Yes, That's Really Janet Jackson

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Oh boy, here we go again!

The Incredible Expanding-And-Shrinking Woman - also known as Janet Jackson - has once again ballooned to epic proportions and epic fashion disasters.

At first glance, we thought it was the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but it's only Miss Jackson (because we're nasty!).

Janet was spotted leaving London club Mahiki on Tuesday night.

We're not sure how she does it, but we're pretty sure it can't be good for her weight to constantly yo-yo. Maybe it's the vertigo!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jan 21, 2009 at 10:00 am / Email this  »

    117 comments to “Yes, That's Really Janet Jackson”

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    1. 101

      Could it be, you dumbfuck, that people like you nitpick people's appearances and no standard of beauty is achievable for her or anyone else? You've made your career out of ridiculing people's looks, fashion, etc. when you website could be a lot better (your recommendations of music or movies, etc. is much more interesting).

      What the fuck happened?—–no talented pieces of judgemental shit like you. That's what the fuck happened.



    2. 102

      Un-f*ckin'-believable. She looks like she aged big time. Damn.



    3. 103

      YODA
      .
      I feel guilty teasing Janet.



    4. 104

      That's not Janet!!



    5. 105

      SHOCKING !!..NOT !



    6. 106

      AGAIN???? she should try weight watchers!!! it really does work, just ask me!! ive kept it off for almost three years!! miss jackson, portion control!!!



    7. 107

      And once again Madonna leads the pack! Stay back fat Shitney and Janet…stay back and BOW to the QUEEN!!! LMAO!



    8. 108

      SHE WENT OUT IN PUBLIC LOOKING LIKE THAT?! WTF??!!



    9. 109

      Re: hard_candy

      The queen of what? Blow jobs and STD's?



    10. 110

      Re: kristiyeahyeahyeahstfu

      Janet actually looked really good that night. There are better pictures of her on janet-xone.com but of corse Perez chose the worse picture of her that he could find as an attempt to force Madonna down our throats like the rest of her weirdo fans.



    11. 111

      this is so distressing. 16 years ago… look at her video for "If"…
      now, look at this mess.



    12. 112

      Now thats just a bad picture. I hope she isn't back up in weight.



    13. 113

      Perez ur an ASS, u pick the wost picture to talk shit about. U always look like SHIT u fat ugly virgin. Give it up no one will fuck you, thats why you are so misarable.



    14. 114

      Re: hard_candy – The Queen of STD's and saggy skin?



    15. 115

      GOOG GOD…NO JANET!!!!COME BACK TO ME



    16. 116

      Re: trueiopian

      LMAO! Good one, trueiopian!



    17. 117

      You know they saw they can add or take off 10 pounds depending on the camera angle. As to the other 40…

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