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Now that Barack Obama is President, I want him to _________.

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    1. 1

      prosecute the transgressions of the bush administration.



    2. 2

      Do an AWESOME JOB!!! :-D



    3. 3

      stop the war!

      first?
      xo



    4. 4

      Bail me out!!



    5. 5

      i want him to………….stop global warming!!!!!!!!!



    6. 6

      marry me!

    7. chodi says – reply to this


      7

      Re: kayce. – i so agree



    8. 8

      Keep to his word, but im not holding my breath



    9. 9

      keep the promises he made us, & make us proud we elected him….



    10. 10

      Sending me a fucking stimulus check already.



    11. 11

      Take Prop Gr8 National



    12. 12

      *send*



    13. 13

      be all that we expect of him.



    14. 14

      SAY BICHANO OR GATITO.



    15. 15

      Ummm, how about stop the hand outs and make all the welfare moochers get jobs? I think that will keep him busy for awhile.



    16. 16

      overturn the Defence of Marriage Act - signed by Bill Clinton



    17. 17

      DO A GOOD JOB



    18. 18

      SPRINKLE FAIRY DUST ON THE LAZY ASS WELFARE WHORES/BABY MAMA'S AND MAKE THEM GET JOBS. THAT IS WHAT I WANT



    19. 19

      Re: ObamaistheMessiah – real nice……



    20. 20

      Be a superhero that can transcend political realities that have existed for decades. In other words, I can dream too.



    21. 21

      i didn't know he was a lefty!!!

      he's so awesome!!!



    22. 22

      Re: ObamaistheMessiah – YOU AGIAN!



    23. 23

      Free us from OIL!!!



    24. 24

      send the imposters to Gitmo.



    25. 25

      Be realistic and honest! Best wishes!
      Oh and have the "times when not to be hungover" talk with tell Joe Biden!!



    26. 26

      prove the skeptics wrong!



    27. 27

      Put action behind his words. Continue giving American's hope, yet with reasonable cause to believe he's sincere (i.e doing things he promised.) Annnd not make me look like an ass for voting for him!



    28. 28

      bring back family values and empower the downtrodden and keep the hope alvie for so many inspired generations….



    29. 29

      sign an order to close guantanamo bay. oh wait, he already did that!!! :)



    30. 30

      make gay marriage legal :)



    31. 31

      shorten the time the ARMY is deployed!!!! instead of a year how about we do like the damn navy and go with 6 months!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!



    32. 32

      Oh, yeah, and make us proud that we voted for you!!!!!!!



    33. 33

      Make my birthday "National Fisting Day!"



    34. 34

      Re: Mrs Harry Beaver Poonani – no one can take your comment seriously when your name is "mrs harry beaver poonani"



    35. 35

      bail the posse members in bankruptcy out! haha



    36. 36

      Let Biden be his mouthpiece. The man is just SO eloquent and ALWAYS says the right thing. ROTFLMAO!



    37. 37

      Re: kayce. – You are a moron. Yeh like Bush is really going to stand trial for war crimes. Get real.

      I want Obama to bring the country together and make everyone proud to be American citizens.



    38. 38

      Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – I knew you were poor! get an education and a decent job where you don't sit on your fatass all damn day!



    39. 39

      Re: ObamaistheMessiah – But whitey makes Old English & Newports, and the still own everything, so join me in kissin' whitey's ass ya dumb tarbaby!



    40. 40

      Re: LaDiva is sizzling…. – 11 of course you'd beg for a check you fucking pheasant!



    41. 41

      get us out of the shit hole bush put us in for 8 years….



    42. 42

      …cleans up Mr. Bush's (unworthy of the title president) mess. (It is so nice to like and respect your president; what novel feelings these are!)

    43. Ouisa says – reply to this


      43

      Jump off a cliff



    44. 44

      rub my butt.



    45. 45

      make me his intern

    46. LilyV says – reply to this


      46

      Fulfill all the promises he made while running.

    47. elo says – reply to this


      47

      Hopefully he'll put all the people on welfare in chains and use the labor to shore up the economy until they pay off what they've taken. If they turn out to be all one color, so what.



