LOL - WHY ROBERT PATTINSONS LONELY



    14. 14

      LOL…why IS R-Patz so lonely?



    15. 15

      LOL, poor Angelina and Robert. Britney and Obama look happy tho!



    16. 16

      "Dreams come true"

      Whos? Did I miss something? When Obama was sworn in - did the economy magically return to normal?

      I didn't think so.



    17. 17

      No- this is HORRIBLE. This magazine is treating the leader of our country like he's no more than a celebrity. He's much more than that; he's the leader of the free world.



    18. 18

      OMG I'm so happy he won…may God bless him & his family…I pray to God he gets the USA back on the right track…helping out the poor and middle class families…brings back our soldiers so that they can protect us here not where they do not belong…the magazine should have done the Obamas their only article no need to put in the Home Wrecker & the Adulterer! that messes up the cover!



    19. 19

      Why is it that Angelina has no friends? Gee, that's a tough one….is it because she is a bitch? Because woomen don't want her whoring it up around their men? Because she is holier than thou? Because she is a controlling bitch? I could go on, but any of the above are probably true anyway. Is anyone shocked she has no friends?



    20. 20

      Re: harrybalsac –

      why do you think only fat chicks are ready for him….

      i do not get this comment……



    21. 21

      Re: Hinata – Not true. I'm excited so excited in fact I am just doing little bunny hops all around the house!



    22. 22

      @ italianvenus, everything is not about the Economy. If you don't know why they are saying "Dreams Come True" you are a friggin idiot.



    23. 23

      is anyone surprised Angelina has no friends????



    24. 24

      Fuck you, Perez. Your flip-flopping over-sensitive ways make you just as bad as a Republican. I guess you love Barack today, huh? Will you hate him tomorrow because you won't ever amount to anything close to him or because he's just more attractive?



    25. 25

      I've seen Angelina out several times with g/f, just because they don't hooch it up at clubs or on the beaches doesn't mean she's friendless. I wouldn't really worry about Angelina she's happy.



    26. 26

      Let's see…she is holier than thou, probably doesn't think anyone is worthy of her dirty presence, she's bitchy, women don't want her around because the homewrecker will whore it up with their men….need I go on?
      .
      I'll be she won't let Brad have friends either, because he might cheat on her the way he cheated with her.
      .
      I doubt anyone is shocked.



    27. 27

      bahahaha this is PATHETIC!!

      Life & Style will NEVER be credible no matter WHAT their cover story is…

      leave big stories to People, please.



    28. 28

      I want to know why RPattz is so lonely LOL



    29. 29

      lovely…i have a small crush on him. barack not the lonely moron top left of page.



    30. 30

      You know, it's kind of a scary comment on society when a magazine features some dude in a teen vampire movie, a nutcase, brother-kissing, homewrecking, kid-collecting movie star, a bipolar pop tart and…the President.



    31. 31

      I'll keep him from being lonely!!!



    32. 32

      brit and ang should be friends … it would work but i think brit has a teeny crush on brad …



    33. 33

      Ah doubt Angelina has no friends… and if she really doesn't, it's because she's stuck taking care of six kids



    34. 34

      Why does Angelina have no friends…hmmmm - maybe she has no time between breeding sessions, adoption hearings, and helping the needy! Everyone needs a friend though…who better to have as your best friend and husband than Brad Pitt!!?!?!?!? :)



    35. 35

      I hope Robert's not lonely.
      And Angelina has no friends because she's a rude skank.



    36. 36

      Angelina has no friends because she would steal their husbands….

    37. Ceren says – reply to this


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      ANGELINA HAS NO FRIENDS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS HER HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND TO BE STOLEN BY WHORE ANGELINA.

    38. Ceren says – reply to this


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      Re: Earlobe – Hey we almost make the same sentence :)



    39. 39

      Mommiefukindearest is not worthy to be on that cover. She gave up two beautiful boys for a fake song and a fake dance where she just now walks around and doesn't even bother to work up a sweat. She doesn't give money to charity like Angie does either.
      Twilight should be replaced with TrueBlood. What a horrible magazine cover..sucks. Gwen or Jennifer Garner should of been in Britney's place. shitfukshit



    40. 40

      I would like to have it!!!!!!!



    41. 41

      yeah dude there goes Rpattz



    42. 42

      Glad they put a big picture of antichrist on the cover!..that way more can see him!..good job!



    43. 43

      Yup, she and Brad looked pretty friendless at the awards ceremonies. Well, they have each other, their kids… and the media. Life is lonely when you can't be trusted and when others view you as…ummm, evil, manipulative and a creep.



    44. 44

      Re: lefty lady likes weiner – The free world - I don't think that premise exists anymore. He's the President of the United States. Other countries have their own leaders thank you.



    45. 45

      Re: NoMoreDrama –
      First, name calling is for 6 year olds. Grow up sir.
      Second, The cover is insinuating that Obama is America's " dream come true" …to which my remark is, "We'll see"…. that's all.



    46. 46

      …I'm not going to jump for joy because he's painting the Lincoln bedroom red, or Michelle's dress is made by this person. Yes, I understand people are feeling 'relieved' and happy that he is in office, and yesterday was a big moment.
      But I'm sorry if I'm more concerned about how he will help and run this country, rather than the color of his outfit for the Ball - if you get my jist.



    47. 47

      I would like to know…. Why she has no friends? Because normal people don´t like who does animals, homewreckers, drug abuse (heroin, etc), self harm (cutting), sadomasachistic behaviours (sexual)?????



    48. 48

      ~yawn~ I'm already tired of this man.



    49. 49

      Well no wonder why Skankgelina has no friends right??? Who will wanna be friends with that man stealer?? Obama's coverage seems cool… hey for 2.99 i'll get any mag…



    50. 50

      Angelina has no friends because she's a controlling bitch.



    51. 51

      damn straight. they're all I wanna read about



    52. 52

      yes i love it!!
      i love rob!



    53. 53

      y is Rpattz lonely? :[ … he should come bak the u.s. so he won't b! haha



    54. 54

      She doesn't have friends, does she? That's sad.
      My life would be a complete mess without my friends.



    55. 55

      Perez, PLEASE but the R-Pattz part up! Pretty please with a sugar plum on the top. Lova ya hun