What A Diva!
Filed under: Joaquin Phoenix
Believe it or not, "retired" actor Joaquin Phoenix has decided to become a rapper. And he swears it's not a joke!
The "musician" even performed at Lavo in Las Vegas on Friday night and it was truly AWFUL! Check out the clips HERE.
In the second video he was so out of it that he completely falls and eats the floor as he tries to walk off stage.
And, now, new reports reveal that Phoenix was acting like a total biyatch that evening!
Reports are that the "rapper" threw a fit before his shiteous performance on Friday.
A source says "He was waiting for Casey Affleck and when the film crew arrived late, Joaquin flipped out."
Afleck is directing a documentary about Joaquin's new career for some reason.
The source adds that Phoenix yelled at the crew, "Thanks for being late and fucking everything up."
That's when he threw a CD on the floor and then stormed out of there. He then "came back five minutes later and did the sound check. Nobody can tell if he is for real or if this is all a big joke."
Judging by his performance last week, we're hoping it better be a joke!
[Image via WENN.]
But dude, YOU SUCK!
SUCK!
STILL SUCK!
SUCK SOME MORE!
SUCKY SUCKY!
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
SOOOOOOOO SUCK!
SUCKTARD!
It's THE APOCALYPS
this is just so embarassing… i cant take it.. i feel so bad for this guy
SUCKEST!
Gosh Mario what's up with the shitty posts today? Too busy getting fisted? Just quit now.
Re: FeedMeAStrayCat – He sucks!
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Re: harrybalsac – LMFAO!!!!!
Re: WhiteGirl – HA HA HA HA! HE COULDN'T GET THAT LUCKY!
Re: nigra – Re: WhiteGirl – Really sucks!
Re: harrybalsac – 1 more than Alice, 7 less than Mooseknuckle nice try Harry.
J.P is just trying to have some fun.
Re: MOOSE-KNUCKLE IN THE JUNGLE!! – Didn't quite make 15 and I think that SUCKS!
Re: harrybalsac – SUCK IT!
Mario this is old news again get with it or turn in your blog rights.
It has to be an act!! He used to be sooooo HOT!
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Re: LizardKinG – Yeah well…Re: Iheart420 – Did I tell I think he sucks?
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lol harry…..
Re: LizardKinG – LMFAO!
he's letting the johnny cash role go to his head. drugs don't always bring out the talent in people but at least when he dies there will be a depressing documentary about it. Fuck you fat body!!!
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ALMOST TIME TO GO~.
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omg i saw the clip and he jut needs to stop its just sad i hope this is a joke other wise …………..oh boy
He makes homeless people look like the Beckhams. Nice hair lip you fat ass!
GOING DOWN.
I'd still do him….rub my muff all over that face of his….
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Re: harrybalsac – valiant effort….i resisted posting…..didn't want to be the one to break the streak………………now i really have to go….don't want my little one to get locked in the preschool overnight……….bad mama
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Re: harrybalsac – ALMOST BEAT MOOSE KNUCKLES RECORD!
Re: LizardKinG – LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is sad to see that a great actor such as JP has become a mess….. i hope he enters rehab ASAP….because is more than obvious that he is in drugs….
sad sad sad…
Why are we still even talking about this… It's a joke
He's an idoit
Fruitcake!!!
How stoned was he?
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Maybe you should join his band… sounds like you will totally fit in!
Casey Affleck is JP's brother in law, so he must have gotten suckered into helping his "documentary".
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DARLINGS, COMPARED TO JOAQUIN, RUSSELL "BLOW" LOOKS LIKE
ASSUME THE POSITION!!!
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AND WE ALL KNOW WHO THAT SOUNDS LIKE!
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Hey Perez, you ever heard of plagiarism? You always copy what other write!! What a dumbass!!!!!!!! Oh and your spelling, geez!!
It is a JOKE! It's for a mockumentary, Affleck and the crew are in on it. Yes, it's a 'documentary' but really it's like a mockmentary….how can nobody see this?
It is called "Manic Depression." Text book!!!!!!!!!!!! Get help!
i dont understand! he was hot! n hes acting not so bad
I hope to hell he's joking cuz he sucks…….I couldn't even stand to watch it all……LOL
This is fucking weirder than Amy Winehouse running in the street, cracked out, crying and covered with blood. WTF is going on here????
k clearly this guy needs to go to rehab….hes fackeddd!
Ok, I'm convinced. Joaquin lied about a "break" from acting and all this is a big joke for a new film. Can't wait to see it, Joaquin, maybe Sasha Baron Cohen can teach you how to hide a practical joke better.
apparently his loved one's are on top of this and helping him the best they can back off
I dunno what to think…i guess we'll either be watching a fucked up movie or mourning his death in a year.
oh the lulz
this is a joke, he is doing a borat style "documentary"
will be very funny..
Stereotypical. Actor.
Go to Celebrity Rehab, no one likes you.
what kind of shitty parenting did he & his siblings have?? I need to know what NOT to do when i have kids, because they are one f-ed up bunch.
I've always been a fan of his and it's pretty clear that he's always been a looney bird. But now he's totally off his rocker. And maybe I'm dumb, but if their filming his new career, that still makes him an actor. He's still on tape. Whatta dummy.
Wow - this is just weird and sad. He is such a talented actor!
I seriously hope this is a big joke because dude was awful…and he looks like a caveman! If you are going to retire, dont try to come back as a rapper or do anything in entertainment just go away!
What is he THINKING? Fucktard!
Umm…can we say DRUGS? Good Lord, is he going to River himself or what? Like brother, like brother? I am just wondering what sent him over the edge.
I think it would be pretty cool if it was a joke. He asks like a rapping jackass on a downward spiral for a while, and really turns it into a mockumentary.
If you were any good at your "job" Perez you might actually know that Casey Affleck is Joaquin's brother in law.
Oh man you can't make this garbage up. LMFAO!
I USED TO LOVE YOU!!!!!!
what happened to you?!
Seriously, are we getting Punk'd?