    48. 48

      Kick some ass!



    49. 49

      Use the Magic 8 Ball George hid in the Oval Office.



    50. 50

      Create laws to regulate credit card companies from fucking people over with their finance charges, APR's, fine print, and extending credit limits without consultations!

      Obviously, I'd like him to do more important things first, but I would put this somewhere on the check list. There's a reason America is in debt and it's not just because of the government's mistakes.



    51. 51

      Re: ObamaistheMessiah – Wanta buy some spinners for your Caddie?



    52. 52

      STOP THE WAR!!!! :)



    53. 53

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Lol you should beg for a new identity… Haha…



    54. 54

      This guy is awesome. The first day doing all the stuff about transparency and ethics makes me excited for everytime he appears in the media. Maybe he should keep Gitmo open and put Perez' sorry white ass in there though.



    55. 55

      I want Mr. President to end the war in Iraq. More then 4,000 American military are dead. Please bring our men and women back home . And instead of spending billions in Iraq , spend $$$ on AMERICAN people because they need help to pay mortgages and buy food.
      God bless America.



    56. 56

      STOP THE WAR

    57. cush says – reply to this


      57

      create a public works program to help employ the unemployed and underpaid



    58. 58

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – Sorry OG's pathetic imposter, but I work n I pay my bills. I don't live off welfare. As to my comment I was being funny, but seeing as to that you are a lonely n frivolous soul, it definitely bypassed you….

    59. Abbi says – reply to this


      59

      Re: LilyV –
      All 512?
      Yea he's already going around saying "well we won't REALLY be able to do that one"



    60. 60

      prove the naysayers wrong



    61. 61

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – pheasant is a bird. i believe you were looking for the word "peasant." you are even dumber than the person you're shit-talking



    62. 62

      Re: ObamaistheMessiah – don't self hate dude…



    63. 63

      I agree BAIL ME OUT!



    64. 64

      think before he closes gitmo and let biden take over.
      …IDIOT move.



    65. 65

      Re: Charlotte the Harlot – balloon knot ….hoot



    66. 66

      *LEGALIZE IT!*



    67. 67

      Okay Bitches… let President Obama settle the fuck down in office, evalutate all the fuck-ups left behind for him to delegate, dismiss or deal with..



    68. 68

      To help illegal immigrants to apply for legal residency if they pay a penalty and don’t have a criminal record and/or have U.S. citizens as children or spouse.



    69. 69

      SHORTEN DEPLOYMENT TIMES!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN IT WE ARE DEPLOYED SO FUCKING WE GO FUCKING INSANE OUT THERE!!!!!!! AND YOU WONDER WHY WE SUFFER FROM PTSD……Oh and yeah can you also get rid of Hawaii and make it part of god damn Japan, might as well be anyway



    70. 70

      RE: ObamaistheMessiah :

      You have to be the most enormus, ignorant box of dog shit I've ever seen/heard. "Kill all the white people and Jews" –Lest we not forget NOBama is half-white?–Oh, wait a mintue–he only claims to be "African American" so he can pander to the easily color-persuaded oafs, like yourself and most of the country. I'm going to laugh my ass off once shit goes south (yet again), and the streets are full of unemployed, ghetto fab, hood rats riding around in vehicles that have accesories that cost more than their fucking homes/hovels. All thanks to his reforms, exemptions for illegals, and benefits. All courtesy of taxpayers.

      P.S.-NoBama's wife's mouth looks like a bear trap.



    71. 71

      Re: Salvii_Mamii –
      fuck that send all illegal to war to prove themselves worthy to be legalized in this country.



    72. 72

      let his inner gangsta out! HOLLA!



    73. 73

      .
      .
      …WELL AFTER FUMIGATING THE WHITEHOUSE OF THE STENCH THAT WAS GEORGE AND WHORE-A, LG WOULD LIKE HIM TO BRING THE TROOPS HOME WITHIN THE MONTH (EVEN IF HE HAS TO SHUT DOWN COMMERCIAL AIR TRAVEL FOR A FEW DAYS, IF THOSE PLANES ARE NEEDED)…WELL, LET'S SEE…AND LG WOULD ALSO LIKE HIM TO TAKE HANNAH MONTANA OFF THE AIR AND DO SOMETHING, ONCE AND FOR ALL, ABOUT THOSE PIMP PARENTS OF MILEY'S, AND WELL, LG WOULD ALSO LIKE THE DARLING TO
      QUIT GIVING COMPANIES INCENTIVES TO OUTSOURCE JOBS THAT AMERICANS ARE MORE THAN WILLING AND ABLE TO DO OVERSEAS.
      .
      .



    74. 74

      Approve stem cell research, approve LGBT marriages, bring our troops home, find out what the hell is the deal with Iran, and Help the economy, and improve the energy crisis and help the earth out (global warming).



    75. 75

      Re: liz222 – SO WHAT? I DON'T CARE REALLY. YOU DON'T LIKE MY NAME? IT'S A ROYAL NAME. MY GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S COUSIN'S STEPBROTHER WAS A PRINCE. SERIOUSLY.



    76. 76

      Make health care affordable for everyone and available to those who don't have access to jobs.



    77. 77

      Prosecute the officer involved in the bart shooting to the fullest extent of the Law.



    78. 78

      I just had a passing thought……There are going to be Chicken 'n' Waffles restaurants everywhere now.

    79. Hmmmm says – reply to this


      79

      sign an order to IMMEDIATELY castrate Obamaisthemessiah. I have a dull, rusty scalpel I'll donate. What a tool.



    80. 80

      stop acting like he's Jesus Christ who has just come back for seconds



    81. 81

      … to LEGALIZE MARY JANE~!!!!



    82. 82

      create more jobs!!!



    83. 83

      lift the embargo against Cuba.

      On a side note, I had no idea Obama was left handed, that just makes him so much cooler!! :D



    84. 84

      (In best Heath Ledger joker voice) HIT ME!



    85. 85

      MAKE MORE HISTORY



    86. 86

      Legalize marijuana/End the Drug War



    87. 87

      Re: The REAL Orchidgirl! – your are getting sloppy…..you are the only poster here obsessed with a pecking order…………remember the time you made sweets cry…..that poor sweet bunny



    88. 88

      Pull the troops out



    89. 89

      Re: liz222 – That sounded dangerously like a back-handed compliment…



    90. 90

      Stop Global Warming and pollution. The fishbowl is cloudy and brown. Yuck!



    91. 91

      military members need more take home pay!!!



    92. 92

      Re: LG IS SIMPLY YOURS! – 78 and that too!



    93. 93

      i want him to shake my hand, to stop the war, to fulfill all our hopes, to live a long life



    94. 94

      NOT CLOSE A PRISON FULL OF FUCKING TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    95. 95

      call George Bush and have him come back to be president.



    96. 96

      Re: WhiteGirl –

      you sound bipolar lol



    97. 97

      free leonard peltier!



    98. 98

      fix the school systems. he has an amazing education policy…if we're going to fix this completely fucked up nation, our kids need to get a half decent education.



    99. 99


    100. 100

      To explain to the US that all problems weren’t caused by Bush. Everything that gets passed in the us has STEPS! First the Senate is composed of 100 Members–two from each state, regardless of population or area–elected by the people each term is six years! Each Senator has one vote. The House of Representatives is composed of 435 Members elected every two years from among the 50 states & each Representative has one vote. Bills may originate in either the House of Representatives or the Senate A bill that has been agreed to in identical form by both bodies becomes the law of the land only after 1. Presidential approval; or 2. failure by the President to return it with objections to the House in which it originated within 10 days (Sundays excepted) while Congress is in session; or 3. the overriding of a presidential veto by a two- thirds vote in each House. .. PEOPLE YOU FORGET YOU VOTED THESE PEOPLE IN TO OFFICE (not just Bush) if you think anything gonna change just cause the President did. YOUR WRONG PEOPLE think before you blame a man that HELP OUR COURTNY. DO ANY OF YOU REMEMBER 9/11? I guess not since most of you wanna pull out of the war & yea i'm from a military family too

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